How can i make my penis bigger? -
without playing with it
?A bannana
?Some celery
?A knife
?A needle and string
?15 advil tablets
First things first, swallow the advil and wait 15 min for the pain reliever to kick in. Now carefully take the knife and make one cut from the head of the penis to the base. You should be able to see 3 big veins and some muscle. Take a tiny bit if bannana and rub it over the exposed muscles. This is an ancient Chinese trick to relieve muscle stress. With relieved muscles place long celery sticks behind the muscles and veins. This makes up the strength of your new penis. Place as much celery as you want. The amount is optional. Now with he hard part done, take the needle and string and grasp the head of your penis where you made your first cut and start sewing like you are fixing a hole in a shirt. When the stitch job is complete rub more banana bits over the stiches to relieve the muscle stress. Enjoy your new big stiff penis!
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