URGENT: HOW TO GET MY PENIS OUT OF A GLASS BOTTLE? -

URGENT: HOW TO GET MY PENIS OUT OF A GLASS BOTTLE? -

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I REALLY NEED HELP HERE PEOPLE MY COCK IS STUCK IN A COCA COLA CLASSIC BOTTLE AND IT-S TURNING PURPLE AND I CAN-T GET IT OUT WHAT DO I DO?

Okay and how did you do that? So it-s turning purple? OUCH!!!!!
My husband has told me to give you this advice:Look for the seam of the bottle and tap it lightly and break it-yes of course the bottle. If that does not work try using some K-Y Jelly or something similar to this. If this doesn-t work well guess what dude? Take your bottle and your penis to the ER immediately!

That is not very nice Shannon! Perhaps you need help also! You have no reason to be abusive! I wrote what my husband said to write OKAY!!!!!!
I feel bad for the guy!!!!!! Just HOW do you think they will remove it at ER? The same way!!!!!

Good luck pal!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON-T BREAK THE BOTTLE!!!!!!!

Try losing your erection and sliding it out using oil or something if not Go to the hospital.

DO NOT BREAK THE BOTTLE!!!

I had my thumb stuck in a coke bottle when i was a little kid and broke the bottle and cut my thumb open bad.

You do not want that.

Ok so 99% this guy is joking but on the off chance he-s serious Do you really think it-s funny to tell the guy to break the bottle and cut his dick open .

You people need help!!!

dick in a bottle. are you crazy!
I think in your case the penis must have swelled, so thats the reason for your dick turning to puple colour. Dont wait for your penis to soften as it will not soften. Break the bottle carefully without getting six fingers in one of your hands.

PLEASE DO IT IMMEDIATELY AND I AM A DOCTOR.

put some ice on ur dick and go in for a bath.. apply oil on ur dick and the opening of the bottle.. if u need to break the bottle then do so at the other end not at the opening else it might cut ur dick.. which wud b more painful...

If you-re hard, lose your erection.

If you still can-t get it out, break the bottle.

Just hope the shards don-t cut your dick off.

use lotion or break the bottle! and if there is coke in the bottle shake it side to side and the pressure from the CO2 will pop your cock out!

since you were able to get it in you don-t have much to be concerned over anyway brandon... and SCREAMING AT US ABOUT IT WON-T HELP EITHER...
just keep twisting the bottle,,, one thing or the other will come off...

CUT IT OFF AND PUT IT ON YOUTUBE! PUT IT ON THERE -IDIOT WHO GOT IS COCK STUCK IN A BOTTLE-
good luck dude

what the hell is your erection mean but anyway how did you get your dick in a glass bottle anyway

break the bottle then find a chick to put it in next time you idiot

Grab a pic of your grandma and look at it for a few mins. That should loosen things for you...

chop off you thing so next time don have the samething happen =.=-

use soap or oil to remove it

How about you grow up and stop asking stupid questions

let it get soft watch t.v. without girls

,,,,WHY DID YOU PUT IT IN FOR,,,,,STUPID,,,,GET THE FIREMAN TO GET IT OUT

if u have lube maybe u can use that

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