How hard is it to explain a papercut on your penis? -

How hard is it to explain a papercut on your penis? -

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The most intriguing part is: How come the ladies here have come up with the better excuses!

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Thank you dear, you too.

Why would you have to explain it? Do you have someone inspecting your penis each day to find out what it-s been up to?

I know right. You were proffreading that letter and poof. No explanation needed I got it.lol, stay away from lemons now. ouch.

reading while masturbating?????? flipping a page while your penis got in the way then cut????? its not to hard, but the excuse is the thing to think about.

LOL! Sorry to hear that. its kind of funne though.
But- you really dont need to explain what goes on down there.

HAHAHAHA depends on how it actually happend, but probly not very easy!

I ran out of cologne and was using the free samples on those adds in Men-s health.

xerox your penis

Not as hard as explaining lipstick.
J

if it-s from a bible, one could simply state they wanted to come closer to god

Reading the paper in the can?

Sex with someone in a paper hospital gown?

A little -accident- with some party hats?

We could come up with something... lol

its not very easy !

you were reading a magazine in your lap..

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I just turnerd 15 how big is my penis supposed to be? -

I just turnerd 15 how big is my penis supposed to be? -

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i havnt meausred it when its soft but when i erect its baout 5 1/2 inches long.. um
my friends is about the same size .. are all 15 years old same size?

Average adult is 5.1 to 6.2 inches. Flaccid size determines nothing. Puberty ends between 16 and 21. You are already average. Average length of a vagina is 4 to 6 or 7 inches. You wouldn-t want to hurt a girl.

Be a generous lover and you will be fine.

yeah you should be fine. girls dont want it tooo big.
and about the sex question, if you feel like you want to go for it!
a lot of kids me and your age are. and i believe that all you need is protection. be safe and have fun

yeah you should be fine. girls dont want it tooo big.
and about the sex question, if you feel like you want to go for it!
a lot of kids me and your age are. and i believe that all you need is protection. be safe and have fun

well i guess thats small because my penis is 15 inches nd im 15 yrs old.

Don-t have sex unless you want to.

And, your penis is okay, but not all 15 yr old penii are the same size.

i just turned 15 and my penis is 7 and a half inches

thats small for your age...mine is 6 inches erect and im only 13...you probobly will grow one more inch

It-s normal sized

thats completly normal size and you shouldnt have sex just because your friends are you should save your virginity for someone special

are u asian or somethin

No. When I was 15 I only had 3 1/2 inches!

It stopped growing at 19 and is now 4 3/4 inches long.

my penis is 7inchs. im 16.

your penis is very normal for a 15 YO boy
not all 15 yO are the same size
size can vary from 3--7- all boys are different
at 15 i have friends who were bigger, 6- and smaller 3-, i was just over 5-

jsut so it works

enjoy you penis

Yea, mine is about 5.5 and I-m 19 now, I was about 4.5 around 15, so congrats dude, you-re on your way to a nice one.

it-s a decent size don-t worry about... stop comparing your e-peen to his guys... bragging online isn-t going to get you laid =P and about the sex... -you do what you want-

u are fine ,,, dont worry

Sup.

At 15, you should be just under 6--. The average adult is 5.5-- to 6.5--. 5.5 is normal. We stop growing when we-re about 18 to 21.

Question: How do you know the size of your buddies. I-d rephrase that question -cause it sounds strange. LOL.

your fine. and if you have to ask if you should have sex over the internet than you are not ready to have sex. I-m sure many of your buddies say they have, but they really haven-t. Even if, you want to be safe there are so many diseases and teen pregnancys your better off staying a virgin. Be safe and wait til you find the right person...

idk about the size but if you don-t want to have sex then don-t you don-t have to do what everybody else is doing

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I am 36,how can i improve my penis size? -

I am 36,how can i improve my penis size? -

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you cant

Accept what you-ve been given, learn how to use it, be a generous lover and size will NOT matter.

