How can a crooked penis be cured? -

How can a crooked penis be cured? -

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C-clamps and two straight boards

if it-s so bad you need it fixed, there is a procedure for that called Nesbit penile plication. This type of surgery is the only way to fix it.

hahha some girls LIKE it curved....hits different angles :)

there is nothing wrong with that so dont change it

by masturbating a different way

Put a cast and a brace on it for 80 years.....done deal

If it ain-t broke, don-t fix it!

most curve one way or the other

ok thats rly weird lol

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How can a crooked penis be cured? -

How can i make my penis bigger? -

How can i make my penis bigger? -

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without playing with it

There is nothing you can do to make it larger than it is in fully erect status

If you consider playing with it to be masturbating then you can wet or dry jelq. Jelq is a form of natural penis enlargement I have been using it for 1 week and have grown 1/8- already in girth and 1/4- in length this really does work. Visit http://www.pegym.com/free-penis-enlargement-exercises-guide/how-does-jelqing-work-jelq-techniques-jelquing for more info

It-s simple but it takes a bit. You will need the following items.
?A bannana
?Some celery
?A knife
?A needle and string
?15 advil tablets

First things first, swallow the advil and wait 15 min for the pain reliever to kick in. Now carefully take the knife and make one cut from the head of the penis to the base. You should be able to see 3 big veins and some muscle. Take a tiny bit if bannana and rub it over the exposed muscles. This is an ancient Chinese trick to relieve muscle stress. With relieved muscles place long celery sticks behind the muscles and veins. This makes up the strength of your new penis. Place as much celery as you want. The amount is optional. Now with he hard part done, take the needle and string and grasp the head of your penis where you made your first cut and start sewing like you are fixing a hole in a shirt. When the stitch job is complete rub more banana bits over the stiches to relieve the muscle stress. Enjoy your new big stiff penis!

Exercise it!

never

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How can i make my penis bigger? -