How to accurately measure ones penis? -

How to accurately measure ones penis? -

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I used a regular ruler. I measured from base to tip and got about 7 1/4 inchs.

Ninety percent of men measure between 5 and 7 inches when erect, while the mean size of a flaccid penis is 3.89 inches. If you insist on measuring yourself: Press the ruler--er, yardstick--against your pubic bone, just above your penis.

never use a hard ruler cause you will not get an accurate measurement. because there are curves in it you must use a cloth measuring tape like the ones tailors use to measure arm and chest sizes. or you can use a length of string to find the length of your penis and then measure the length of the string to a ruler. but make sure you measure your penis under neath the shaft from the start of your testicles to the tip of your penis. if you measure up on top then you will get an inacurate measurement. hope this helps

Measure from your anus to tip. use a string because a flat ruler will be inaccurate. You-ll have to hold it on one end and make sure you work it over the contours of your balls. Totally works, for example, my penis is 26 inches.

Edit: today is a saggy ball day, so today my penis is 29 inches.

You measure what is insertable into another person. Don-t push the ruler into your pelvis.. that-s cheating.

-Connor

Good Luck with that =)

WAY too small, dude!!

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How to accurately measure ones penis? -

How long is Joe Jonas penis erect? -

How long is Joe Jonas penis erect? -

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From lack of use it has sucked itself back into his body, in effect creating a -Mangina-...there-s no cure for this affliction.

about 25/30 cm

and we would know because???? only he and he alone would know that. the only way you would find out is if you married him or did an exceptional (and I mean exceptional because you know those guys dont believe in premarital sex) job of tempting him into sleeping with you

I would like to know, im a big Joe jonas lover, but if you see videos of his -Joner- on youtube, he looks average i would about....

7 inches about :D

1/16th of an inch
i thought that was common knowledge

About 1 CM.

o this is so cool i just found this out in the news. some info got out and its like 7 3/4 inches long or something

HE has a penis?If he does it must be half an inch lol!

Idk but I would love to kno cause he mite not even have one jk

which one is joe. arnt they all somewhat gay.

It-s huge!!!!!!!!!! But it-s ingrown.

wait? joe jonas has a penis??

what penis?

How would ANYONE know that except him?

I didn-t know he had one

Who knows...probably an inch if that...

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How long is Joe Jonas penis erect? -

How do guys know the size of their penis? -

How do guys know the size of their penis? -

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do they really measure it with a ruler ? lol i hear guys talking about how big and long they are , EVEN ON HERE , but do the really measure ?


how do they know ? or do they guess ?


not sure if im in the right section but oh well .

I use a tape measure!!

Alright, here it is plain and simple. Most men, well not even men really Men, Boys...anything with a penis is pretty much obsessed with thier penis, especially when they are young. Yeah they do measure it, sometimes with a ruler, sometimes a tape measure to see how big around it is.. It sounds pathetic to us women but apparently it-s just a guy thing, and believe me babe it never stops. So when they all start going on with thier penis talk... Kindly remind them that just because they have a penis doesn-t mean that everyone wants to hear about thier penis. Or more appropriately tell them that there is way more important stuff for them to worry about and talk about than the size of thier penis. Because afterall they have no control over the size of it anyway. :)

how else would you know if you didn-t measure? It would be like you knowing your cup size without measuring. to measure a penis a ruler (tape or straight) or a peice of string is required. I would give you more details on how to measure but I don-t think you want to know all that.

Well if you must know,they all say to use a ruler or a tape measure.The way a man can do it without taking his penis out is to measure from the tip of his thumb to tip of his middle finger,with both stretch out.9 out 10 times it is accurate
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we have a huge party, with lots and lots of guys, go out to WallyWorld and all buy a ruler, then we get to a house, strip naked, measure eachothers penises and then average the number, thus knowing our size :)

Hope this helps :)

Need more help?

