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How is there a bug bite on my penis? -

How is there a bug bite on my penis? -

are you sure it-s not just a small penis?

  • I get those sometimes also. It can be a mosquito bite because what happens is that mosquitos have 2 noses. One is to slice and another is to suck the blood. I think they slice through our clothing and bite us. It-s kind of unusual for that to happen but I think its possible. Also bugs will bite us when we are sleeping. I don-t know what-s so great about our penis- that bugs want to bite it. I-m not really sure on how to prevent it but just makes sure you wipe your sheets down and make sure your room is clean at all times so that no bugs will bite you while you sleep.

  • I don-t know what would claim you as a doctor, but the diagnosis from a doctor I am willing to bet on isn-t a bug bite. But yet again, as for the underdog, I guess a bug can crawl anywhere and take a bite, ....as well as a nasty female. Be careful, some bites last forever.

  • wtf hahaha


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  • You sleep in the nude and your penis is one giant meal for all the bugs active at night.

  • well i guess some how a bug landed on ur weewee and then bit down on the weewee flesh. but just a guess

  • It could be an STD if you had sex.

    If not... then a bug crawled onto your penis and bit you maybe?

  • You have a pic? I mean, we do need a picture of the wound itself to be able to analyze it..

  • Hmmmm.......I am guessing a bug got in your clothes and it bit your penis.

  • are you sure its a bug bite?? maybe its a pimple to heat rash bump. Idk maybe it crawled up your pant leg?

  • Stop letting those bow wows w/fleas give you bj-s.

  • Haha, a bug bit you there! Or it-s AIDS... B-

  • To much peanut butter for your dog to handle !

  • now that is a question that even i can-t answer

  • maybe the vagina you-re sexing has teeth?

  • dude keep it in your pants next time.

  • Crabs.

  • bed bugs or a flea bite....

  • because a bug bit your penis?

  • stop sticking your ... in anthills

  • are you sure its not herpes?


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