My penis is smaller down the bottom then at the top how can i fix this? -

My penis is smaller down the bottom then at the top how can i fix this? -

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I stuck it in a bottle and it went erect. It got stuck down the bottom and i had to wait for it to go down before i could get it off and now it is smaller down the bottom then at the top.

Damn. The best you can do is a bottle?

Wrap a rubber band tightly around the base of your penis. Your penis will fall off. This will make you sad no doubt. You can make yourself feel better by being able to put a lid on the bottle while your penis is inside. This will make the rest of us feel better because you will be taking yourself out of the gene pool. Actually I don-t think you can get a bottle pregnant, or is that where cans come from?

smaller down the bottom THAN at the top

Sorry, Bubba! You just screwed yourself.

Are you serious

dumbass

get it stuck at the top.

That-s the funniest things I-ve ever read. Buy a Fleshlight next time.

I-m speechless.

cut it out

You should bring it in to school for -Show - Tell-.
J

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My penis is smaller down the bottom then at the top how can i fix this? -