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How can i measure a penis to see how big it is? -

on Saturday, June 23, 2018
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How can i measure a penis to see how big it is? -

@ dan....that-s a MICROscope u were thinking of dude.

Better than rulers to measure your penis is one of those plastic measuring tapes. That way u can follow the curve of your penis (if u have a curved one).

Make sure u put the measure so it touches the bone above your penis or it will measure u too short.

Also make sure u have a full erection.

  • When you have an erection, you take a ruler and put one end up against your pubic region (the base of your penis) and read the measurement at the tip of the head.

    Cheers

  • Stand up, and with a ruler measure the erect penis by placing the ruler straight from your pubic hair, to the end of your penis. Measure. Clear rulers help!

  • wow yesterday you just asked what a penis was.... when you get all the terms down maybe youll find out how to measure the thing haha

    im putting money on it being a 1incher haha!!

  • you will need a
    RULER
    TELESCOPE
    TWESERS

  • put a ruler on top of it

  • a ruler

  • mm i use a measuring tape but make sure ur erect

    How can i measure a penis to see how big it is? -

    • How do i get penis to grow and not to quot;***quot; quick????????????? -

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    How do i get penis to grow and not to quot;***quot; quick????????????? -

    that sorda turns me on

  • Think about your mother.

  • To make it bigger in general? There are a lot of pills and gels now you can take..Try Enzyte..works for Bob. lol And as far as not coming too quick....when you-re about to, think about something else..Like your grandma playing golf or something...

    How do i get penis to grow and not to quot;***quot; quick????????????? -

    • Im 17 years old and i want a bigger penis how would i do that with out pills? plz help? -

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    Im 17 years old and i want a bigger penis how would i do that with out pills? plz help? -

    Sorry I doubt there really are ways to get that done. Its genetics so I doubt there is much you can do

  • Talk to your doctor. I bet your penis isn-t as small as the ads and magazines make you think it is. Don-t buy into the airbrushed photos and the letters that say -I-m 9 inches- or -12 inches- They are fantasy. If you are two to three flaccid and five to six erectyou are just fine!

  • get a girl to work on it... its amazing, they all suddenly seem plenty big enough...

    stop watching CGI porn and feeling inadequate...

  • my question is y do you want a bigger one? unless your like tiny tiny dont worry about it the average male penis is 5 inches not the 7 everyone thinks it is... and trust me i dont want a huge penis anywhere near me... these guys who brag about having 12 inches please what the heck do you do with that?

  • No matter what you do your penis size will not increase.Thats nature.

  • have one off the wrist

  • it is not the size it is how you use it. well that is what i have been told. lol, but seriously.


    oh and that guy above that said he doesn-t masterbait is lieing. all guys masterbait.

  • penis pumper.. lol

  • sorry bud your out of luck ( i would not count on pills either)

  • ummmm........

    ok 1st , i do not have problems ok

    2nd im not saying i do htis

    and 3rd --(~-~)-

    Masterbation

  • Funny question. I am still LMAO. If you-re serious there really isn-t anything you can do. You could have surgery but I am thinking since you-re 17 you will need mom and dad to okay it. But I say be happy with your penis, God gave you the size you have for a reason. Good luck.

  • Get a ruler that skips every 3 inches :)

  • It-s in your DNA...it-s genetics. Don-t waste your time or money of pills or any other -fix-.

  • Bud, the only way to do that is to get surgery... and that can delay, or even remove the ability to have an orgasm if the doctor screws up the surgery, from what I-ve heard... I don-t know from first-hand experience. The pills do a temporary job; but so long as you keep taking them, I think their effects won-t go away. Again, I don-t know from personal experience. I-m sure there are sites you can visit that can tell you all about it.

  • Check your spam email folder... but they are all scams...

  • It-s not the size, it how you know how to use it. Ask your partner what they like. God gave you the equipment, accept it. It is no one-s bussiness except your own. The penis is used for procreation-period. At your age, I hope you don-t want children yet. Speak to a medical professional about this subject. A good psychologist specializing in sexual concerns could be a fresh breath in your life. I got a feeling that its more in your head than down under. Good luck and God bless you.

    Happily married and with seven children, all grown up!

  • You-re stuck with what you-ve got. Bigger penis pills is the biggest rip-off perpetrated by man in recent years, and men just keep falling for it.

  • To tell you the truth size is not what you need. Even if you are smaller than average the only way a bigger penis would help you is if you already have enough confidence in yourself to land a chick that would sleep with you. If you have the confidence and you feel good about yourself then the sexual chemistry will come naturally. Size is for saps. Win her heart and she will make your wildest fantasies come true.

  • quit worrying about your size and worry about how well you can please a woman, because if you know how to play with
    her and please and tease and not just have sex with her
    she won-t care what size you are. Learn the difference between making love and just having sex.

  • its IMPOSSIBLE to make it any bigger without stretching or sugery. PILLS DONT WORK!

  • dude, the average size is 6 1/2 so if your at least that your good to go. also, if you have real chemistry it ain-t gonna matter! one of my exes told me one of her ex husbands was 4 but up to me he gave her the best sex because they had chem and he knew what to do. our problem was the kids issue. RELAX and have a little faith in yourself ok? a lot of women are going to be size pigs but once you click with someone, I SWEAR it WON-T matter!:-) it-ll be like being on fire.

  • truley its genetics

  • get a penis pump or strech ur penis out by hand lol

  • haha you have a tiny weenie..loljk. you could use a pumper thingy that stretches it out. or use illegal steroids. or get an erection then tie a rubberband around your pener then the blood will stay there... i wouldn-t leaveit on too long though take it off for a while then put back on after you get a *****.

  • don-t buy anything, theyll make your dick fall off

  • Sorry ur outa luck

  • someone told me vault dose the trick

  • give on masterbuting that should work

  • Sadly, just as women can-t shrink their vagina, you can-t enlarge their penis. Remember, it isn-t what you have but what you do with it. Learn how to please a lady, and trust me, the penis isn-t always the way to do it. Have confidence, ALWAYS think of her needs (and hopefully she has been taught to take care of yours.) Most men don-t want to take the time to get the woman prepared for intercourse, so they can-t figure out why the experience isn-t great. Prepare her ( and all women need longer foreplay than a man) and you won-t worry about the size of your penis. Trust me, it doesn-t matter. It is as large as the vagina needs, and anyway, the finger is a wonderful way to stimulate the clitoris, not the penis. Good luck, only safe sex, and YOU promise to use birth control. It isn-t just up to the woman. Don-t be a father at 17.

  • haha looks like your in a real situation.
    Try those natural things?

  • dude. im 13. trust me, ive read enough on it. it wont happen without cutting of a suspensory ligament, or major surgery. go look those up. trust me, youre better off with what you have.

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