How to fake penis in long term relationship? -

How to fake penis in long term relationship? -

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i need a way to fake penis and not have people no
needs too be good quility but not to expensive else i cant buy it because it is going to cost to much money
i need it to fake for a long term rrelationship and during sex, shooting contests and length and let no one find out about it or im screwed

accept wat u hav n liv on you dont need a didlo 2 survive

ASEXUALS!! UNITE!!!

The way you write is very confusing. As far as I can make out is that you are trying to buy a fake penis and wear it without others knowing it. If it so, you think people don-t know what is real and what is fake. You think the girl don-t know? You are very mistaken for assuming you can have a fake penis to act as a real one. My friend, no such thing.

thats what you get for lying bro. you make up stories about being able to do things that you cant and when ur put to the test u cant and people dont trust and believe you after.

if your worried u wont be big enough in sex, then wait and save it for someone you love. then, they wont care how big u are.

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Put a cucumber in your pants, it worked for Derek Smalls in the movie This is Spinal Tap.

lol.
Buy an attachable dildo at your local Romantic Depot, buddy. ;]

Your screwed!

what are you talking about are you a guy or a girl

lmao

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How to fake penis in long term relationship? -