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How can i get my penis to get bigger by using household items? not spending money!? -

How can i get my penis to get bigger by using household items? not spending money!? -

it would be nice to have a LARGE penis, but i dont want to spend all the money!

  • Sorry mate, you-ll have to happy with what u got. Apart from surgery, there is no way to make your ol- fella any bigger safely.

  • There are stretching exersises that can increase both girth by a bit and length by up to an inch or soa nd they have been scientifically proven. They take half an hour a day and you have to wait months to see a result and since I-m kinda happy with my length as much as a guy can be i never bothered.

    The most famous is something called the jelq ? ( I forgotten how to spell it) Type into google jelq or free penis enlargement exercises and you-ll eventually find a few sites that don-t make you pay

  • hoover!!!!!!!!!!

  • Put it in the toaster....if that doesn-t work try the microwave.


    How can i get my penis to get bigger by using household items? not spending money!? -
  • How do guys shave their penis? -

    How do guys shave their penis? -

    i always wanted to know

  • very carefully lol

  • it is awesome. i shave b/c my girl doesn-t like hair in her mouth when she goes all the way down, if you know what i mean... deep throat. i am so lucky.

  • You get a razor and use as much force as possible at the base of the penis.

  • bob your dumb, what if he cut his penis off hahahaa yes actually use as much force as possible

  • well i just cut off the curly parts with scissors.
    when it-s the whole thing, it-s probably the same with both genders; get out the good old razer.

  • V-E-R-Y - - - - C-A-R-E-F-U-L-L-Y.

  • Veeeery Carefully

  • LOL they don-t cause when it grows back it would b so picky

  • Meeh 123 With Irish spring and a good old Razor

  • with a razor..duh


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  • How cani streach my penis skin on my shaft i wan tmy forskin back if u can i know it can be done but how? -

    How cani streach my penis skin on my shaft i wan tmy forskin back if u can i know it can be done but how? -

    whts the best way to mak e more skin grow how cani streach it out longer

  • afraid you look too jewish?

  • Why that?
    Generally the skin has the right length to cover the gland even when penis is erect. So, what do you want? What should be the purpose of a longer skin!?
    Sorry, there-s no way to get a longer one!

  • There is a wealth of information available on the Internet regarding the controversy of male and female genital mutilation, activist groups whose aim is to change popular circumcision practices in modern hospitals, and the act and process of reclaming one-s foreskin.

    Apparently stretching the skin on the shaft of the penis is an option, but success depends largely on how much of the foreskin was removed during the circumcision.

    Regards.

  • You have to see your doctor or go to a plastic surgeon. This can be done, and some guys say it-s worthwhile. I think circumcision makes no sense, and the medical profession is starting to believe that it does make a difference in sexual sensations... that having a foreskin is much better for the man.

  • im female but ive been to a web site that does body mods and you might find your anwser there .just go to the body modification link .
    www.bmezine.com


    How cani streach my penis skin on my shaft i wan tmy forskin back if u can i know it can be done but how? -
  • How big will my penis be...? -

    How big will my penis be...? -

    I am 13 years old, it is 6- flacid and 7.5- hard long with 5- girth. It had grown 3- in the last 2 months. I have lots of pubes and no hair anywhere else. My voice has just started to break. Serious answers plz y wouls i lie noone nos hu i am anyway.

  • i am 14 and i have a 14-- pennis. i know huge! i dont have much pubic hair and my voice hasnt broken yet. your pennis will get bigger than 14--

  • Does anyone ever tire of this question. It comes up daily. There are lots of sites on the net to explain this once and for all. Do some just like to ask the question for titillation?

  • Don-t lie. I know who you are and I have seen it and it-s only 3- at best.

  • I-m 38, and mine is 38-....

    it grows an inch, every year, on my birthday...

    craziest thing I-ve ever seen...of course, I have trouble finding pants...and girls...

    it-s a sad sad life...

  • well thats not a bad size, thats actually pretty good
    there is no way to tell how big you will actually be but you just started puberty so you will probably grow


    lucky boy

  • It will shrink back to 3- like when you were 7 years old...

  • You would really have to ask a doctor that. You are still growing at age 13. I do not know how tall you are yet.
    Don-t worry about it. Look at the girls, some blossom early,
    some late.
    At birth the only thing that does not change or get bigger is your eyes.
    Again, as I said, not to worry. You are fine.


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  • URGENT: HOW TO GET MY PENIS OUT OF A GLASS BOTTLE? -

    URGENT: HOW TO GET MY PENIS OUT OF A GLASS BOTTLE? -

    I REALLY NEED HELP HERE PEOPLE MY COCK IS STUCK IN A COCA COLA CLASSIC BOTTLE AND IT-S TURNING PURPLE AND I CAN-T GET IT OUT WHAT DO I DO?

