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How can I decrease the size of my penis? -

How can I decrease the size of my penis? -

let the dog chew on it for a little =))

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  • Have sex. That-ll do it.

    Unless you-ve OD-d on Viagra or Cialis and have one of those -erections lasting more than four hours- they talk about in the commercials.

    In that case, as it says, -seek immediate medical help-. On the way, take a newspaper to cover your lap on the bus.

  • you can do what this guy on springer did! He tied rubber bands around it and cut off the circulation so he could chop it off without pain. The only problem was he nearly bled to death.....

  • Please take your hallucination drugs and remove the magnifying glasses you are wearing.

  • watch Steel Magnolias.
    every moment you watch that movie, the less you are a man.

  • picture rosie o-donnell tossing hilary clinton-s salad...

  • ok hers what u have to do

    1. take ur gf for a ride.
    2.tell her to bj u.
    3. go about 45-60 mph
    4. stop as fast as u can!


    IT WORKS!

  • WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANNA DO THAT?!

  • steal a car door mirror.

  • Hey how does a slutty pineapple look like?

  • become a transexual.

  • Watch Bette Middler movies.

  • NOOOOooo!!! thats the only thing thats keeping us together!! you decrease that I leave!

  • cut a couple of inches from the middle of it.

  • cut cut it man.............lollollol.....

  • Bite it until it gets to the size you want

  • Ask Oprah or Dr. Phil.

  • lol....i dont even want to know how it got there

  • Simple!! Blow it off ;)

  • 0_o

    Can it get any smaller?

  • cut it man...lol

  • move to a cold country with ugly girls


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