How to measure my penis help me? -

How to measure my penis help me? -

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hey man

if it-s small, it-s small.

no measuring technique is gonna add a few inches on for you.

measure it with a string first , shaft to tip , you got to stroke it first so you can get all the blood into that sucker then once its throbbing and the head looks like its about to explode , get the string ,measure it and compare it to your ruler.Whatever you do after that. well thats your business.

well honestly i dont no what the point in that is.
i am a girl and i never complain about the size of a man-s penis...
usually if you are dating a girl she-ll like you for who you are, the size of your heart is much more important than the size of your penis.

LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!

DESPITE WHAT MOST PEOPLE SAID ON THIS QUESTION.... NONE OF YOU (YES.... NONE!) KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY MEASURE A PENIS!!!!

1 get penis erect
2 using a TAPE MEASURE ( the ones that are made out of plastic that are used to measure clothing and bodily dimensions), measure the TOP SIDE of your penis.

whats you-ll need:

1.) Your penis {erect}
2.) A tape measure

Get your shlong hard and put the tape measure at the base of your penis (near your balls) and measure how long it is.. One question, why do you want to measure it?

Good luck to ya! ;)

Lmfaorotf......wtf? Lol I-m sorry this question and some of these answeers r f****** halarious haha use a ruler.......lmao....sorry haha

ruler along the top side, messure a couple of times and use the average, maybe 5 time in one day, use thatt average, temperature or mood could change the length

lmao i can barely type this. this is such a stupid question but you can use the special penis measurers sold at you local penis supply store lol

get a ruler or a measuring tape put it next to your penis and that is how to measure it

From base to tip while erect. If it bends, use a tape measure or one of those floppy rulers.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!



you really couldn-t figure out on your how to put a ruler next to your B0Ner and read the number next to the head of your crotch woooooow

use a measuring tape and if not then try a microscope and if that fails then that means your not actually a guy

Just grab it with your hands and measure it that way. someone asks the length then u can show them visually with your hands.(stacked fist wise)

IF YOU CANT MEASURE YOU-RE PENIS YOU NEED HELP

this is a joke question. otherwise i would say ur dangler is 2inch- cuz u must be about 5 years old to post a question like this....

Use a ruler and when your telling people how big it is just say its like 5 inchs hard and 3 inches soft..
like that

you can borrow my ruler

seriosuly?
get a fricken ruler asshole

dont try a tape measure, i nearly cut mine off when it zoomed back in haha

why would you need to measure something you dont have?

get a ruler and measure from the base of ur penis to the tip

use a tape mesaure or a ruler but whats the purpose of this? Lol

just guess
if its less than 3 meters long, youre small
sorry bud

lol.ruler.lmao srry i cant stopp laughing at some of this funny Q.

ruler idiot

wooow .

ruler..

**** you-re dumb.

get a ruler and you van measure it

ruler lmfao

lets see...get a ruler....and STAB UR BALLS

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How to measure my penis help me? -