How hard is it to explain a papercut on your penis? -

How hard is it to explain a papercut on your penis? -

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The most intriguing part is: How come the ladies here have come up with the better excuses!

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Thank you dear, you too.

Why would you have to explain it? Do you have someone inspecting your penis each day to find out what it-s been up to?

I know right. You were proffreading that letter and poof. No explanation needed I got it.lol, stay away from lemons now. ouch.

reading while masturbating?????? flipping a page while your penis got in the way then cut????? its not to hard, but the excuse is the thing to think about.

LOL! Sorry to hear that. its kind of funne though.
But- you really dont need to explain what goes on down there.

HAHAHAHA depends on how it actually happend, but probly not very easy!

I ran out of cologne and was using the free samples on those adds in Men-s health.

xerox your penis

Not as hard as explaining lipstick.
J

if it-s from a bible, one could simply state they wanted to come closer to god

Reading the paper in the can?

Sex with someone in a paper hospital gown?

A little -accident- with some party hats?

We could come up with something... lol

its not very easy !

you were reading a magazine in your lap..

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How hard is it to explain a papercut on your penis? -