My penis was taken away. How? -
okay i had sex wid someone last week and then my penis went away. people say that she is some sort of -dick devil-.i don-t know what this means but i want my penis back. did anyone else have this happen to them. please give me answers and soon. what do i have to do to get my penis back? thanks for your time.
Do you have a life....probably not cause your asking stupid questions on here......(dick devil? Like seriously, you can-t lose your dick during sex unless you guys are role playing and she is playing a doctor and chop off your dick but you would feel it. And it wouldn-t grow back....sucks for you doesn-t?)
But thanks for the 2 points and the great laughs! =D
Cure: Get a life or maybe don-t have sex with her....or just don-t have sex overall?I think what you mean by dick devil is....succubus (an undead -ghost- creature that screws you, than kills you) or maybe some kinda witch doctor. gang green? or maybe a meat grinder? as for gettin yer junk back...bring the dick devil some flowers or chocolates, maybe sing a nice song. or just stay outta 3rd world countries and away from giant machines with holes or meat grinders. If you have any reptile in your genes or know a good lizard man...it may grow back. Your best bet would probably be to take this dickdevil/succubus to -small- (pun intended) claims court. see ya on judge judy!!OMG....dude use a amethyst tied to a string and get out a map and think of her and the amehyst will pin point her position.
You have to get it back before it gets sewed on to a woman who wants to be a man but sleep with other men. No way d you want it to be involved in gay and transexual activities!
List a personal add in the newspaper under Lost and Found. Stating Lost Penis, please call 000000000 Maybe someone will call you!Hm....you probably left it in her. Check back with her and ask her if she-ll let you check.so you stuck your dick up there and lost it, stick your head up there and find itCome on! Pull the other one!u mean u don-t have a penis any more!?!?!?!?!? i think u lying
My penis was taken away. How? -
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