How do i cut off my penis in a painless way? -

How do i cut off my penis in a painless way? -

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i know it may sound unusual, but i think the penis looks gross and i don-t like the look of it. it looks like a.. like a.. i dont know what but if you were have never been introduced to an image of a penis in your life and you dont know what it looks like, what-d be your first reaction? exactly. its the same way you reacted to a woman vagina. :-(

how do i remove it in a painless way?

My first reaction to a vagina was -AWESOME.- so I have no idea what you-re talking about.

If you want to cut off your penis you first need to see a therapist. Not because you-re crazy but because you need to talk to someone about how you feel and therapists generally will help you get to the operation. Then you can see a doctor and get it removed, but no surgery is painless.

How do you cut off your penis in a painless way? You don-t. You don-t cut off your penis at all.
Seriously. If you are genuinely feeling this way about your penis, you need to see a doctor and tell him about it. He might be able to suggest something to help you. Do NOT attempt anything by yourself. You need professional medical help to avoid infections, etc.

Get yourself a really sharp knife. Maybe a -cut throat- razor would be better. Better still ask your friendly neighbourhood surgeon for a loan of his scalpel. Don-t use garden shears, an electric hedge trimmer or a chain saw as these will only make your eyes water. Put your penis on a nice flat surface and get to work. With no hard bone to contend with I reckon you could have it off, if you will excuse the choice of words, in a couple of seconds. Good luck.

If you do it yourself it will hurt and quite possibly kill you, ie shock or bleed to death. Don-t be a prick (excuse the pun) see a doctor or psychiatrist.

You freeze it (put some ice cubes around it in a bag) then get one of those twig cutters and start gently cutting

The penis is your friend.
Do not hurt the penis.

A very sharp kitchen knife usually does the trick

Cut your head off and you won-t be able to see it anymore

put it in the paper shredder! It will do the job, good luck. :)

Slam it in the car door.

WHAT?! remove your penis?!
idk.

check yourself into the nearest nut ward you need more help then you know

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How do i cut off my penis in a painless way? -

I know there is heart transplants from pigs to humans, how about a penis transplant from a horse!?!?!? -

I know there is heart transplants from pigs to humans, how about a penis transplant from a horse!?!?!? -

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Xenotransplants are the transplants of animal organs to a human to improve the human body or fix it. So why not enlarge your penis with a horse penis? You will then be truly be hung like a horse.

hahahaha. you have too much time on your hands, friend.

The pig is a very close relation of the human, genetically speaking. Horses are a very different animal.

In any case, the penis is highly vascular, and has many nerves associated with it. While you might be able to transplant a penis from an animal to a man, it wouldn-t have feeling, and probably would not erect.

I think if you got -Excited- you-d lose too much blood pressure and pass out....Might be fun though ^^

haahaha thats a good idea hahaha

lmao why stop at a horse. Go for a blue whale

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I know there is heart transplants from pigs to humans, how about a penis transplant from a horse!?!?!? -