Mah friend said if you work out your penis(i donno how) it would grow...LMAO? -

Mah friend said if you work out your penis(i donno how) it would grow...LMAO? -

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Is this even true....

Snake penis.

No.
Nothing can make your penis grow, besides puberty.


Pills, regimens, exercises, none of it work.
Sorry!

You have to live with what you-ve been given.

LOL. no dude, not true.

the penis is not a muscle, so no amount of -exercise- is gonna make it grow.

are you black? why-d you say -mah-?

anyway, no

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How to fake penis in long term relationship? -

How to fake penis in long term relationship? -

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i need a way to fake penis and not have people no
needs too be good quility but not to expensive else i cant buy it because it is going to cost to much money
i need it to fake for a long term rrelationship and during sex, shooting contests and length and let no one find out about it or im screwed

accept wat u hav n liv on you dont need a didlo 2 survive

ASEXUALS!! UNITE!!!

The way you write is very confusing. As far as I can make out is that you are trying to buy a fake penis and wear it without others knowing it. If it so, you think people don-t know what is real and what is fake. You think the girl don-t know? You are very mistaken for assuming you can have a fake penis to act as a real one. My friend, no such thing.

thats what you get for lying bro. you make up stories about being able to do things that you cant and when ur put to the test u cant and people dont trust and believe you after.

if your worried u wont be big enough in sex, then wait and save it for someone you love. then, they wont care how big u are.

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Put a cucumber in your pants, it worked for Derek Smalls in the movie This is Spinal Tap.

lol.
Buy an attachable dildo at your local Romantic Depot, buddy. ;]

Your screwed!

what are you talking about are you a guy or a girl

lmao

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How to enlarge penis size by doing some exercises ? -

How to enlarge penis size by doing some exercises ? -

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i need some exercises to enlarge my penis size

You cannot. Believe me, if there was something out there that worked, I WOULD TELL YOU

The most effective and safest way to get a bigger penis is with penis enlargement exercises. The idea is to gradually increase the capacity of the chambers in the penis to hold blood. The bigger the chambers are, the more blood they hold when you get an erection, and so the bigger your erect penis is.

Pills don-t work because all they do is increase the blood flow, not the amount the chambers can hold. At best all they-ll do is give you harder erections.

There-s a good site below with more information about all the different methods - detailed exercises- check it out.

you can try penis enlargement exercise, Penis exercise has proven by expert to enlarge their penis size. the method is much safe and secure compare to taking pills, oils or surgeries.

All you have to o is practice the method 6-10 minutes per day with only by your hands, without worry about the side effect of the exercise. Cause like i said, you will not need to consume any pills or pills.

If you are looking for penis enlargement exercises then the very best program you use is this one
http://www.easypenisenlargement.org/npe
i have used it myself and can vouch for its effectiveness. If you are really serious about enlarging the size of your penis then i highly suggest you give it a try.

You need to look into some Jelqing exercises... I believe that-s what it-s called. Anyway these typically, if done properly work. I once took some male enhancement pills and combined with the jelqing exercises I was able to increase the size of my penis substantially. Now I-m not going to endorse any pills really, but if you are interested, the ones I took can be found at:

www.theguaranteedsuccess.com

And as far as the Jelqing exercises are concerned, just google it, though I-m sure you can find free information somewhere so I don-t encourage paying for that. In my opinion you should never have to pay for information like that.

Furthermore, if someone tells you it doesn-t work, Chances are it-s because they haven-t tried it. There are tribes in Africa, I can-t remember what the name of any of them are, but they, over time have increased the sizes of their penis, It-s like some tribal ritual, they-ve been doing these methods for thousands of years. I mean, I don-t think they-d be doing it for thousands of years if it didn-t produce some kind of results, do you?

A Genuine Way To Permanently Enlarge Your Penis At Home - Using Just Your Hands - And You Can Start Today

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You have to do some exercises to do it...

do some penis enhancement exercises such as stretching and jelqing. they take time, dedication, and proper form to work. with that said penis size really doesnt matter as long as your around over 4- long.

This will SOLVE your problem. Watch the YT video. No need to thank me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7xrr8XQ_-Y

You could always attach some weight around the head of the penis. Other possibilities include vacuuming it with your moms vac. But i would highly recommend the first one

Just be comfortable with your size EMBRACE IT! And if its any consulation bobybuilders usually have small penis-......... HOPE THIS HELPS X

you need to stop worrying about your penis size. guys worry about this and there-s really no reason to. no exercise is going to help out. just accept what you have.

It is not a muscle, so it is impossible for to be -exercised-.

get ur genes changed can u u will lose money to quacks be happy and learn sexual techniques 3 to 6 ins is ok

just worked with what you have.

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How come my penis whistles when i go peeeepeeee? -

How come my penis whistles when i go peeeepeeee? -

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It works just like when you blow over a bottle. The passing of liquid and air over the tube of the penis opening causes a whistling sound.

