How big is the average penis and how do i measure myne? -

How big is the average penis and how do i measure myne? -

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i have read that the average size is 5 inches. now i dont know where they got that statistic because i have honestly never been with a man belong 7 inches, but i dont know. big ones can be good, but too big...owey!

6-6.5 inches is average length.
To measure, get an erection,place a tape measure at the base (on top of the penis) of the penis next to your body and measure to te end of the tip of the penis.

Supposedly, the distance from the tip of your index (pointer) finger to the hand is the same length if you don-t have a tape measure handy but have a ruler or other igid neasuring device.

To mak sure, get an erection and mak an L shape withyour hand so tumb sticks out - index finger is straight ot and place it against your penis. If your thumb is resting on the tip of your penis and the tip of th index finger is against yur body without pessing in too much, you can measue tat.

The average adult male penis is about 5-6 inches in length, though I-m not sure about girth. If you-re a teen, then there really is no average, seeing as teen males of the same age can be in different stages of puberty and vary in size. The most accurate way to measure your penis is to get a firm erection, then use a measuring tool (preferably the measuring tape you use to measure your waist) and put the very beginning at the base of your penis and stretch it the length of it. Whatever number it-s at is the length. The girth, I-d advise you to measure the width at the center or base, not really sure. Hope this helps.


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im 14 and mines 7 inches so i think thats average and basically you get hard then grab a ruler put it next to ur penis and mark off then next year you can do it again and make a growing chart!!... did i go to far?? haha

Measuring tape, or a bendable ruler if you want to find your circumfrence. Some ladies like knowing stuff like that, believe me. To just measure it, put a ruler at the base and bend it to the curve, all the way to the tip! Simple.

white guys 5 1/2 in-6in, black guys 7in, asian guys 4 1/2in. get a measuring tape or ruler dude!

average is 6 inches. and you measure it with a ruler when its hard lol. hope i helped! =D -3

Measure from base to tip. And most guys add 2 extra inches to it.

5-6inches and get a ruler out and measure it lazy ***

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For how long does the penis enlargements effect via pump machine lasts? -

For how long does the penis enlargements effect via pump machine lasts? -

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Pumps do work as a treatment for impotence, although the problem is that when you take the pump off, the vacuum is gone, so the blood tends to leave the penis very quickly, and you lose your erection.

As a penis enlargement method, the same problem applies. You will get extra size as long as the pump is on, but take it off and you��ll go straight back to where you were before.

There are also quite serious safety risks with penis pumps. When using anything mechanical on the penis, there is a risk that you could burst capillaries, get blisters or, even worse, develop improper circulation leading to possible impotence and a whole host of other problems.

At best, you will get temporary enlargement but it soon fades back to your normal size. Overuse, or misuse by increasing the vacuum too quickly, could lead to tissue scarring or penis deformation.

Apart from surgery (which is dangerous - very expensive), the only penis enlargement method which works is exercises.

Because they increase the amount of blood that the penis can physically hold, you can gain extra inches length and width if you do them properly.

There-s a good site below with more information about all the different methods - check it out.

I-ve pumped and the effects has lasted for like about 24 hours. Yep, a temporary situation, however the Results does increase penis size.

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side note: to augment and maintain the turgid state of the pumped penis attach a c?ckring for no longer than 30 minutes.

It last as long as the pump is attached. As soon as you take it off the enlargement goes away. They can also be very damaging to the capillaries in your penis. If you pump to long it can cause permanent damage and you-ll have erection problem the rest of your life.

These pumps don-t work they are sold by scam artists trying to make a quick buck, these pumps can permanently damage your penis

natural penis enlargement is the only way to enlarge your penis size
http://www.easypenisenlargement.org

Waste of money, they don-t work! The only thing that will enlarge is the person-s bank balance who-s selling the kit to you.

Macho man is right! You are endangering your health too!

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I got my penis stuck in my oven door and it latched closed, does anyone know how to remove the handle? -

I got my penis stuck in my oven door and it latched closed, does anyone know how to remove the handle? -

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Its a maytag 2700 sooo, if u can help

Your penis has a handle?

ok. iam trying to picture this. your oven its a self cleaning oven. and your penis is stuck in the door. now i hate to do this man. but your in trouble. and that a BIG . T R O U B L E. your done for. for one this and this is hind site. be sure to tell your friends not to walk around the kitchen naked and cleaning ovens. but yea. its sorta funny youll have a lot of good storys to tell. your kids when you get old. oh. wait there is no way youll have kids. lol

-listen every body i got my d!ck stuck in a that new oven you know the new maytag 2700 and my laptop was laying by me in the kitchen and i wanted to know do you know how to get a penis out of an oven because the latched closed and how to remove the handle to get my d!ck out?-You got butter lol!!!

there is a website belowe showing ovens that his d!ck is in so we can know how it look to tell him how to get his d!ck out

Obviously you have a computerized oven. Do not remove the handle!!!
Just start the -self cleaning- cycle; when it-s over, you-ll have a clean penis, a clean oven (your mom will love you) and you-ll be able to open the oven door without a hitch ! Voila, problem solved !

Well you got yourself to the computer to ask all of us here on yahoo answers instead of calling a friend or family member to actually help you take it off! Funny how logical that is!

sooo, your laptop was just lying around in your kitchen, or did you have to carry the oven with you to your computer to ask this question?

Use a Komatsu Zenoah chainsaw or a Estwing Sportsmans Axe with Leather Grip 305mm. Then claim it on your insurance and say a mad man named Johnny did it!

then how the F#ckin H3ll did you get to a computer What your Mr.Fantastic No so stop wasting peoples tim with your Bull Sh!t Lies

cant be done gotta remove the penis dumbass

why is your penis in the oven in the first place you silly little boy.

What a waste of good internet.

Didn-t know computers were so close to ovens these days...

-_- Epic fail

how this is funny LOLL ILMAO

you really need to wear an apron, if you-re going to cook in the nude

if u say epic fail ur a queer... stupid *****, judging others

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I got my penis stuck in my oven door and it latched closed, does anyone know how to remove the handle? -