Chili spill on penis, leaves girls with burning sperm, how can i change this? -

Chili spill on penis, leaves girls with burning sperm, how can i change this? -

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the other day i spilt chili on my penis and now when i ejaculate it is burning hot. most girls scream in pain but one girl really liked it. any reason why?

Holy flaming hot dogs batman!!
Um, didnt you wash the chili off. How long has it been on there. Girls?
You think after the first one, the chili would be rubbed off. What I think, is that YOU really liked it, so you keep re-spilling the chili.

maybe it-s not chili. maybe it-s gonorrhea

lmao maybe he does have gonorrhea .. cuz dam that sh*t makes no sense.. dude ur lying!

it s personal matter u may like u may not

Well, Bubba - you sho do have the right name - Confused!

i guess you must have been -confused- and put it in the other hole,,, she had a hott a ss

like anyone would believe that!
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Now thats funny..
But seriously just was yourself really well to get the smell out and if dat dont work go to a doctor.
Shooting flaming jalapeno loads into females is just not cool.

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Chili spill on penis, leaves girls with burning sperm, how can i change this? -