Email me: jqsmith2@yahoo.com

some of us do it this way ,we put a hand around percy,then we place the other hand over the remaining protrusion ,then we measure the width of our hand ,some of us have wide hands ,but usually 4-5 inches wide ,then we add a bit to boast about ,lol

hunny its called a ruler the boys thing they have to be better then each othwer so they get them self hard and put the long woden stick to it and mark it from base to tip in the end there is there size but most lie and add a few extra inches ;)

if they are small they measure from underneath to add size, if normal or big then measure from top to be accurate since nothign underneath is going anywhere, lol

Yes many measure it, but more importantly? What about females talking about and measuring/comparing breast sizes? Hmmmm?

well yes the measure it haha just like every guy has tucked it in between there legs its a fact of life lol-

I always thought while they masterbated they just whipped out a ruler lmao. xD
Edit: That kinda sounded wrong...

I use a yardstick.

Why do you think we buy rulers? everyone measures lol

They measure lol.

haha im a girl and i always talk about my boob size cause im just lame :D

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How do guys know the size of their penis? -

How do I go about finding an alternative method of penis enlargement that does not involve surgery? -

How do I go about finding an alternative method of penis enlargement that does not involve surgery? -

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Go to your local piercing parlor and get your tip pierced. This is commonly referred to as a -Prince Albert-. With a ring piercing inserted there you can start suspending weights from it. Start with 75kg...

I really wish people would give up on this whole -penis size- thing. Its about the most ridiculous thing I ever heard of...I even had a friend call me up out of the blue to borrow my credit card so he could buy -enlargement pills- because he had a phobia about his penis shrinking. I found him a good therapist instead.

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How do i wash my penis i have phimosis but it hurts so bad and i also get this white stuff helpp? -

How do i wash my penis i have phimosis but it hurts so bad and i also get this white stuff helpp? -

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Dude, you need to stretch your foreskin to loosen it up. Worst case scenario is circumcision, but 9 times out 10 phimosis can be fixed with daily stretching exercises for a few weeks, or if that doesn-t work you can get a cream from your doctor.

Here-s a link which contain stretching instructions for -phimosis-:

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/wiki/Tig��


Try the stretching every day in the shower but if it doesn-t improve after a few weeks then go to your doctor. He can prescribe you a topical steroid cream that will help loosen your tight foreskin.

Good luck, email me if you need any more info
And this link has some more useful advice:

http://www.norm-uk.org/circumcision_alte��

The white stuff is smegma, which is a natural product of the foreskin, women get it in the folds of skin around the vagina as well. The best thing that you can do is soak it in a hot bath, and move the foreskin as much as you can.
While you do that, the hot water will soften the skin, and you can try pulling it back gently to stretch it.
When it gets loose enough, you can insert a clean fingertip under it, and pull gently, don-t do it so much that it hurts, as this may cause micro tears that heal as scar tissue, and will make it worse.
It will take a long time, maybe a few months, but if you do it every day, you-ll soon see some improvement in looseness.

If this doesn-t work, see your doctor, who will be able to prescribe something like steroid cream to rub into it to help it become loose.

Ignore anyone who suggests circumcision, they don-t know what they are talking about, since that would be a very last resort, and is almost never needed.

The white stuff is dead skin cells and it is called -smegma-, nothing to worry about as even circumcised guys get it to some degree.

As for washing under the foreskin when you have phimosis you could try soaking in a bath tub and gently massage the penis while soaking. Don-t masturbate, just work the skin back and forth and it will clean under the skin.

You should take steps to stretch the foreskin, gently pulling it up and out with a finger or two if you can get them inside the skin to do that. Then if that doesn-t work you really need to see a doctor. He might prescribe some ointment that helps stretch skin. Worst case you will have to be circumcised.

yea likw everyone said, the white stuff, smegma, is the result of the dead skin cells...like dandruff in hair. Just wash it as you would your body when showering. I-m uncut too so I get that as well. It-s no big.

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How do i wash my penis i have phimosis but it hurts so bad and i also get this white stuff helpp? -