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Guys tell me how small my penis is in the showers after football, what should I say back? -

on Tuesday, September 3, 2019
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Guys tell me how small my penis is in the showers after football, what should I say back? -

Say, -I know, I know; that-s what your mother keeps telling me.-

  • Accuse them of being closet homosexuals. It-s the only thing I can see would be a good comeback.

    (Note: I don-t have anything against homosexuals in general, but most guys will find that a legitimate and insulting thing for you to say.)

    Good night!

  • I would simply say, -Why do you care about the size of my equipment, you should be more worried about your own.-

    Children are cruel, no matter what age they are.

  • Tell-em, - why you staring ? - Plus, why are they staring or even care ? They-re jealous, because they can-t grow pass two inches. :)

  • Tell them it ain-t the size of the wave or the motion of the ocean... It-s how long your boat can stay afloat... and tell them how much fun you have with a 3 hour erection...


    Good luck...

  • say back
    why are you so interested in my penis ,and why do you have this fetish of looking at other guys penises

  • ask them why they-re lookin! they obviously like somethin.... if they-re lookin.

  • Ask them why they are looking.

  • Big things come in small packages?

  • Quality is better than quantity...... then a gay bastard

  • Offer them anal sex

  • Sorry im not gay but its nice to know that a gay man likes me

  • Why are you looking there loser?

  • Do you want it in your **** c_unt?

  • say -well u must like it a lot if u keep looking there ;-) -

  • say why u lookin gay bastard

    Guys tell me how small my penis is in the showers after football, what should I say back? -

    • How can a man make his penis larger? -

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    How can a man make his penis larger? -

    is there a way that you can do this with out surgery or drugs

  • Well the best way to enlarge your penis is through the use of a traction device otherwise know as a penis extender. It-s this thing you put on and wear for like 6-8 hours a day that gently pulls your penis, forcing gaps in the tissue and promoting celluar multiplication and division. Also know as mitosis and cytokinesis( learn that in biology). It-s just like if you watch the discovery channel and see those indigenous people elongating their necks, lips ,and ears, it-s the same principle. You are stretching tissue over time and increasing the size of that body part over time by tensile force. This method takes about 3-4 months and you-ll usually see gains of up to 2-3 inches in length and about a inch in girth. Yes you increase the girth as well since your cells are being torn at the microscopic level so it increases all around. Longer and thicker! I have experimented for a month and added an half an inch. It-s usually 1/2 inch a month you gain in length (do the math). There are many extenders out there and the best one is at x4labs.com. It costs about $250 USD but I have saved money by making my own. If you want, I will tell you the materials and instructions to build your extender. You just need a few materials and you-ll be pulling that penis in no time! Just go to this site, it has everything:
    http://free-penis-enlargement-videos.thu��
    Forget the pills, they don-t work for shiit and the exercises take too long a day and you get tired of it. I have tried jelqing and using the -ok- grip andshit stretching my penis in different directions for 30 minutes a day. I was in the bathroom for an hour doing the exercises sweating while people were gossiping that I-m masturbating and crap.For the most gains, go extender man. It works!!!!!

    Also, you can do clamping to increase the girth. This is advanced so take precautions. Clamping restricts blood from flowing out of the penis while still allowing limited inflow. Because blood is still flowing into the penis, and none is leaving, there is an extraordinary amount of pressure built up. The pressure built up while clamping expands penis tissues beyond its normal erection state. By expanding the penis tissues multiple times, the expansion eventually becomes permanent.

    Best of luck.These are proven methods, I have experienced them first hand. Any questions, contact me.

  • The most effective and safest way to get a bigger penis is with penis enlargement exercises. The idea is to gradually increase the capacity of the chambers in the penis to hold blood. The bigger the chambers are, the more blood they hold when you get an erection, and so the bigger your erect penis is.

    Pills don-t work because all they do is increase the blood flow, not the amount the chambers can hold. At best all they-ll do is give you harder erections.

    There-s a good site below with more information about all the different methods - detailed exercises- check it out.

  • Yes there is! There are exercises that can make your penis larger if followed correctly it works for me and others this includes forcing blood to the head of the penis opening up the veins so blood can flow easily filling up the penis---google penis exercises. Good luck!

  • Hey... Ronnie here... Perhaps my story could be of some help to you

    For the past 6 months or so now I-ve been a member of this penis enlargement program website which has worked amazing for me.... I-m 1/2-1/2 japanese/chinese.. and unfortunately, at least for me, the steriotypes about asians rang true.. after I hit the end of puberty at like 18, I was about 5-10 height(which btw is pretty tall for most of asian ethnicity) and downstairs I was only 5 inches when fully erect...I did some research and found out that I was almost 1 1/2 inches below average... However ive had about 3 girlfriends and the first two never complained or said anything about it, so i always assumed everything was fine. This was until my last girlfriend who was a total *****... Her I was with for like 4 months until she broke up with me, seemingly for no reason... So when i asked why she had done it she snapped back at me saying how she could no longer -put up- with me or my -baby dick- .. I kind of just shrugged this off because I didn-t really care all too much about the girl anyway.. but the latter of what she said stuck with and ate away at me inside.

