How to avoid my penis from hitting the toilet water when taking a poo? -

How to avoid my penis from hitting the toilet water when taking a poo? -

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im being serious :I

get out of the bowl. That-s why there-s a seat.

serious answer! Go to home depot and buy 3 solid bricks, the kind with no holes in them. Put these in your toilet tank. Now less water fills the bowl - more room for your junk!!

Or go to home depot and buy a big cushy toilet seat. You sit higher, no junk in the gunk! Of course, you-ll make a bigger splash...

hahaha.
im glad im not a guy =]]


just hold it?!
ah duh?!
lol


Options
1. hold it.
2.place it on the leg
3. tape it to your stomach
4.close your legs with it on top
5. chop it off
6.dont poo
7. poop standing up =]]

hahah.

idk.
funni question!
good luck with all your problems!!
2.

Is this a real question? LOL

I don-t have one but if I did I-d just hold onto it. You can always wash your hands plus being a girl, sometime when I do the number 2, water splashes up, so I just wash myself afterward. Hand sanitizer.

I had the same problem, except, I didn-t realize it was in the toilet so when I flushed my penis was stuck in there for awhile.
So I started duct taping it to my leg...now it wont come off.

cup it your hand as you sit down, and keep it cupped while you do what you have to do,

wash hands afterwards.


works for me.

Oh please if that-s the only problem you have. Tie a string around it and hook to the door that will keep it in a upright position.

Son i have to hold it up with my legs squeezing it between them to keep it from hitting the water. You might give t a try yourself. Many of us have the same problem. Good Luck Steve

Don-t put it in the bowl? Keep it outside, then I guess it wont hit the water.

I think this could make a dirty sanchez in your face that much more interesting. Why not let it drop?

Duct tape it to just under your belly button before you sit down.

-hovering- works well

Give me half of your penis so we both can be more then 6.5-.

Lmao. Chop it off.

Wow. Just count yourself lucky that your penis is long enough to do that.

Poo out of the window

throw it on the floor

For me, I simply put it in my mouth while doing the nasty deed

Haha I just stick my left hand down there while I do my business.

just throw it over ur shoulder like i do

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How to avoid my penis from hitting the toilet water when taking a poo? -