health answers: How can you whiten your penis? -

Fade Cream, the kind old women use to get rid of age spots might work.

Wash it dude get the poo off of it.

Brush it with Crest.

why would you want to do that? You should be happy with the way you are.

I don-t think you can whiten it

Try to scare it really bad.

It-s normal for the penis to be a slightly darker pigment than the rest of your body. So dont worry about it.

Dip it in bleach.

Wash it w/.soap everyday....The whitening soap !!!!

white out man works like a charm my guyfriend did it and chicks really liked it

ask michael jackson

PAINT IT WHITE WITH OIL PAINT.BEST IDEA.

make yourself go colorblind so that you wont notice a difference.

dip your junk in white out

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