How to fake penis in long term relationship? -

How to fake penis in long term relationship? -

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i need a way to fake penis and not have people no
needs too be good quility but not to expensive else i cant buy it because it is going to cost to much money
i need it to fake for a long term rrelationship and during sex, shooting contests and length and let no one find out about it or im screwed

accept wat u hav n liv on you dont need a didlo 2 survive

ASEXUALS!! UNITE!!!

The way you write is very confusing. As far as I can make out is that you are trying to buy a fake penis and wear it without others knowing it. If it so, you think people don-t know what is real and what is fake. You think the girl don-t know? You are very mistaken for assuming you can have a fake penis to act as a real one. My friend, no such thing.

thats what you get for lying bro. you make up stories about being able to do things that you cant and when ur put to the test u cant and people dont trust and believe you after.

if your worried u wont be big enough in sex, then wait and save it for someone you love. then, they wont care how big u are.

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Put a cucumber in your pants, it worked for Derek Smalls in the movie This is Spinal Tap.

lol.
Buy an attachable dildo at your local Romantic Depot, buddy. ;]

Your screwed!

what are you talking about are you a guy or a girl

lmao

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Really really wanna know this (how to grow a penis naturally)? -

Really really wanna know this (how to grow a penis naturally)? -

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so i-ve read on the net you can actually grow your penis by exercising it.
is this true? cause it appears the old fashion say -no-, recently they say -yes-
i-ve got a small penis the size of 3inches at erect, i won-t take pills, or surgery, i just wanna grow it naturally, and healthy.
so anyone who knows how to do these exercises, PLEASE tell me!!
you know i-m despirate!
i have a girlfriend, and she really wants to have sex. she-s been itching for a week now.

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bummer dude...only 3 inches...that sucks i hope you can get it bigger...how old are you if you already finished puberty you have no hope if not then:

masturbation actually promotes penis growth just jerk off everyday at least once a day for a month and then stop for a week or 2 then keep doing it you will see a difference though its not real big...

also these -exercises- are basically just stretching your penis...the same stretching everyday can hlep you grow...so can stretching your penis....these stretches include grabbing your head w/ thumb and forefinger and pulling(not to the point of pain) and keep it there for a little while....you would do this when flaccid (soft/not erect) also...when you are erect, grab it from the base(closest part to the body) and your wrap your finger and thumb around it and then squeeze and pull...this will cause blood to rush there and fill it up more and also trap some blood there

There is no way of growing it. Exercising it wont do anything, because the penis has no muscle inside of it, but just blood. Thats why when your erect, you can hardly move it.

3inches is quite small, but if your girlfriend was really meant for you, the size of the penis wont matter to her. You-ll just have to accept it.

BTW, how old are you?

You can-t grow your penis. You can exercise it which makes you have more control in holding an orgasm. The exercise for a guy is to place a wet town on your hard penis and lift the towel with it like penis push ups.
BTw, if your girlfriend is itching then I would suggestion you hold off on having sex with her until she sees the doctor. :-)

It means that you just leave it alone and let puberty do it-s job. It just grows naturally. Some Dudes don-t grow in their gear until maybe age 17 if they are what is called later bloomers. That happened to me.

Then I grew up until I was age 23 and passed all of what I had known the bigger Dudes in the locker room to be.

You need to be just patient until it happens. Your DNA recipe is what determines when and how fast.

As much as I know you want to get into it Dude, hope this helps.

Oh.. and by the way Man, it sounds like your sex drive is going up, so I would expect that package growth should take off kind of soon.

Me! :- )

There is no way you can make it bigger. Sorry. Well there might be if you are circumcised and have a reallly really tight circumcision. Like painfully tight. If this is the case email me and I can give you a solution. I know guys that have had too tight of skin and then after they grew like 2 inches.

-Connor

I have never heard anything about doing that. I have always read that pills and other stuff was just a scam and you got what you got and there ain-t nothing that can be done about it.

You are talking about jelqing:never ever do that:it hurts the spongy tissue and the blood vessels.
Cubes

****.. thats small..

i heard that sunflower seeds help.

um whatever you do dont drink mountain dew.

mag salsal ka nalang.

