My penis keeps falling off. Does anyone have any tips of how to keep it on? -

My penis keeps falling off. Does anyone have any tips of how to keep it on? -

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Get a B12 shot.

Do all of them fall off, or just one? And how did an octopus manage to get on Yahoo!Answers?

You are on my To Kill list :@

super-glue it

the quality of your glue is not up to standard, duct tape

With a rubberband. You could always replace it with your finger in case it falls off and you lose it. Some dog will probably end up with it.

No way, it-s way better when it-s detachable. When you don-t have time to pee during a commercial you can leave it in there and come back at the next TV break. Or if you-re too tired, just throw it directly into the bowl from the recliner. Just think of all the money you could make renting it out at frat parties! You-ve got it made... leave it as is!

Well the honest answer is, the strap on ur strap on penis is broken, its time to get a new one

Super glue - duct tape.

Tighten the strap.

I suggest you use velcro; that way you can move it around!

make the belt tighter when you put your strap-on on

tie it to ur hand

say what?

I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!....Get a life, you sick freak.

Mhm. And my left boob falls off a lot too. Stupid moronic child.

Start using condoms.

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My penis keeps falling off. Does anyone have any tips of how to keep it on? -