Guys tell me how small my penis is in the showers after football, what should I say back? -

Guys tell me how small my penis is in the showers after football, what should I say back? -

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Say, -I know, I know; that-s what your mother keeps telling me.-

Accuse them of being closet homosexuals. It-s the only thing I can see would be a good comeback.

(Note: I don-t have anything against homosexuals in general, but most guys will find that a legitimate and insulting thing for you to say.)

Good night!

I would simply say, -Why do you care about the size of my equipment, you should be more worried about your own.-

Children are cruel, no matter what age they are.

Tell-em, - why you staring ? - Plus, why are they staring or even care ? They-re jealous, because they can-t grow pass two inches. :)

Tell them it ain-t the size of the wave or the motion of the ocean... It-s how long your boat can stay afloat... and tell them how much fun you have with a 3 hour erection...


Good luck...

say back
why are you so interested in my penis ,and why do you have this fetish of looking at other guys penises

ask them why they-re lookin! they obviously like somethin.... if they-re lookin.

Ask them why they are looking.

Big things come in small packages?

Quality is better than quantity...... then a gay bastard

Offer them anal sex

Sorry im not gay but its nice to know that a gay man likes me

Why are you looking there loser?

Do you want it in your **** c_unt?

say -well u must like it a lot if u keep looking there ;-) -

say why u lookin gay bastard

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Guys tell me how small my penis is in the showers after football, what should I say back? -

How can a man make his penis larger? -

How can a man make his penis larger? -

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is there a way that you can do this with out surgery or drugs

Well the best way to enlarge your penis is through the use of a traction device otherwise know as a penis extender. It-s this thing you put on and wear for like 6-8 hours a day that gently pulls your penis, forcing gaps in the tissue and promoting celluar multiplication and division. Also know as mitosis and cytokinesis( learn that in biology). It-s just like if you watch the discovery channel and see those indigenous people elongating their necks, lips ,and ears, it-s the same principle. You are stretching tissue over time and increasing the size of that body part over time by tensile force. This method takes about 3-4 months and you-ll usually see gains of up to 2-3 inches in length and about a inch in girth. Yes you increase the girth as well since your cells are being torn at the microscopic level so it increases all around. Longer and thicker! I have experimented for a month and added an half an inch. It-s usually 1/2 inch a month you gain in length (do the math). There are many extenders out there and the best one is at x4labs.com. It costs about $250 USD but I have saved money by making my own. If you want, I will tell you the materials and instructions to build your extender. You just need a few materials and you-ll be pulling that penis in no time! Just go to this site, it has everything:
http://free-penis-enlargement-videos.thu��
Forget the pills, they don-t work for shiit and the exercises take too long a day and you get tired of it. I have tried jelqing and using the -ok- grip andshit stretching my penis in different directions for 30 minutes a day. I was in the bathroom for an hour doing the exercises sweating while people were gossiping that I-m masturbating and crap.For the most gains, go extender man. It works!!!!!

Also, you can do clamping to increase the girth. This is advanced so take precautions. Clamping restricts blood from flowing out of the penis while still allowing limited inflow. Because blood is still flowing into the penis, and none is leaving, there is an extraordinary amount of pressure built up. The pressure built up while clamping expands penis tissues beyond its normal erection state. By expanding the penis tissues multiple times, the expansion eventually becomes permanent.

Best of luck.These are proven methods, I have experienced them first hand. Any questions, contact me.

The most effective and safest way to get a bigger penis is with penis enlargement exercises. The idea is to gradually increase the capacity of the chambers in the penis to hold blood. The bigger the chambers are, the more blood they hold when you get an erection, and so the bigger your erect penis is.

Pills don-t work because all they do is increase the blood flow, not the amount the chambers can hold. At best all they-ll do is give you harder erections.

There-s a good site below with more information about all the different methods - detailed exercises- check it out.

Yes there is! There are exercises that can make your penis larger if followed correctly it works for me and others this includes forcing blood to the head of the penis opening up the veins so blood can flow easily filling up the penis---google penis exercises. Good luck!

