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How to avoid my penis from hitting the toilet water when taking a poo? -

on Friday, November 18, 2016
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How to avoid my penis from hitting the toilet water when taking a poo? -

im being serious :I

  • get out of the bowl. That-s why there-s a seat.

  • serious answer! Go to home depot and buy 3 solid bricks, the kind with no holes in them. Put these in your toilet tank. Now less water fills the bowl - more room for your junk!!

    Or go to home depot and buy a big cushy toilet seat. You sit higher, no junk in the gunk! Of course, you-ll make a bigger splash...

  • hahaha.
    im glad im not a guy =]]


    just hold it?!
    ah duh?!
    lol


    Options
    1. hold it.
    2.place it on the leg
    3. tape it to your stomach
    4.close your legs with it on top
    5. chop it off
    6.dont poo
    7. poop standing up =]]

    hahah.

    idk.
    funni question!
    good luck with all your problems!!
    2.

  • Is this a real question? LOL

    I don-t have one but if I did I-d just hold onto it. You can always wash your hands plus being a girl, sometime when I do the number 2, water splashes up, so I just wash myself afterward. Hand sanitizer.

  • I had the same problem, except, I didn-t realize it was in the toilet so when I flushed my penis was stuck in there for awhile.
    So I started duct taping it to my leg...now it wont come off.

  • cup it your hand as you sit down, and keep it cupped while you do what you have to do,

    wash hands afterwards.


    works for me.

  • Oh please if that-s the only problem you have. Tie a string around it and hook to the door that will keep it in a upright position.

  • Son i have to hold it up with my legs squeezing it between them to keep it from hitting the water. You might give t a try yourself. Many of us have the same problem. Good Luck Steve

  • Don-t put it in the bowl? Keep it outside, then I guess it wont hit the water.

  • I think this could make a dirty sanchez in your face that much more interesting. Why not let it drop?

  • Duct tape it to just under your belly button before you sit down.

  • -hovering- works well

  • Give me half of your penis so we both can be more then 6.5-.

  • Lmao. Chop it off.

  • Wow. Just count yourself lucky that your penis is long enough to do that.

  • Poo out of the window

  • throw it on the floor

  • For me, I simply put it in my mouth while doing the nasty deed

  • Haha I just stick my left hand down there while I do my business.

  • just throw it over ur shoulder like i do

    How to avoid my penis from hitting the toilet water when taking a poo? -

    • How can you tell if your penis little? -

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    How can you tell if your penis little? -

    What can you do

  • The average size in the US is 5.5 to 6 inches, when erect. There is nothing you can do; I believe genetics play a role.

  • ask a really shallow girl.

  • If, when erect, it-s about the size of your ring finger, it-s little. If so, then you have to learn to be an amazing lover who pleasures a woman with his hands, his mouth and sex toys. Also, have a woman fall in love with you before she ever knows what-s in your pants: be a really terrific guy. Don-t sleep with women too soon: they haven-t invested their hearts with you yet. Wait for sex.


  • http://www.coolnurse.com/penis_size.htm

  • If you believe it is small enough to be asking about....chances are it is small. Bummer.

  • i am 3 inches hard what do you think

  • well ........
    you can view a playgirl magazine,compare
    then either smile or cry
    what can you do?
    smile or cry
    why am I getting the vision of tears?

    There was once a woman who was born w/out a vagina but had loads of lovers
    i-m not sure what her secret was tho

  • an average males wang is 5 1/2 to like 5 3/4.

  • lol you look at it and if you cant see it then its to little..

  • If you hear girls making jokes about you then you-re little.
    If your nickname is pee-wee then you-re little.
    There is a solution though. Get educated and get a high paying career. Afterall money changes everything. If there is one thing girls like its money.

  • u tell by looking at it and u cnt do anything about it

  • well my health teacher told my class the average size for an erect penis is about 7 inches,my ex bf-s penis was about that size or maybe 6 1/2 it was very pleasing =] but it also grows with age(so i-ve been told)

  • who are you comparing yourself to, why do you want to change yourself. most women don-t want to be stabbed to death.

  • Is your penis 3-4 inches when erect(hard)? If so, it-s small. If it-s 5-6 inches it-s normal. If it-s 7 and over it-s big.
    If you-re 13-15 years and old and you-re worrying, do not worry. Puberty stops at twenty one. You have a lot of growing if you-re around 13-15. Don-t be surprised though. It can stop growing at age 13-21 not just 21. Pray it will grow.

  • If when you-re with a woman and you take your pants off and they giggle, it-s little. Or, if they say, Awww, it-s so cute.

  • cuz it will be small. yay 2 points!

  • Well i read somewhere that 5.5 inches is average so, wake it up and put a ruler to it. and if it is small than I-d take Katherine W-s advice.

  • i don-t have a penis but my little brother has a small one it is about 1 inch soft and 3 inches when i catch him masturbating he is 14. Yesterday i was at my friends house and she has a 2 year old brother and her mother had to change wet diaper and powder him and OMG i could not believe he was bigger than my brother

  • Like deirdrefaith said you could look in a magazine and compare.. Or ask a close mate about his size, if you have one..

    It might not be weird

    =D

  • Joking about small penis

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