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My girlfriend asked me to measure my penis for her, but I have no idea how to go about it. Help please!!? -

My girlfriend asked me to measure my penis for her, but I have no idea how to go about it. Help please!!? -

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Do I use a tape measure. Should I exaggerate the length? Would it be a large safety hazard if i measured using a metal ruler, or measured it from the inside?
Thanks guys.

Use a shoestring first then measure the shoestring. That way you won-t cut off your frank and beans. Good Luck.

Make sure its really hard, then take a piece of string and measure. Pretty simple... I have measured my boyfriends dick lol.
Sure, exaggerate! She will never know.

If you want to make it reeally hard and big, check me out. Im number one on likemybody.com. Vote for me pleease?

get a ruler or tape measer and put it right up to the base of the penis and measure to the end... dont worry about exaggerating if she has already seen it... and if she hasnt see it then just tell her to find out and measure it

just measure it with like a paper towel then mark it and then measure the paper towell

and dont exaggerate i bet any length of p3nis will feel good

Give her yardstick and ask her to do it. If she is not happy, she can use the yardstick to release the anger.

stick it in her mouth ...she will know lol

show her a banana and be like 1/2 inch smaller or w/e ur size is lol

a regular ruler cuz a tape measure will cut u

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My girlfriend asked me to measure my penis for her, but I have no idea how to go about it. Help please!!? -

How to increase my penis length by natural methods like exercising, taking fruits? -

How to increase my penis length by natural methods like exercising, taking fruits? -

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There are no natural way to increase the length.

One thing you must understand about sex.

It is not the length that matter.
It is the length of time that matter.
How long it can last is more important than how long it can stretch.

In other words, women don-t like 20 inch penis that last for 2 seconds ^-^

Sorry, there is no scientifically proven way to permanently increase the length. I-d suggest becoming the best lover you can with what you-ve got, and most women won-t care.
If there were anything that actually worked, we all would have heard about by now, just like Viagra and Cialis for ED.
Whatever you do, never waste your money on those pills you see advertised on cable late at night or in the back pages of men-oriented magazines. They are allowed to almost straight out lie about all of that junk.

There are a few ways that it can be done. You won-t get that much length 1--2-. One way is using a pump. You do this every other day. The pump causes more blood to rush to that organ and therefore stretching it. You gain a lot of girth this way.

Sorry to disappoint you but you cant..

Losing weight actually increases your size because some of us tend to have fat around our V area. Lose the fat and you will gain the size that you are supposed to have. As for making it long though pills and eating certain things, NO

you cant

theres only one way isnt it, dunno what its called, jagging or jugging or something, heaps of people get it to work. takes a few months tho, basically your physically stretching it yourself. pills dont work

There-s no natural way, no exercise, no food, nothing. Pills and herbal supplements are all shams, the so called -exercises- and pumps actually damage your penis, giving you erection problems that cannot be fixed with pills, and that leaves surgery, which is the only real way to increase your length, and that is by no means cheap. Surgery also reduces the effectiveness of the penis as well, since it-s pretty much a given that nerves must be cut when getting a graft put in, and those nerves will never return to how they once functioned. Your best bet is to leave your penis alone, it works it-s best unaltered, it-s sensitive and does what it-s supposed to do, and as long as you know how to perform well in bed, size doesn-t matter. Even then, you can learn to get better and learn to please your partner without having to resort to a large penis. If size really matters that much, only a tiny percent of the world would be having sex and reproducing, but yet here in America casual sex is as common as a cloud in the sky. Only people who are superficial will care about how it looks, and usually those people are never in it for the long run, nor are they deep enough or emotional enough to connect to another and be in a good relationship. So just be happy that you are the way you are and find you someone you connect with, someone who you can be in a meaningful relationship with and not worry whether your body fits their expectations.

hey rahul.......................jus dnt wry about it..................size doesnt matter..............................jus live freely.................itz nt at all a pblm.................it really doesnt hav any effect on reproduction n your wife-s satisfaction.

your physical attributes are genetically pre-determined. Short of painful and risky surgery, you cannot increase the size or length of your penis.

i wouldn-t know maybe tie a rock around it and let it swing

Nope.

Not unless you -strap a banana- to your banana, you have what Mother Nature and genetics dealt you. Remember, it-s quality, not quantity.

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How to increase my penis length by natural methods like exercising, taking fruits? -