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I got my penis stuck in my oven door and it latched closed, does anyone know how to remove the handle? -

I got my penis stuck in my oven door and it latched closed, does anyone know how to remove the handle? -

Its a maytag 2700 sooo, if u can help

  • Your penis has a handle?

  • ok. iam trying to picture this. your oven its a self cleaning oven. and your penis is stuck in the door. now i hate to do this man. but your in trouble. and that a BIG . T R O U B L E. your done for. for one this and this is hind site. be sure to tell your friends not to walk around the kitchen naked and cleaning ovens. but yea. its sorta funny youll have a lot of good storys to tell. your kids when you get old. oh. wait there is no way youll have kids. lol

  • -listen every body i got my d!ck stuck in a that new oven you know the new maytag 2700 and my laptop was laying by me in the kitchen and i wanted to know do you know how to get a penis out of an oven because the latched closed and how to remove the handle to get my d!ck out?-You got butter lol!!!

    there is a website belowe showing ovens that his d!ck is in so we can know how it look to tell him how to get his d!ck out

  • Obviously you have a computerized oven. Do not remove the handle!!!
    Just start the -self cleaning- cycle; when it-s over, you-ll have a clean penis, a clean oven (your mom will love you) and you-ll be able to open the oven door without a hitch ! Voila, problem solved !

  • Well you got yourself to the computer to ask all of us here on yahoo answers instead of calling a friend or family member to actually help you take it off! Funny how logical that is!

  • sooo, your laptop was just lying around in your kitchen, or did you have to carry the oven with you to your computer to ask this question?

  • Use a Komatsu Zenoah chainsaw or a Estwing Sportsmans Axe with Leather Grip 305mm. Then claim it on your insurance and say a mad man named Johnny did it!

  • then how the F#ckin H3ll did you get to a computer What your Mr.Fantastic No so stop wasting peoples tim with your Bull Sh!t Lies

  • cant be done gotta remove the penis dumbass

  • why is your penis in the oven in the first place you silly little boy.

  • What a waste of good internet.

  • Didn-t know computers were so close to ovens these days...

  • -_- Epic fail

  • how this is funny LOLL ILMAO

  • you really need to wear an apron, if you-re going to cook in the nude

  • if u say epic fail ur a queer... stupid *****, judging others


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