My penis is deformed cuz a cow bit it, how do i fix? IM SERIOUS PLZ HELP!!!? -

My penis is deformed cuz a cow bit it, how do i fix? IM SERIOUS PLZ HELP!!!? -

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IM COMPLETELY SERIOUS!

Don-t worry honey. I live with buffaloes. They bite really hard and your penis changes shape. It turns into a pentagon. Masturbation gets really fun. Just let the cows give you a *******. You-ll even bring something exotic to women who are tired of penises that are -normal-

how didd a cow bite yurr peniss ? yuh like fed yur penis to the cow or sumthin ? lmao.. well yuh shldd try asken a doctor.. or use a creamm

Go see a doctor and he will fix it for you.

your totally whacko

In what way? me more specific.

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My penis is deformed cuz a cow bit it, how do i fix? IM SERIOUS PLZ HELP!!!? -