How long should your penis grow to.? -
Hi I am 13 and my penis is about 5 to 5 an one-half inches. At school i here kids talking about Theres being 7 or 8 inches. Are thay lieing or am i a slow developer?
Some of them might be telling the truth, but some are lying.
However as a warning to avoid these future gas-pumping closet-homosexuals I-m going to help you identify them.
First of all the proper term for them is -douche bag- or equally as exceptable is -scat-muncher-.
They are readily identifiable by their unnaturally popped Abercombie collars which defy the laws of nature (and i-m pretty sure some laws of religion).
However if it happens to be laundry day and mom hasn-t finished washing their clothes for them you can always spot them from far away by their train-wreck hairdos. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPROACH THE HAIRDO! This is extremely dangerous as the gel used in these piece-de-la-retardent combines with the douche bag-s own self-satisfied smugness to create a deadly cocktail of glue, sweat, semen, and narcicism.
Again if non of these signs is available there is another one that is a dead give away: the livestrong bracelet...or any cheaply made but over-priced piece of circular latex that can be worn about the wrist. This may be an early tagging system used by members of the republican party to track potential future candidates, however this has not been confirmed.
Oh and most importantly they-ll probably have a beautiful woman by their side, again defying the laws of nature as there is no way that this man-boy American Eagle prototype could ever satisfy a woman of that caliber. Sorry about this one, but it-s a sad fact. You-ll just have to be satisfied with having an enormous c*ck (in comparrison) and loads of money because your whole life you-ll put to use that organ between your ears while that sh!tbrain will pitifully attempt to use the one between his legs, drunken flacid night after drunken flacid night.
Best of luck in life dude,
Just remember if you need cheering up just look at the horribly forced half-smile on the face of any douche bag or scat muncher-s girlfriend. You know exactly why she-s planning on cheating on him with his best friend this weekend and that my friend is pretty f*ckin sweet.
If you have it 5 to 5 1/2 at 13, you-re doing pretty good. I-d guess those other boys are lieing!
hope that helps if it doesnt email me on
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thanks cya,
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im 16 and mine is 7 so they are lying. for you about 3-5.5 inches is completely normal.
it usually 3 inches smaller than that
ask to prove it next time lol
Good luck young fella!
But anyways they-re lying.
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