My Penis was cut off...how shall i tell my GF? -
a few weeks ago i was putting my penis in a hoover to see what it felt like, however at my moment of climax i knocked the hoover down the stairs and it sliced the end of my penis off..my GF doesnt know yet and practically been begging me to make love to her...
in all seriousness what shall i do...will she finish me?
Johnny.... if this was the case son, you would have bleed to death as the penis is a bloody organ, and it would not stop bleeding. I have had my penis removed and stitched on many times from and accident in 84. Lost both testicles, and now have an implant, after many surgeries just to save what i have left of it and to make it possible to get an implant in it. Where, Boston, Maine, New Jersey, Connecticut, and finally Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore Maryland. Good Luck SteveLOL!! How in the hell could you lose your penis and your girlfriend not know aboutit?? GIVE ME A BREAK!!!
i think the only thing to do is kill yourself. i would.
How old are you? 5? what idiot puts their penis in a hoover. Have you been to hospital or your GP? if not you should. I think you should tell her. She will either laugh or finish with you. its hard to tell. if she finishes with you its clear she only wants you for sex.You are an idiot, but in all seriousness you should go and see your doctor and then tell your girlfriend. I wouldn-t tell her about the hoover though :-s If she loves you than she won-t dump you although chances are, you will be able to get it fixed on the nhs. Good luck mateTell her, you-ll know if she really loves you for you, or she loves you for something else.
Tell her, she won-t ever have to worry about you cheating on her ever! Well done!well, you need to tell the truth about you accident i-m sure she will understand, anyway avoiding the problem will not go away- anyway it depends can you make love or not?This happened to me aswell... I was lucky tho and managed to grow a new one. And believe it or not this one is black and three inches longer!You should get your penis out of the hoover then dildo her with it..
Or grow a new one like he ^ saidtell her if leave then find new one tell them a wolverin attacked it then you f... the h... out of it lolGo the whole hog and have a full sex change. She might like it.WTH???cat her pinus offffwow what i dont know buddytell her ur a girl
My Penis was cut off...how shall i tell my GF? -
