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How to fake penis in long term relationship? -

How to fake penis in long term relationship? -

i need a way to fake penis and not have people no
needs too be good quility but not to expensive else i cant buy it because it is going to cost to much money
i need it to fake for a long term rrelationship and during sex, shooting contests and length and let no one find out about it or im screwed

  • accept wat u hav n liv on you dont need a didlo 2 survive

    ASEXUALS!! UNITE!!!

  • The way you write is very confusing. As far as I can make out is that you are trying to buy a fake penis and wear it without others knowing it. If it so, you think people don-t know what is real and what is fake. You think the girl don-t know? You are very mistaken for assuming you can have a fake penis to act as a real one. My friend, no such thing.

  • thats what you get for lying bro. you make up stories about being able to do things that you cant and when ur put to the test u cant and people dont trust and believe you after.

    if your worried u wont be big enough in sex, then wait and save it for someone you love. then, they wont care how big u are.

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  • Put a cucumber in your pants, it worked for Derek Smalls in the movie This is Spinal Tap.

  • lol.
    Buy an attachable dildo at your local Romantic Depot, buddy. ;]

  • Your screwed!

  • what are you talking about are you a guy or a girl

  • lmao


    How to fake penis in long term relationship? -
  • On average how big is the male penis supposed to be in a lifetime? -

    On average how big is the male penis supposed to be in a lifetime? -

    15 centimeters

  • the male penis? 6 inches.

  • 12 inches

  • i just wanted to tell people i am 12 years old, u know it is funny
    hearing people talking there penis! my email addess is
    hayden61@gmail.com my name is christopher,good luck
    with our penis!

  • 6 in.

  • There is no average, there is normal and what ever size your penis is is your normal. Not someone else-s size. and who would it be, and who says they would be the one to compare to. Come on ! There is no such thing as enlargement to lengthen the penis, or charts to compare us to. We are all different, and so are our penises. Either we have a normal small, large, or whatever. Thats it and uit will be that size a lifetime. No matter what you do. Good Luck

  • On average, why does every young man feel the need to ask questions about penis size...Quit being so insecure and be happy with what you have because you can-t change it.

  • About 6 inches

  • 5 inches (average adult man)

  • Average adult flaccid penis is in the range 2.5 to 4.5 inches (6-11 centimeters) Average adult erect penis is in the range 4 to 8 inches (10-20 centimeters)
    Most likely, your size is within the normal range. Studies show the average penis measures between 3 and 4 inches (7.5 and 10 cm) when flaccid and between 5 and 7 inches

    (The size of flaccid (soft) penises actually varies much more than that of erect penises. If you-ve seen other guys your age in the showers at school, you probably noticed there-s a wide variety of penises. Yet, if you were to see these boys with erections, you-d see their penises would be much closer in size. Small ones tend to get much bigger when they-re erect, and the longer ones just tend to straighten out and get hard. I don-t have an average figure for you �� it-s really impossible to measure anyway, because even on the same person the flaccid penis can change in size dramatically depending on a bunch of factors, such as temperature �� but four inches is well within the -normal- range. (3)

    in short what you have is fine

  • The male penis is about 5-7 inches on average. I-m not sure about the female penis.

  • male penis- 8 inches
    elephant penis-18 inches.

  • 6 inches


    On average how big is the male penis supposed to be in a lifetime? -
  • How can i make my penis more sensitive? -

    How can i make my penis more sensitive? -

    During sex i can last a long time and girls dont complain but i know its not mental for me but how can i make myself more sensitive? Like what kind of lotions can i rub into my skin to make it more sensitive im only 20 and circumcised so i know i shouldnt be to rough but when i was younger i never use lotion to masturbate. tips on lotions and prices would be great thanks

  • Obtain some 280 grit wet and dry paper and using soapy water give it a general rub over to thin the skin. Don-t overdo it especially round the helmet area - just a few minutes a day.

  • The only way you can make your penis more sensitive is to restore your foreskin (non-surgically). Circumcisoin removes a TON of sensitivity (you seriously won-t understand how much untill you feel it). Lotions are oil based so they clog pores and dampen sensitivity. Plus lotions that increase sensitivity don-t exsits. You can try lubes that increase blood flow but those aren-t going to do much for you either.
    I doubled my sensitivity with foreskin restoration. It-s something to look into if you want to increase your sensitivity and enjoyment of sex.

    -Connor

  • I had this same problem...my penis just wasnt right like i thought it would be.my girlfriend even told me to rub some lotion on it..it helps ..alot..but ONLY if you get the right kind.i can send you some ideal lotions that really softened my penis.

  • you-re not alone. maybe you should just try a pill?


    How can i make my penis more sensitive? -
  • How big is the average penis? -

    How big is the average penis? -

    Do black man carry bigger penises?

  • Average is 5.1 to 6.2 inches.

    Check out the chart at the bottom of the page:

    http://www.coolnurse.com/penis_size.htm

  • Average penis size for a full-grown man is 6 in length and between 4.5 to 4.9 in width. Some black mens have smaller
    penis too. It is false to pretend that all black mens have big penises. As well not all white mens have big penises.

  • black men tend to be large


    How big is the average penis? -
  • How big should my penis be? -

    How big should my penis be? -

    im 15 what is an average size at that age?

  • The average size for a fully developed guy is 5.0-6.5 inches, for someone of 15/16/17 (our age) it is about 4.5-6.0 inches give or take 0.5 inches either side. You have plenty of growing time left in theory until you are 21.

    Mail me on gcdamfs@yahoo.co.uk if you have any other questions or queries.


    How big should my penis be? -
  • How do i get a longer penis? -

    How do i get a longer penis? -

    i am 15 and wants to noe of any FREE methods to get a longer and bigger penis. anything you have tryed and does it work?

  • Only God can help you there.
    it should grow some more but if it doesn-t then start working on your oral technique. God gave you a tongue, too; you know and it ain-t just for lapping up milk.
    Get a maraschino cherry stem and put it in your mouth.
    Keep twisting it with your tongue until you tie it into a simple knot. keep trying you can do it if you want sex.
    Do that at a party and you will never go home alone.

  • you dont, man.
    if there was a way.. it would be very public and common.

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  • relax!! JUst don-t care about it


    How do i get a longer penis? -
  • How long is your penis when you are in 16? -

    How long is your penis when you are in 16? -

    Average is 5.1 to 6.2 inches. Puberty ends between 16 and 21.


    http://www.coolnurse.com/penis_size.htm

  • 2 Q-s by same guy at same time? Think he-s got a obsession. I like this guy.

  • 6 inches, I think....was a couple years ago!

  • any question of this type will not give you anything concrete about your own size. Sure you ge tto find out how big other gusy are but unless you want to find one of a particular size to play with you are not going to gain much.

    Keep in mind that the average adult erection is just under 6 inches.

  • mine would have to be a little over 6.5 inches and i am 16.


    How long is your penis when you are in 16? -
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