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Ok so i just got directed to a website than helps show how to measure your penis correctly but.....? -

Ok so i just got directed to a website than helps show how to measure your penis correctly but.....? -

it had some real pictures, if you know what i mean. i know that kind of stuff on the internet is illegal. Is this?

  • no its a page showing you how to measure properly cause they want you to buy their BS product so you can measure the results...dont but the products, just use the pics to properly measure yourself.

  • It shouldn-t be if it is. It-s a guide for men, not some porn website. Just follow the instructions and don-t worry about it.

  • porn isnt ilegal so why would this be?


    Ok so i just got directed to a website than helps show how to measure your penis correctly but.....? -
  • Im 14 and my penis is 6 inches long is this normal and if so is there any guidelines to how much longer it wil? -

    Im 14 and my penis is 6 inches long is this normal and if so is there any guidelines to how much longer it wil? -

    average

  • im 14 and my penis is 6 inches as well that-s ok

    got any more questions

    bigtezz@hotmail.co.uk

  • I-m 13 and 6 inches too,apparently that is average for adults so were lucky!

  • its okay


    Im 14 and my penis is 6 inches long is this normal and if so is there any guidelines to how much longer it wil? -
  • Apart from pills and surgery, how can the penis be enlarged? -

    Apart from pills and surgery, how can the penis be enlarged? -

    Stuff a golf ball down your uretha that-ll do it.

  • It cannot be enlarged at all.

  • Pills and such do not work.

    Surgery can give marginal to good results depending on the issues associated with your perception of inadequate size. These gains are less an increase in -size- and more an externalization of what-s already there.

    Jelquing is a physical manipulation originating in the Arab nations which requires a long time but is said to work effectively.

    Suction pumps provide for increased size but are high maintenance procedures with many pitfalls for serious damage to your body.

    Other devices are available and most of them are too new for an accurate evaluation of effectiveness.

    Exercise to reduce abdominal preponderance and prepubertal fat pad are said to be as effective as most of the surgery involving liposuction available.

    In the absence of true micropenis, there is a fairly wide range of what is considered normal. Dissatisfaction with one-s body image is sometimes the result of a distorted preconceived notion of just how much equipment is required.

  • there are -remedies- ...one works on suction...it will only enlarge the non erect length look though, if its a longer erection you seek I-m afraid short of surgery you-ll just have to become happy in your own body

  • It-s not the size of the nail that matters......it-s the size of the hammer!!!!

  • top shelf mags

  • From a females point of veiw .......
    Its what you do with it that matters hunny.Size isnt everything BUT if you are still concerned go and see your GP or speciallist ...as something so important to you is worth the best medical advise and certainly not worth trusting online faddy remedies.
    Good luck and do not try miracle cures .....

  • play with it and no pill will help

  • pull it?

  • you can get tube thing from drs

  • pills!! what planet are you on boy. If you love it, she-ll love it. be confident with what you-ve got. As the old saying goes it-s not the size that matters, it-s what you do with it that counts!!!

  • The stiffening of the penis is caused by blood flowing into it. According to your physical condition and state of mind the amount of stiffening and size can vary but only with the physical limits of that penis. A that is it. Pills will only help on the temporary basis. I suppose surgery could do something with implants. However having said that it appears that the great lovers of history such as Casanova were experts in oral sex so if it is the satisfaction of a lady you are after that would be the way

  • lots of use


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  • How can i make my penis smaller.? -

    How can i make my penis smaller.? -

    my penis is 8 1/4 inches long and really thick i would like to know how to get it skinnier.

  • Just as there is nothing out there to make it larger, there is nothing out there to make it smaller.

    you could get an operation, but you sacrifice so much, it isn-t worth it

  • ok but everytime im about to have oral sex the girl looks at it and says she cant do it so we have to go right to vaginal sex. I just want to have oral sex for once in my life.





