How do I hide my abnormally large penis when Im wearing speedos? -

How do I hide my abnormally large penis when Im wearing speedos? -

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don-t. girls might like it. lol

Why hide it, if anything you should make sure that speedo is tight enough to make it show as much as possible, girls will love it you-ll get this -sudden- wave of attention. But if you really want to hide it then just stay under the water or wear shorts, I wear speedos mainly to show it off and I don-t have any issues, you need feel good about your body.

Same problem: (if it is a problem)
Sorry but speedos just put it all out front. There is no way to hide a large package. My lady likes me in a speedo so she can watch the other women stare and smile.

- don-t wear speedos anymore
- yeah that about it
- unless you wanna wear a swimming skirt like a chick
- why would u wanna speedos obviously show guy-s penises

I-m with Smalls . . . Speedos should stay in the competitive swinmming pool - NOT on middle aged dudes!

Oh, and when you-re standing looking north, point your penis so it-s looking south underneath!

well first of all.... no one believes you.

secondly, speedos are just terrible on anyone.

use a jockstrap to control the bulge.

wear a strapless jockstrap

wear a wrap around begins with an -s-.

Duct tape

SteveC

hide it in your girlfriend

wake up dude!

tuck it lol

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How do I hide my abnormally large penis when Im wearing speedos? -

How do i measure my penis length? -

How do i measure my penis length? -

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i want to measure and tell whether my penis size is in the average size according to the charts.

A non-erect penis usually measures between 8.5cm and 10.5cm (3-4 inches) from tip to base.

The average figure is about 9.5cm (3.75 inches), but this kind of precise measurement is rather valueless. Many factors can cause a temporary shrinkage of two inches or more, for instance cold weather or going swimming, so you needn-t worry if you happen to fall short of the average figure.

Of course, it-s true that some men have big penises and some have smaller ones, just as some men have small feet and some have big feet, but the measurement is not - repeat not - an index of virility.

You have to much time on your hands! haha.

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How do i measure my penis length? -

How do i remove teeth marks from the penis? -

How do i remove teeth marks from the penis? -

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Personally, I-d be a little more concerned as to how you got them, and why your trying to get rid of them.

BUT, the fix to that would depend on if the skin was broken or not. If it was, Neosporin (pardon the spelling) will be a good way to clean it up and make sure its not going to get infected, but due to lack of exposure to the area in general, its likely to be fine to go uncovered, as in you dont have to wrap it up in bandaids.

Bruising, not much you can do, I heard taking something cold to a bruise can help speed the healing process, but I have also heard the same about warmth. While it wont be instantanious, you could try either.

Indentation from teeth might be a little tricky... that will likely go away in a day or two, maybe longer depending, but on a guess, I would try maybe a healing lotion of some kind, like an powerful moisturizing one designed for badly chapped hands or dry-cracked feet or something. There isn-t a specific -penis lotion- that I have ever heard of.

Best of luck buddy

Dont think you can have to wait for them to heal naturally,maybe you could try a bit of ointment to speed it up a bit

Put a bit of neosporine on it:they vanish in no time
Colors

It would help if you would explain the hows and whys. I am pretty sure the marks will heal with time.

Stop getting your dog to blow you, women do a much better job

find a friend that has no teeth nick... problem solved ;-)

stop chewing on your penis and they should heal up nicely []

Pack it in dry ice or liquid nitrogen. It-s called coldcocking.

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How do i remove teeth marks from the penis? -