My penis is deformed cuz a cow bit it, how do i fix? IM SERIOUS PLZ HELP!!!? -

My penis is deformed cuz a cow bit it, how do i fix? IM SERIOUS PLZ HELP!!!? -

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IM COMPLETELY SERIOUS!

Don-t worry honey. I live with buffaloes. They bite really hard and your penis changes shape. It turns into a pentagon. Masturbation gets really fun. Just let the cows give you a *******. You-ll even bring something exotic to women who are tired of penises that are -normal-

how didd a cow bite yurr peniss ? yuh like fed yur penis to the cow or sumthin ? lmao.. well yuh shldd try asken a doctor.. or use a creamm

Go see a doctor and he will fix it for you.

your totally whacko

In what way? me more specific.

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My penis is deformed cuz a cow bit it, how do i fix? IM SERIOUS PLZ HELP!!!? -

How long should a 12 year old penis be? -

How long should a 12 year old penis be? -

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Anywhere from 2 to 4 inches long and any length in girth. Why? If you have a problem, email me. My address ins christianwebster52@yahoo.com. OK?

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How do you get your penis bigger naturally? -

How do you get your penis bigger naturally? -

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Exercise!!
See www.codwaytechniques.com for more detail.

well stimulation of the penis massages the muscles of your penis so there the only natural way, don-t fall for those advertisements with cream, pills, tools... all pretty much B.S.

well, how can i word this right. -exercise it often either with somone or with yourself

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How to stop my penis.....? -

How to stop my penis.....? -

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my penis smells ..even when i specifically wash it loads...it still smells....help?

Pull the skin back and thoroughly wash it and rinse it in plenty of water.

apparently body odur happens when people wash sometimesw too often. try not washing it for a couple of days and see if that helps. otherwise you may have an infection so consult your gp!! and doctors have seen it all so dont be embarrassed. if you cant face that go to a chemist and ask over the counter or ask a reliable to friend to ask for you. that way they wont be embarrased because its not for them.

try your doctor or std clinic

It might be psychosomatic. Meaning it may be simply that you think it does. Change your soap. use an anti bacterial and not a scented or deodorant soap. Use Ivory soap. change your laundry detergent or the fabric softener. You may be allergic. If you can, go naked as much of the day as possible, and when it-s not possible, wear shorts with loose baggy legs, and no underwear so your toys can breathe. Wear cotton underwear if you have to wear any. let me know my love if my suggestions help or make sense to you. Later Baby !

GO TO THE DR!!!!! Sounds like an STD my friend.

wear cotton pants, drink water/ cranberry juice, are you using the right soap?

FISHY

What Is Wrong With You????

you should ask your GP for advice. maybe you have some sort of infection?

yuck that-s bad

Doctors mate..... may have an infection ?

Have you thought about circumcision? Contrary to what you may hear it is not that painful and most men - myself included - who-ve had to have it done as adults only regret not having it done sooner. No foreskin, no smegma no smell.

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My penis is EXTREMELY small. How can I fix this? -

My penis is EXTREMELY small. How can I fix this? -

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It stinks.

go out with asian women...

Penis enlargement is one of those areas that is rife with scam artists, preying on people��s insecurities. There ARE methods that work, but you need to choose carefully.

There are 2 chambers (the Corpora Cavernosa) inside the penis which fill with blood when you get an erection. Penis size is limited by the amount of blood that these chambers can hold. The only scientific way to get a bigger penis is to increase the amount of blood these chambers can hold �C more blood in means a bigger erect penis.

Enlargement pills are probably the biggest scam. There is no proof, scientific or otherwise, that any of them work. The better ones increase blood flow, so should give you a stronger erection, but none of them will give you any extra size - because they do not increase the amount of blood the penis can hold.

The only method which can do this is enlargement exercises. These work by driving blood into the chambers (using your hands) and so gradually expanding them. By consistently doing the exercises for a few minutes every day, it is possible to get a longer and thicker penis.

You do need to know how to do the exercises properly �C there��s a good site with instructions at
http://www.BiggerBetterMan.com

you can-t fix it. if it works, there is nothing to fix anyway.

don-t worry about what you can-t change and have no control over.
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Well, don-t let the chick see it or touch it. When you bang her, switch it for a banana. She will love you for it.

I-ve gained a good amount of size from the exercises in this guide:


http://www.mistermanpower.net/guide_to_p��


Give it a shot

your screwed for life and no chick will ever want to bang you.

o well, just go jack off with your tweezers and a magnifying glass

dude dat sux lolololololol. sry i find it funny......but um u can try a penis pump. some pills idk i don-t have dat problem.

Get a life and don-t think about it. Why do people think about their penis so much? :(

Eat nickles and poop them it helps a lot!

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My penis is EXTREMELY small. How can I fix this? -

How big is your penis at age 14? -

How big is your penis at age 14? -

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I-m not 14 years old

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Im 22 and my penis is three inches hard. How Can i make it bigger? -

Im 22 and my penis is three inches hard. How Can i make it bigger? -

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Water it, maybe it-ll grow?

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Im 22 and my penis is three inches hard. How Can i make it bigger? -