  • Ok here is a list of what you can do
    1)Don-t shave down their just let it all grow eventually it will look smaller
    2)Cut it off with a knife and feed it to your dog/cat what ever animal you have
    3)Have a woman suck all the juicy out of it, it will eventually grow small and wrinkly
    4)Have surgery and replace it with a 10 year old-s you will make him the happiest little boy in the world
    5)Have surgery and replace it with me i-ll be the happiest man in the world
    6)Try out your own penis if its that long you will be able to reach it
    7)Show it to a little girl eventually she will run away from you screaming
    8)Rape a little boy, it-s said that raping a little boy will make your penis 3 inches shorter
    9)Watch Hannah Montana for 4 strait hour, it is said that her face is the reason why she is a virgin
    10)Watch Hentai in front of your mom your penis will shriveled up from your mom watching
    11)Watch 2 girls 1 cup it will make you vomit and *** in till you drop
    12)Here Lady Gaga sing her voice will eventually kill you making your penis die of course
    13)You can watch some gay porn if you get a ***** chop it off if not then keep it
    14)Show it to your dad see what he does
    15)Take a picture of it and put it on myspace (you shouldn-t be shy if its 8 1/4 and really thick) put your display name as 8 1/4 INCH PENIS FROM YAHOO i-ll look you up to see if its true
    16)Or e-mail me putting the picture im sure you wouldn-t mind
    17)Compare it to a black mans penis see what he does
    18)Rock out with your cock out
    19)Google your question
    20)After realising I wrote 20 ideas im getting kinda bored
    21)I-ll stop at 25
    22)Need 3 more
    23)Almost their
    24)Just a few more words
    25)Ok its 25 so ima stop typing and go watch some hentai and masturbate

  • You cut it off and feed it to the poor starving children in Africa. In doing so, you-ll be allowing Africans to migrate to the Americas and become gangsters. With the help of gangsters, the hoods will be filled with more bitches and hoes. The country will be overtaken by pimps and we-ll all be sex slaves. The perfect ending. This is the story my daddies used to tell me.

  • hmmm..i only know how to make it bigger...
    http://pegym.com/
    for evryone that doesn have 8 inches and wants it....

    but yeah, theres probably not much you can do to decrease the girth besides taking estrogen hahaa...

  • Surgical intervention or you can make it shorter by folding it over then you-ll have 4 1/8 inches.

  • The only real way to decrease the size of your penis is surgery. Sorry bud, but I-m sure there are plenty of women who would enjoy a ride on that! Good luck!

  • You have to peel it like a banana
    Works every time
    that OR either stare at a picture of Opera Covered in Lingerie

  • ur a ****** lier and if ur penis rly is that big then enjoy it cuz once a girl sees that thing shell be wit u as long as u want her to be

  • Surgery - expensive - extemely painful.

  • If you don-t want it i will take it, be happy with what you have.

  • Wanna exchange?

  • uhhh honey..... well tell me where you live and I can help.. just need hammers.. and wrench.

  • I love you..... lol

  • r u 4rlzzz!


    How can i make my penis smaller.? -
  • How can i make my penis bigger? -

    How can i make my penis bigger? -

    No. There-s nothing anyone can do to increase the size of his penis �� except expensive surgery, which has risks and often doesn-t work.

    Penis size is a major concern of men of all ages. And while it is true that penis size does matter to some potential sex partners, for most people it is pretty low on the list of reasons to have a sexual relationship with anyone.

    There-s no quick way to permanently increase penis size. Most medical authorities agree that vacuum pumps and other gadgets that are advertised to lengthen the penis don-t work. The penis may be made thicker by surgically inserting fat from other areas of the body, but most men don-t seem to think that the risks of surgery are worth it. And some are plenty grossed out thinking about what happens when the injected fat starts moving around in clumps.

    The average adult, erect (hard) penis is between five and seven inches long. Some are smaller; some are bigger. Smaller flaccid penises tend to grow more proportionally during an erection than larger flaccid penises. Some penises are too large to become fully erect.

    Penises come in all different shapes and sizes. We are all very different and that-s normal. Potential partners have all kinds of different preferences, too. Some like smaller penises. Some like bigger penises. Most like partners for qualities that have nothing to do with the size of their penis. That-s also normal.

    Hope this information helps!

  • you cant

  • plastic surgery.

  • get a few mates to tie you down and inject lots of silicone sealant in your penis for girth, and give it a hefty yank with a car and a tow rope for length.

    WARNING: such actions may give you a numb penis and impotency

  • YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT GETTING BIGGER I KNOW IM 4 1/2 IN HARD SAVE YOUR $$$$$$$

  • you jerk it until it comes out and keep on jerking and feed it penis food

  • yuo dont
    x]

  • having problems with your snake, jake?


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  • Clean my penis, how? -

    Clean my penis, how? -

    lately, my dick skin got blacker, not just like the normal puberty i think. its turning darker because its looks dirty, i always clean it up but it wont clean. its like you sweat a lot then ur skin turned grey/darker, but when you rub it with skin oil or soap, it goes away. but my dick is still dirty, how to clean it

  • lol its not -dirty- it may be a condition called Acanthosis nigricans it is a skin condition where the pancreas realeases to much insulin and it goes into your skin, i can go away if you eat better i have this to but im half black so i tell everyone that sees my penis that, i got the black c0ck lol.