  • Okay and how did you do that? So it-s turning purple? OUCH!!!!!
    My husband has told me to give you this advice:Look for the seam of the bottle and tap it lightly and break it-yes of course the bottle. If that does not work try using some K-Y Jelly or something similar to this. If this doesn-t work well guess what dude? Take your bottle and your penis to the ER immediately!

    That is not very nice Shannon! Perhaps you need help also! You have no reason to be abusive! I wrote what my husband said to write OKAY!!!!!!
    I feel bad for the guy!!!!!! Just HOW do you think they will remove it at ER? The same way!!!!!

    Good luck pal!

  • FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON-T BREAK THE BOTTLE!!!!!!!

    Try losing your erection and sliding it out using oil or something if not Go to the hospital.

    DO NOT BREAK THE BOTTLE!!!

    I had my thumb stuck in a coke bottle when i was a little kid and broke the bottle and cut my thumb open bad.

    You do not want that.

    Ok so 99% this guy is joking but on the off chance he-s serious Do you really think it-s funny to tell the guy to break the bottle and cut his dick open .

    You people need help!!!

  • dick in a bottle. are you crazy!
    I think in your case the penis must have swelled, so thats the reason for your dick turning to puple colour. Dont wait for your penis to soften as it will not soften. Break the bottle carefully without getting six fingers in one of your hands.

    PLEASE DO IT IMMEDIATELY AND I AM A DOCTOR.

  • put some ice on ur dick and go in for a bath.. apply oil on ur dick and the opening of the bottle.. if u need to break the bottle then do so at the other end not at the opening else it might cut ur dick.. which wud b more painful...

  • If you-re hard, lose your erection.

    If you still can-t get it out, break the bottle.

    Just hope the shards don-t cut your dick off.

  • use lotion or break the bottle! and if there is coke in the bottle shake it side to side and the pressure from the CO2 will pop your cock out!

  • since you were able to get it in you don-t have much to be concerned over anyway brandon... and SCREAMING AT US ABOUT IT WON-T HELP EITHER...
    just keep twisting the bottle,,, one thing or the other will come off...

  • CUT IT OFF AND PUT IT ON YOUTUBE! PUT IT ON THERE -IDIOT WHO GOT IS COCK STUCK IN A BOTTLE-
    good luck dude

  • what the hell is your erection mean but anyway how did you get your dick in a glass bottle anyway

  • break the bottle then find a chick to put it in next time you idiot

  • Grab a pic of your grandma and look at it for a few mins. That should loosen things for you...

  • chop off you thing so next time don have the samething happen =.=-

  • use soap or oil to remove it

  • How about you grow up and stop asking stupid questions

  • let it get soft watch t.v. without girls

  • ,,,,WHY DID YOU PUT IT IN FOR,,,,,STUPID,,,,GET THE FIREMAN TO GET IT OUT

  • if u have lube maybe u can use that


    URGENT: HOW TO GET MY PENIS OUT OF A GLASS BOTTLE? -
  • How can u make a homemade penis pump? -

    How can u make a homemade penis pump? -

    do anyone know?

  • Based on what I-ve got laying about the house, you could probably use a plastic tennis ball tube and an hand pump for inflating footballs and such. Whatever you do, make sure that you drill a 1/4- hole into the side of any tube you stick your penis into. When using it, cover the hole with your thumb to seal it off. When the suction is too great and things start to hurt, take your thumb off so air pressure inside can get back to normal. It-d suck to have your penis explode from decompression.

    That said, nobody who isn-t already impotent has any use for a penis pump.

  • You can stick some dogfood on yr member and then call FIDO over for brunch.

  • Penis pumps are very dangerous and cause erectile dysfunction in the long run.

  • Craftsman shop vac...just make sure you get the most horsepower you can afford.

  • get an empty softdrink bottle, insert your penis, break the other end of the softdrink bottle and connect it to tube of the a vacuum cleaner and turn the vacuum cleaner on. make sure the paramedics are there.


    How can u make a homemade penis pump? -
  • How do you improve your penis size? -

    How do you improve your penis size? -

    dont get me wrong there is nothing wrong with my size just want to add a little more

  • It will grow on its own (until you-re about 21)

  • Your penis is made up of three chambers, two large ones which run along the top (Corpora Cavernosa) and one smaller one (Corpus spongiosum) that runs along the bottom of your penis.
    When you get an erection, the larger chambers are the parts that fill with blood, in turn causing your penis to expand. Your penis size is currently limited to the amount of blood these two main chambers can take, when they-re full, you have your maximum erection size.
    The key to enlarging your penis, is to use special techniques designed to increase the amount of blood that these chambers will hold. The more blood that gets into the penis, the bigger it becomes!
    It-s a totally unique, all natural penis exercise program, if you serious about enlarge your penis permanently, read more here today:
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    How do you improve your penis size? -
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