How can I enlarge my penis?!? -

How can I enlarge my penis?!? -

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This is a serious question guys. I-m so insecure about it. What the hell am I supposed to do when I have sex? use a fake one? Guys I need your help.

Sweetheart, Don-t worry about enlarging your penis

Okay, i will tell you....first you have to prepare yourself mentally.
So,standing on one foot (preferably the left) make two hops while singing -I-m a little tea pot- as loud as you can. When you get to the bit about the handle, give your penis a nice firm tug.

Now spread some plain yogurt onto your nipples. If your penis turns green then you are cured!

brutal reality is that you cannot, its genetic and no pills, machines or -Guaranteed- methods will work. You can have it -Fattened- by surgery but that won-t affect length, just width. sorry but thats the truth.

Face it if your over 18 and your meat is still small, find a new means of satisfaction for a woman. Or you can just just try to find a virgin, these days there is not to many of them so choose wisely.

Black paint, and a magnifying glass they-ll never know...lol

its called viagra

get a penis pump {and ewww cuz out of all the questions the dare told u 2 write u chose this one}

lol.... im sorry this is just so funny
btw, don-t worry about it. most girls don-t care

lmfao.. ahaha nice one i should-ve thought bout that.. xD

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How can I enlarge my penis?!? -