  • that is merely natural pigmentation which makes the shaft skin and the scrotum darker as you mature. It is perfectly natural. On some guys it doesn-t get too much darker than their other skin but on some guys the difference is very noticable. Just wander around a locker room and shower to see all the cool variations.

  • Many men have darker colored skin on the penis than on their bodies. It-s a normal variation.

  • It-s not dirty, that-s just the color it becomes over time. Don-t worry. But, you can keep on cleaning it; that-s fun.

  • you could use some harsh chemicals... the burning sensation will go away once all the nerve endings are dead.

    Just wash it in the shower each morning. its fine.

  • use a power washer ?

  • use a sos pad.lol, iam just kidding, if its brown, thats the color of it.

  • uh.....wash it you know take a shower and scrub that thing.

  • i would say use light soap everyday and see how that work out if you have any more Q email me at crazyja_91@yahoo.com

  • dont worry man is normal
    I


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  • My bf has a small penis.. how can we make this work? -

    My bf has a small penis.. how can we make this work? -

    not only does he have a small penis but he is a virgin. we tried having sex for the first time but it didnt go so well. he had a hard time getting the condom on (I couldnt help cause I dont know how to do that..guys usually do that not me) which each time he tried to get one on he would get soft. but when he finally did get one on it was hard trying to position him. his penis is so small it kept slipping out. is there any position that may help stop that problem?? and what can I do about him getting soft each time he tries to get the condom on? needing advice please help! This is not my first time but I have never had this problem

  • It can be frustrating not getting a condom on at the first try, and this stress as well as time spent doesn-t help the erection at all.
    He may want to practice putting one on while alone to get the hang of it.
    Also, try some different brands until he finds one that fits him well. He needs proper fit for proper protection.

    For positions, try the source link below.
    I-d say the woman lying on her back with knees up against her chest is most likely to allow the deepest penetration possible.

  • Not sure how he came to be your boyfriend, but I-d suggest you both stay with partners with your own respective levels of experience (or inexperience). If you insist on staying together, consider just sticking to mutual masturbation. It will be a lot less frustrating for both of you.

  • You are going to want to stick with positions that allow max depth, because he has none to spare. pulling your knees up to your chest and resting your feet on his shoulders would be excellent for that.

  • give dome for awhile until hes proper firm, then try and slip the connie on real fast and have a go

  • hmmm... sounds like it-s more that he-s not staying hard enough rather than he-s small. Work on putting on the condom as part of foreplay so that he stays aroused. Sounds to me like he-s just inexperienced and having some performance anxiety problems. Keep at it, it-ll get better.

  • wowwwwwww umm try doggystlye orrrr get a new man??

  • When on top of him, try straddling him back and forth instead of bouncing up and down.

  • he is shy..thats all... i personally had this prob... but i got over it later....

  • He-s having a problem because of embarrassment. After a time or two that shouldn-t be a concern. As for size you-re going to have to experiment with that.

  • don-t embarrass the guy. we pride ourselves in making our woman feel good. i can only imagine the way he just feel right now. he knows better than you that this is a problem. remember that. this bothers him 10x more than it does you. you can get smaller condoms, they do have condoms in smaller sizes. maybe he-s nervous and just needs some encouragement. he could be very self conscious

  • How small is he? They do make small condoms, they are just sometimes hard to find. As for positions, try it with you on top.

  • just stick to oral untill hes confident, dont be a slag you gotta work with what you got

  • try doggie style..and you could do some -kegel exercises-

  • Ok a condom is fairly easy to put on, get him to put it on the head and hold his penis firmly as you pull it down, try lookin into his eyes as you do this or place your mouth near his penis as you help him put it on. He will be able to feel you breathing and this may help to maintain his hard-on. With him being a virgin he will be nervous so you will have to insruct. Try missionary but with your legs around his, hold his bum and glide him inside of you. Keep hold of his bum while he is thrusting therefore you can control his pace and make sure he stays in place. A pillow under your hips could help. But patience is a virtue x

  • You need a guy with a big penis that will stay erect.

  • OK, this is a tough one, he is too small to fit a condom?? i find them too small to fit into,

    I would get another boyfreind with a bigger penis like mine


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