    So eventually I came across this one penis enlargement website that caught my eye and i signed up for it.. Over these past 6 months using all the material and support in their member section... i-m now measuring in at just a little under 6.75! It-s definetely not as much as they told me i would gain in that period of time, but im still more than satisfied... because now jamie can take her stupid lil insults and shove it. lol ANYWAYS sorry for the rambling, their website-s ..
    http://www.penisadv.pcti-system.com
    .. and it-s basically a natural way of enlarging your penis through various different -exercises-... the science behind it is something to the effect of destroying cell tissue in the shaft of ur penis through specialized exercises, then not like-but similar to a muscle... when it heals and rejuvenates- these damaged/killed cells grow back larger, therefore expanding your shaft... whats interesting too when you research into these special methods these exercises and so forth, will see that these are actually what ancient indian tribes used to do way back in the day to enlarge their penises. Hope I was of some help to you my friend, and I wish you the best of luck!

  • There is no way to make it larger without surgery or drugs, sorry to say it that way. Just be happy with what you have. It is not the size but how you use it.

  • No and don-t try anything. You could get erectile dysfunction, and other stuff. Just be patient and let it grow, or if you are an adult, be happy with what you are

  • Take a weight off the end of a barbell and stick your quiver bone through the hole and tie a knot in the end. Then just walk around like that every night for a few months.

  • You probably cant, I think creams and tools for that are probably bulshet. But if you trim the hair abit shorter especially round the base it will make it look bigger instantly.

  • I don��t have time for it...
    But search for JELQING...

    In theory...It might work...

  • how old are u? no all those pills dont work and might cause side effects is not how big it is but how u use it.

  • No

  • yes there is.......im going to star his question and have someone contact u!

    How can a man make his penis larger? -

    • Im turning 15 in a week, how is my penis size -

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    Im turning 15 in a week, how is my penis size -

    Erect it is 5 inches, and 5 inches girth

  • You have a tree stump glued to your pelvis. Seek medical attention immediately.

  • Well that is slightly weird, but I think it-s considered normal. Average length is 6- and im not so sure about girth. I think it-s 4-. So your above in girth and a little below in length. And besides your still pretty young you have time to grow. I-m 15 and my size is exactly 6- and im pretty happy

  • The average for a male is 6-7 Inches. When you reach 17 that is said to be the time when you most grow and when you will be at your biggest. If I may ask...Why should it matter? You shouldn-t be thinking about sex. Anyways a female vagina is only 3 inches deep so it shouldnt really matter! I hope I helped

  • Hello Jack
    Looks like you have many -jokers- answering. Reality is that your size sounds normal to me. Don-t worry about your size - just learn how to use it properly. You might find
    http://kidshealth.org/teens
    useful to answer questions you may have. All the best.

  • Well the average adult male penis is between 5.5 and 6.5 inches, and you still have some growing left. Plus I think 5 inches around is a bit above average anyway...

  • dude, just ignore people who say its small. that is normal for your age and it will get bigger in the next couple of years.

  • go show it to mom and see what she says. cause your not gonna get the ladies with that little sausage.

  • U should be in the world record book for worlds smallest dick

  • idk

  • ah freak..jk

  • you have a choad

    Im turning 15 in a week, how is my penis size -

    • How come your penis gets softer when the stuff comes out? -

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    How come your penis gets softer when the stuff comes out? -

    once the man has ejaculated the blood stops rushing directly to the penis (which is why it gets hard in the first place) so there is less pressure on the penis so it goes flaccid (soft)



    hope this helps



    hope this is correct lol

  • because when a man loves a woman they do this thing called -making love,- So when the mans fire hose sprays its water it dosnt need to put the fire out anymore. so theyhave to wrap it up and put it back in the fire engine until the next time. Sometimes the man needs to test the fire hose to see if its working he does this when he is by himself, which is -normal.- Then the fire engine sends a letter to the stork who depending on whether he can be bothered drops a baby in the vegetable patch.
    Didnt you have sex ed at school?

  • Well, when the job is done, so much energy has been given off along with the stuff. Others say the stuff is a form of energy and when it-s out the penis surely gets softer.

  • jobs done so it wants to rest

  • yeah, I got the same question in my mind too! Guess that we are meant for a one time jerking!
    hahax...
    I-m totally not answering your question!

  • well the job is done and it goes back

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