Alright... everyone is always asking about penis size...but how do you measure it? -

Alright... everyone is always asking about penis size...but how do you measure it? -

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I-m always confused. Where do I start the ruler and where do I stop? At the bottom of the balls? At the base of the shaft? Where?

Hahaha, it-s funny how people ask for your penis size, but when it comes to when it matters, no ones cares.

Your girlfriend isn-t going to care how big your penis is.

This is when the quote you-ve been hearing ever since you were a little boy comes in.
-Size does not matter.-

wtf ?

Dude, only sad people measure it.

At the base, I suppose.

Those people really need to find a hobby other than asking about your size. Geez, what a question to ask someone!

OH... So that-s why all the 14 year olds on here think they have a 12- penis when they-ve just got out the shower????
I generally measure mine by laying the ruler from my flat belly to the tip when aroused, though not habitually ;-)
If I am not aroused, I generally burst out crying rather impressively, whilst begging for an attention.
Circumference is also a measurement to be taken seriously, but does not involve aforesaid ruler unless you have a Biro to hand to mark the start and finish point.
Drawing a pair of eyes and a wicked willy grin is optional.

uhhh, well, hmmm, u see...measure it how u want to...or you could make up a number like a lot of other guys do.

why r u messuring anyway r u insucure or something but i-d start at the balls

When you are erect, place the ruler at the point where the penis connects to the body and measure from there until the penis stops.

My penis is about 5 1/2 inches long.

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your two inches are fine stop stressing

with a ruler

Well if you poke that ruler all the way back up under your taint then your cheating ! It-s just the twig within eyesight not including the berries.

from body along top to tip

hahaha! this is funny im sorry.
you measure it at the base of the shaft to the tip of it when its hard. lol and im a girl! hahaha.

I hope you are not trying to put your balls inside. If you are, I would suggest stopping. Why are you concerned about the length? Don-t worry... just have fun and make sure your partner is having fun.

idk

are you totally retarded?

i cant believe guys even do that..............make sure to throw the ruler away after that ok

lmao wouldnt it be at the base? put the ruler where you think it starts...or stops whichever way you look at it.

ok you start on the upper side of your penis where it meets with your body, and you measure it all the way down to the tip go measure...what size r u ? ;-)

shaft to the head?
are you gay

wtf...who knows

You must be an engineer.

While it is erect, place the ruler on top of the shaft. The measurement is where the tip of the head reaches on the ruler.

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Alright... everyone is always asking about penis size...but how do you measure it? -