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I don-t know.
Maybe you should stop blowing it.
Maybe because it-s happy you are finally going to the bathroom.
Honestly, I-ve never heard of this before. Go see a doctor!!

No offense, but this sounds like a spam question to me, especially since there is a lack of effort in asking it.

I don-t know.What tune does it whistle?

you just have a musical penis. its cool mine like to jazz it up every once in a while. u should try american idle.

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no idea but that is ******* hilarious

If thats real, thats hillarious! Haha
Go see a doctor or something.
Prolly fake though.

Does it sound like a slide whistle?

That would be pretty cool.

i literally just LOLed. thanks :)

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How do you measure the girth of a penis? -

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is it like rite round or the - diameter-..wow technical:P

thanks guys

Hi, sorry - I-m female... but I-m married so I have a lot of experience with this. :)

When erect, take a soft tape measure and put it around the middle of the penis. That-ll give you the girth measurement. If you-re looking for measurement of the head, take the tape measure and put it around the thick part - like the bottom of the head, not near the tip. Make sure you use a cloth tape measure... or a string, and measure the string with your regular tape measure.

in your mommie-s sewing kit there should be a tape measure.
get an erection
wrap the ruler, starting at 0 around the base of the penis and wrap until it meets again.
that number is your girth .

unsolicited information:
average male-s penis girth is about 5 inches.

and what will you accomplish by doing this, except wasting five minutes or so that could be put to better use.

You have what you have, and nothing-s gonna change that. So why worry about it?

it means circumference, or distance around. If your dick was a perfecr cylinder, it would be 2 pi r. (r=1/2 the diameter)

you stick it in your mouth, if it fits the girth is about 1 inch

trust me i know this stuff

HA HA HA ,,,,THERES ALLWAYS ONE

with a tape measure i think as a ruler don-t bend

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How can i make my penis appear larger? -

How can i make my penis appear larger? -

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it is not large enough for the ladies :(

thicker glasses

First of all, size doesn-t matter....that-s actually a lie. If you want to make your penis appear larger, you can try any of these things:
1. Trim up, or shave away your pubes. The pubes will be gone and will show more of the penis, making it appear larger.
2. Try to lose weight, assuming that you-re slightly bigger than the rest of us. This will make your penis seem like it sticks farther away from your body (as opposed to your stomach), making it appear larger.
3. Take a shower before having sex. The heat makes your skin expand, making your penis look larger
4. Try to Google some exercises that can enlarge the penis either permanently, or temporarily. Such as this: Make your penis bounce up and down (without touching it). If you-re not hard, do it while you-re soft. Your penis won-t move, but it-ll give it some strength, and increase the muscle size of your penis.

Hope I helped!

while the size has to do a lot with genetics (asians have small penis, black and Persian People have bigger penis, mexican have small ones too) there are some things you can do.
I don-t know how you can make your penis longer, maybe hanging some small weight would help, I don-t know but I know how it can make it bigger and stronger.
The penis has an organ in it that is kind of like a sponge and when blood flows into it it becomes bigger. Sick people or weak people have weak penis because the blood flow is weak. If you work out, run, and do sport your heart works better and pumps more blood into your penis and it will be stronger and bigger.
There are also some pills that you can buy over the counter. The one that really works for me and makes my penis as hard as iron is Ginseng. There are many varieties of this plant. The russian ginseng is the most potent one and the chinese ginseng is cheap but less potent. this plant is also good for blood pressure, and has many more health benefits. I have seen in some very expensive pills that has ginseng as main ingredients. Just don-t take too much of it and it-s better if you use it over a long period of time..lets say 3 months. You can actually open the pills and dissolve whats inside it in a tea. You see ginseng also in many energy drinks too.
Also remember practice makes the master. If I were you I would get some chubby or easy girls first (use protection or have them test for HIV first) and then have 3-7 times sex with them daily.
I am not kidding, once I was talking to my cousin who is a doctor about this and she actually said that men can have longer penis if the woman sucks it for them all the time. It made sense to me. If you see some penis enlargement devices they are nothing more than a suction device. So get a fat girl and use the natural way.
Good luck.
PS if you drink jack daniels it helps with the fatties

Work out, extra weight can make you look smaller down there. And shave or least give yourself a good trimming. I don-t know if those pills work, otherwise I would recommend them.

Keep the hair trimmed real short around it. When erect average size can be anywhere from 4-7 and when soft about 2-7 inches.

Trim your pubes, or find a woman that cares about who you are, not how big your dick is.

Ya, that-ll fool the ladies.....

play with urself all the time, so u always have a *****.

trim the hair from around it...get thinner it will look longer.

Trim your pubic hair.

a magnifying glass ought to do it.

try a microscope ?

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How i can enlarge my small penis ,it is only 3 inch when standing? -

How i can enlarge my small penis ,it is only 3 inch when standing? -

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So how big is it when u r sitting?

Dude how old are you? I mean seriosly it-s not that bad. (talk to me if you have another question)

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