How can u make a homemade penis pump? -

How can u make a homemade penis pump? -

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do anyone know?

Based on what I-ve got laying about the house, you could probably use a plastic tennis ball tube and an hand pump for inflating footballs and such. Whatever you do, make sure that you drill a 1/4- hole into the side of any tube you stick your penis into. When using it, cover the hole with your thumb to seal it off. When the suction is too great and things start to hurt, take your thumb off so air pressure inside can get back to normal. It-d suck to have your penis explode from decompression.

That said, nobody who isn-t already impotent has any use for a penis pump.

You can stick some dogfood on yr member and then call FIDO over for brunch.

Penis pumps are very dangerous and cause erectile dysfunction in the long run.

Craftsman shop vac...just make sure you get the most horsepower you can afford.

get an empty softdrink bottle, insert your penis, break the other end of the softdrink bottle and connect it to tube of the a vacuum cleaner and turn the vacuum cleaner on. make sure the paramedics are there.

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How can u make a homemade penis pump? -

How do you improve your penis size? -

How do you improve your penis size? -

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dont get me wrong there is nothing wrong with my size just want to add a little more

It will grow on its own (until you-re about 21)

Your penis is made up of three chambers, two large ones which run along the top (Corpora Cavernosa) and one smaller one (Corpus spongiosum) that runs along the bottom of your penis.
When you get an erection, the larger chambers are the parts that fill with blood, in turn causing your penis to expand. Your penis size is currently limited to the amount of blood these two main chambers can take, when they-re full, you have your maximum erection size.
The key to enlarging your penis, is to use special techniques designed to increase the amount of blood that these chambers will hold. The more blood that gets into the penis, the bigger it becomes!
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How long is the world largest penis? -

How long is the world largest penis? -

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20 meters, he is a fireman.

13.5- is the official world record but it is pretty inaccurate. There are lots of men that are larger than the record but don-t like to advertise their size, and I can see why. I mean anybody that says they-re big is pretty much assumed to be a liar, so you-re left to choose between the embarrassment of proving it or the embarrassment of agreeing that you-re a liar to avoid proving it. It is much easier to keep it between you and the bedpost.

God-s penis is 500 feet long, but since he is a deity, it doesn-t count. God doesn-t live on the world, he lives in heaven. That leaves the world-s largest penis as that of your creepy neighbor, Maurice.

13.5 inches erect.

Holy sh*t!!!!!!!!!

13.5 is the longest proven, but there are reports of up to 15 inches. Thats almost the size of your forearm. Such a penis would be obscene beyond anything you could imagine.

I saw pics of some guys in a south american tribe once and by god, they were HUGE. I swear, they hung down to their knees. seriously.

YOUR MOM

Just a minute. Let me get my yardstick.

Why do you wish to know?

Bigger than yours? Like 14 inches I think

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How long is the world largest penis? -