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My Penis is too Big. How to shrink it? -

My Penis is too Big. How to shrink it? -

This is a serious question,

I been known to girls as Godzilla because of my penis size. While this is a cool title at first, it is starting to wear on me because most girls can-t comfortably have sex with me.
I don-t have a ruler to measure it but sometimes it comes out of the middle of my ripped jeans, I have to wear pretty long shorts.

Please help me!

  • walk round naked my son, and swing that donkey dick!!

    could tape it to your leg!!

  • lol dude there is no way to shrink it and its ok cuz ur very luky to have a huge penis like that im jealous lol but hey its ok dude ur very fortunate if u wud rele like u cud have sergery to get some of it removed, ouch

  • How can any one don-t have a ruler anywhere? Most probably you are just making up story. Go to a plastic surgeon, have him shorten it.

  • mh...sounds like a lie to me. Or is it another was of trying really hard to impress the girls reading this session because you ain-t impressing the guys.

  • No such thing as too big

  • Don-t shorten it.

  • You need to thank God for what He-s blessed you with - get on with the rest of your life. Find a way to deal with it.

  • Drink moutain dew.

    !

  • What? Most girls want a guy who is big?

  • Hmm, comes out of your jeans? go to a plastic surgeon

  • Hey why are u talking about porn!and there is no such thing as u do not have a ruler.Get a life!!

  • ahaha

    no such things made yet...

    feel good though. even if ppl can see it ;)

  • go into the porn biz


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