How can i make my penis smaller.? -

How can i make my penis smaller.? -

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my penis is 8 1/4 inches long and really thick i would like to know how to get it skinnier.

Just as there is nothing out there to make it larger, there is nothing out there to make it smaller.

you could get an operation, but you sacrifice so much, it isn-t worth it

ok but everytime im about to have oral sex the girl looks at it and says she cant do it so we have to go right to vaginal sex. I just want to have oral sex for once in my life.

Ok here is a list of what you can do
1)Don-t shave down their just let it all grow eventually it will look smaller
2)Cut it off with a knife and feed it to your dog/cat what ever animal you have
3)Have a woman suck all the juicy out of it, it will eventually grow small and wrinkly
4)Have surgery and replace it with a 10 year old-s you will make him the happiest little boy in the world
5)Have surgery and replace it with me i-ll be the happiest man in the world
6)Try out your own penis if its that long you will be able to reach it
7)Show it to a little girl eventually she will run away from you screaming
8)Rape a little boy, it-s said that raping a little boy will make your penis 3 inches shorter
9)Watch Hannah Montana for 4 strait hour, it is said that her face is the reason why she is a virgin
10)Watch Hentai in front of your mom your penis will shriveled up from your mom watching
11)Watch 2 girls 1 cup it will make you vomit and *** in till you drop
12)Here Lady Gaga sing her voice will eventually kill you making your penis die of course
13)You can watch some gay porn if you get a ***** chop it off if not then keep it
14)Show it to your dad see what he does
15)Take a picture of it and put it on myspace (you shouldn-t be shy if its 8 1/4 and really thick) put your display name as 8 1/4 INCH PENIS FROM YAHOO i-ll look you up to see if its true
16)Or e-mail me putting the picture im sure you wouldn-t mind
17)Compare it to a black mans penis see what he does
18)Rock out with your cock out
19)Google your question
20)After realising I wrote 20 ideas im getting kinda bored
21)I-ll stop at 25
22)Need 3 more
23)Almost their
24)Just a few more words
25)Ok its 25 so ima stop typing and go watch some hentai and masturbate

You cut it off and feed it to the poor starving children in Africa. In doing so, you-ll be allowing Africans to migrate to the Americas and become gangsters. With the help of gangsters, the hoods will be filled with more bitches and hoes. The country will be overtaken by pimps and we-ll all be sex slaves. The perfect ending. This is the story my daddies used to tell me.

hmmm..i only know how to make it bigger...
http://pegym.com/
for evryone that doesn have 8 inches and wants it....

but yeah, theres probably not much you can do to decrease the girth besides taking estrogen hahaa...

Surgical intervention or you can make it shorter by folding it over then you-ll have 4 1/8 inches.

The only real way to decrease the size of your penis is surgery. Sorry bud, but I-m sure there are plenty of women who would enjoy a ride on that! Good luck!

You have to peel it like a banana
Works every time
that OR either stare at a picture of Opera Covered in Lingerie

ur a ****** lier and if ur penis rly is that big then enjoy it cuz once a girl sees that thing shell be wit u as long as u want her to be

Surgery - expensive - extemely painful.

If you don-t want it i will take it, be happy with what you have.

Wanna exchange?

uhhh honey..... well tell me where you live and I can help.. just need hammers.. and wrench.

I love you..... lol

r u 4rlzzz!

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How can i make my penis smaller.? -