How do I make my penis smaller? Its 11 inches erect.? -

How do I make my penis smaller? Its 11 inches erect.? -

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My friends wont quit teasing me and all the girls are freaked out!

wow.. i wouldn-t be freaked out ;]]

I also am cursed with a large unit. The first step is to tell yourself that you are not a freak, just different. The girls will come around, once you get a job and become independently wealthy. Thats the ticket, girls love money. If you had enough money you could buy any girl you want. So thats it. All you have to do is invent and sell a toothbrush that prevents aids. Then you will have all the girls and money you want.

Huh? Well, if you-re not lying (because I think you are), you are unique. Many people complain that they don-t have a big penis and want to make it bigger, but you want to make it smaller. Well, you can-t. It-s like saying you want to be small (in height), it-s not possible

LMAO
is this seriously happening.

-if I haven-t seen it, it-s new to me-

I have no idea man, sorry about your.. uhh.. sh*t would he be considered lucky or unlucky? or both :S

Go to the gym and work out.
Then get a career in porn.

Seriously, you get what you got.
Most guys would say you are very lucky.

Really can-t, however gain about 100 pounds, like K-Fed, and it will look shorter.

Not recommended!

you can make it smaller!
what you do is stay in water for a week. it will shrivel down.

if its actually that big, there really isn-t anything to do, until your 18 and can try out for porn auditions. they-d hire you right away

If u really are, then you cant complain. Most guys complain about their penis size. It-s a gift. Use it well.

i dont think you can.

Forget your friends man and be proud of your johnson. You only need one gurl in your life to appreciate it.

did you confuse inches with cm again.

There isn-t a way to make it smaller n be proud of that thing don-t let outers get u down

Have you tried washing it then leaving it in the dryer too long?

scissors

Easy, wake up!

I wish I was you...

You don-t. Its a gift

If you say so...

there are BIGGER problems than this in the world

get it??? waaaaahahahahah

cut off half of it and sew the tip back on
easy fix

Nothing is going to be of real use to you

wtf??

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fold it.

woah. hahha well be like -atleast i dont have a 4 inch dick- haha

cut some off

u cant?
bt i think thats cool(:

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How do I make my penis smaller? Its 11 inches erect.? -