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My penis was taken away. How? -

My penis was taken away. How? -

okay i had sex wid someone last week and then my penis went away. people say that she is some sort of -dick devil-.i don-t know what this means but i want my penis back. did anyone else have this happen to them. please give me answers and soon. what do i have to do to get my penis back? thanks for your time.

  • Do you have a life....probably not cause your asking stupid questions on here......(dick devil? Like seriously, you can-t lose your dick during sex unless you guys are role playing and she is playing a doctor and chop off your dick but you would feel it. And it wouldn-t grow back....sucks for you doesn-t?)

    But thanks for the 2 points and the great laughs! =D

    Cure: Get a life or maybe don-t have sex with her....or just don-t have sex overall?

  • I think what you mean by dick devil is....succubus (an undead -ghost- creature that screws you, than kills you) or maybe some kinda witch doctor. gang green? or maybe a meat grinder? as for gettin yer junk back...bring the dick devil some flowers or chocolates, maybe sing a nice song. or just stay outta 3rd world countries and away from giant machines with holes or meat grinders. If you have any reptile in your genes or know a good lizard man...it may grow back. Your best bet would probably be to take this dickdevil/succubus to -small- (pun intended) claims court. see ya on judge judy!!

  • OMG....dude use a amethyst tied to a string and get out a map and think of her and the amehyst will pin point her position.

    You have to get it back before it gets sewed on to a woman who wants to be a man but sleep with other men. No way d you want it to be involved in gay and transexual activities!

  • List a personal add in the newspaper under Lost and Found. Stating Lost Penis, please call 000000000 Maybe someone will call you!

  • Hm....you probably left it in her. Check back with her and ask her if she-ll let you check.

  • so you stuck your dick up there and lost it, stick your head up there and find it

  • Come on! Pull the other one!

  • u mean u don-t have a penis any more!?!?!?!?!? i think u lying


    My penis was taken away. How? -
  • How to make my penis strong, thick , and long ? -

    How to make my penis strong, thick , and long ? -

    medicine, exersise, oil,

  • It takes a lotta handwork.

    I can-t tell you more because the Yahoo Police are watching me

  • The safest and most affordable way to do that is to engage in natural penis exercises. Asides giving you a bigger penis, natural penis exercises also give you a stronger penis.

    check out http://www.PenisEnlargementUrl.com for a review of the best natural penis exercise programs on the Internet today!

  • YOu cannot change your penis size without surgical options, the other products are all money grabbing myths.

    As far as strength, but a wet hand towel over and erect penis and flex the muscles. That is how the male strippers train.

  • wrap it around with a towel, not that tight though
    and then try moving and flexing it about 15 times..
    that-s how i do it to my boothang !
    ;]

  • Maybe this site can help you out. There is information about exercises and traction devices

  • food...eat healthy food...don-t grow fat...eat lots of fiber rich stuff.. and avoid drinking, pot, caffeine..don-t wear tight clothes ...keep the blood running all over ur body so everything grows tough and normal.

  • Surgery

  • look up jelqing on google


    How to make my penis strong, thick , and long ? -
  • Why the males penis is black in colour eventhough their skin is FAIR? Can we rectify the black colour? How? -

    Why the males penis is black in colour eventhough their skin is FAIR? Can we rectify the black colour? How? -

    human body

  • Why would you want to. If it does it-s job, I wouldn-t worry about it.

  • uhhh

  • some guys do not wash their penis. afraid of being accused of playing with it

  • oh!

    um, an advice- don-t try it, u may end up like Michael Jackson...but even worse actually at least he messed up his nose only

    Cheers!

  • I-m going to answer your question with a question of my own....Is the Mail Man black? LMAO!!!

  • The colour of the penis is usually darker than the other parts pf the body ( and not totally black,except of some races ).

  • I understand that as one reaches puberty, the skin in the pubic area gets affected by some secretions which have the effect of darkening the skin color. This perhaps explains why a normally white skin changes to a darker color in the area after puberty and thereafter.
    It also appears that wearing tight underwear has the effect of accumulation of sweat in the groin, and this is made worse when pubic hair is shaved. This also possibly makes the color of the penis and surrounding area turn black.
    There is nothing that can be done to reverse this. Trying out bleaching creams etc. is dangerous and should be avoided. The discoloration does not affect the performance of the organ.

  • thats a good question great! good luck for you guys, be true to your self lol:D

  • No. Unless you bleach. But please do not try.

  • I really don know, why you want to know the penis colour. Are you gay?


    Why the males penis is black in colour eventhough their skin is FAIR? Can we rectify the black colour? How? -
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