My girlfriend asked me to measure my penis for her, but I have no idea how to go about it. Help please!!? -

My girlfriend asked me to measure my penis for her, but I have no idea how to go about it. Help please!!? -

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Do I use a tape measure. Should I exaggerate the length? Would it be a large safety hazard if i measured using a metal ruler, or measured it from the inside?
Thanks guys.

Use a shoestring first then measure the shoestring. That way you won-t cut off your frank and beans. Good Luck.

Make sure its really hard, then take a piece of string and measure. Pretty simple... I have measured my boyfriends dick lol.
Sure, exaggerate! She will never know.

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get a ruler or tape measer and put it right up to the base of the penis and measure to the end... dont worry about exaggerating if she has already seen it... and if she hasnt see it then just tell her to find out and measure it

just measure it with like a paper towel then mark it and then measure the paper towell

and dont exaggerate i bet any length of p3nis will feel good

Give her yardstick and ask her to do it. If she is not happy, she can use the yardstick to release the anger.

stick it in her mouth ...she will know lol

show her a banana and be like 1/2 inch smaller or w/e ur size is lol

a regular ruler cuz a tape measure will cut u

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My girlfriend asked me to measure my penis for her, but I have no idea how to go about it. Help please!!? -

How to make my penis bigger.? -

How to make my penis bigger.? -

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alright i am 12 and i want to make myself bigger. does any1 no how to do this pleas i need this info!!!!!!

Pull on it every chance you get. It is yours just play with it as long as you like.

I noticed that a purveyor of penis enlargement systems was sentenced to jail for fraud. Is that a good indication that there are no pills that work?

you should be happy you even have a penis other people dont have one

tap your heels three times and make a wish

umm, wait for puberty bro.

c0ck pushups work the best

u have to get an erection and lower yourself into pushup position. let all of your weight down on your penis. at first you won-t be able to support yourself. but over time my friend it will become large and strong. trust me, it works.

Good Luck!!!

email me after you try it for a week. it should grow at least an inch if u do it right.

masturbate all the time

get a lamp and rub it until a genie CUMS out, and i-m not talking about a magical lamp.

eh, lawl i have the same thing but dont worry ^^ it-ll come along and dont worry too much about it! be happy with urs right, now and when you get older it-ll grow with ur size!

*good luck and dont fret*

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How to make my penis bigger.? -

How it looks bowed shaped penis???Can I have picture? -

How it looks bowed shaped penis???Can I have picture? -

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I have no idia of different shapes - length of penis

Call Bill Clinton.

ur gay

On Monday, Wednesday - Fridays mine is curved to the right. On Tuesday, Thursday - Saturday it is curved to the left. On Sunday it takes a rest and is straight up.

if its curved the person has a malfunctioning nerve on one side.

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How it looks bowed shaped penis???Can I have picture? -

I need to make penis sleeve extenders by my self how? -

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