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Tie a weight to the end of it.

Hate to break it to ya bud, but you gotta do the best with what you got. Most guys are average.5-6-. i am , im not ashamed to admit that. But if your less than that, then there is always surgery as an option, but theres a very high risk of damaging nerves. it could make it to where it hurts every time oyu pee and oyu feel nothing during sex. Id rather be on the small side than have that. Also most women arent pleased with penetration anyway, oral or manual stimulation is what usually does it, they do that other bit for us.

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I am 36,how can i improve my penis size? -

How can i make my penis SMALLER and no steroids.? -

How can i make my penis SMALLER and no steroids.? -

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why would you want to have you dong be smaller??? that is a gift from god...that is like kicking him in the nuts! what is wrong with you

Are you implying you are hung like a horse??? Be grateful.

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How long is the average penis size? -

How long is the average penis size? -

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i am 14 so id like to know the average penis size for a guy my age any answers would be great cheers

This is asked all the time...read the other answers. The average adult penis size is about 5 inches or a little longer. Anything from 4 to around 7 is normal range. At 14 it depends on how far into puberty you are, when your 17 or 18 is when you can get a good idea for good.

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Small Dick/Penis when Flaccid, not hard. How can I fix this PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!? -

Small Dick/Penis when Flaccid, not hard. How can I fix this PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!? -

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My penis is small when its flaccid (not hard)
Questions please
1. Will stretching on it to make it longer a few times a day help?
2. What are ways to fix this problem without pills or anything buyable.
PLEASE HELP GUYS!
thanks soo much

PS I Know its smaller then normal

The size of a flaccid penis means nothing to anybody except for yourself. Stretching a flaccid penis will not help it grow at all. The only proven way to make a penis bigger is to undergo a -penis enlargment surgery- which involves pulling out the -hidden penis- in your groin. However, the size of a flaccid penis differs. Some days its bigger and some days smaller. The only thing stretching it will do is making it uncomfortable. Glad to help!

doesnt matter dude

Masturbate and watch some porno on the internet. If you like pictures just type in vulva, vagina, clitoris, labia, nipples, areola and breast. You will get lots of pictures of all kinds, sizes, nationalities, and color.

If it is only small when it-s flacid, who cares? If you are saying that it-s also small when it-s hard, stretching it is not going to help at all. God blessed us all with something special, that just happens to not be it for you.

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How do I get my friend to show me his penis? -

How do I get my friend to show me his penis? -

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I-m straight but I-m curious to how I compare.

say ill show you mine if you show me yours... usually works.

1 get that -NAH BRAH I-M TOTALLY STRAIGHT!!111!!- BS out of you-re head.

If you want to see your friends penis that bad, you-re definitely not 100% straight. But it also doesn-t mean you-re necessarily gay. Look up the Kinsey scale.

I know there are a lot of guys who consider this stuff 100% straight, and there are even guys who consider masturbating with others 100% straight. But if you have common sense, you-ll know it-s not. Again look up the kinsey scale. And there-s nothing wrong with being gay at all.

Either be in the same sport and check it out in the locker room (don-t look to much or you-ll be called gay! But you can check out the other compotition there too). Or you could just ask him! If he is really your friend and you tell him you just want to compare, ther is no reoson for him to say no! I asked my friend if he wanted to masterbate and he said yes (I-m not gay and good luck)!

You don-t he will think you are gay and it won-t go well

Don-t be curious

You know curiosity killed the cat you know

You say you are straight but you just aren-t

One way is to get him drunk and let him spend the night I guess but still don-t do it.

just ask him to tell you. dont make him show it. im straight and when i did that it worked. my friend didn-t even care.

Just say -Hey dude lets compare-. other wise follow him to the bathroom and peek

Pull down his pants when your sleeping with him or -accidently touch his thing-

dude, you-re not THAT straight if you wanna do that

get drunk n go streaking!

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