Hey... Ronnie here... Perhaps my story could be of some help to you

For the past 6 months or so now I-ve been a member of this penis enlargement program website which has worked amazing for me.... I-m 1/2-1/2 japanese/chinese.. and unfortunately, at least for me, the steriotypes about asians rang true.. after I hit the end of puberty at like 18, I was about 5-10 height(which btw is pretty tall for most of asian ethnicity) and downstairs I was only 5 inches when fully erect...I did some research and found out that I was almost 1 1/2 inches below average... However ive had about 3 girlfriends and the first two never complained or said anything about it, so i always assumed everything was fine. This was until my last girlfriend who was a total *****... Her I was with for like 4 months until she broke up with me, seemingly for no reason... So when i asked why she had done it she snapped back at me saying how she could no longer -put up- with me or my -baby dick- .. I kind of just shrugged this off because I didn-t really care all too much about the girl anyway.. but the latter of what she said stuck with and ate away at me inside.

So eventually I came across this one penis enlargement website that caught my eye and i signed up for it.. Over these past 6 months using all the material and support in their member section... i-m now measuring in at just a little under 6.75! It-s definetely not as much as they told me i would gain in that period of time, but im still more than satisfied... because now jamie can take her stupid lil insults and shove it. lol ANYWAYS sorry for the rambling, their website-s ..
http://www.penisadv.pcti-system.com
.. and it-s basically a natural way of enlarging your penis through various different -exercises-... the science behind it is something to the effect of destroying cell tissue in the shaft of ur penis through specialized exercises, then not like-but similar to a muscle... when it heals and rejuvenates- these damaged/killed cells grow back larger, therefore expanding your shaft... whats interesting too when you research into these special methods these exercises and so forth, will see that these are actually what ancient indian tribes used to do way back in the day to enlarge their penises. Hope I was of some help to you my friend, and I wish you the best of luck!

There is no way to make it larger without surgery or drugs, sorry to say it that way. Just be happy with what you have. It is not the size but how you use it.

No and don-t try anything. You could get erectile dysfunction, and other stuff. Just be patient and let it grow, or if you are an adult, be happy with what you are

Take a weight off the end of a barbell and stick your quiver bone through the hole and tie a knot in the end. Then just walk around like that every night for a few months.

You probably cant, I think creams and tools for that are probably bulshet. But if you trim the hair abit shorter especially round the base it will make it look bigger instantly.

I don��t have time for it...
But search for JELQING...

In theory...It might work...

how old are u? no all those pills dont work and might cause side effects is not how big it is but how u use it.

No

yes there is.......im going to star his question and have someone contact u!

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Im turning 15 in a week, how is my penis size -

Im turning 15 in a week, how is my penis size -

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Erect it is 5 inches, and 5 inches girth

You have a tree stump glued to your pelvis. Seek medical attention immediately.

Well that is slightly weird, but I think it-s considered normal. Average length is 6- and im not so sure about girth. I think it-s 4-. So your above in girth and a little below in length. And besides your still pretty young you have time to grow. I-m 15 and my size is exactly 6- and im pretty happy

The average for a male is 6-7 Inches. When you reach 17 that is said to be the time when you most grow and when you will be at your biggest. If I may ask...Why should it matter? You shouldn-t be thinking about sex. Anyways a female vagina is only 3 inches deep so it shouldnt really matter! I hope I helped

Hello Jack
Looks like you have many -jokers- answering. Reality is that your size sounds normal to me. Don-t worry about your size - just learn how to use it properly. You might find
http://kidshealth.org/teens
useful to answer questions you may have. All the best.

Well the average adult male penis is between 5.5 and 6.5 inches, and you still have some growing left. Plus I think 5 inches around is a bit above average anyway...

dude, just ignore people who say its small. that is normal for your age and it will get bigger in the next couple of years.

go show it to mom and see what she says. cause your not gonna get the ladies with that little sausage.

U should be in the world record book for worlds smallest dick

idk

ah freak..jk

you have a choad

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How come your penis gets softer when the stuff comes out? -

How come your penis gets softer when the stuff comes out? -

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once the man has ejaculated the blood stops rushing directly to the penis (which is why it gets hard in the first place) so there is less pressure on the penis so it goes flaccid (soft)



hope this helps



hope this is correct lol

because when a man loves a woman they do this thing called -making love,- So when the mans fire hose sprays its water it dosnt need to put the fire out anymore. so theyhave to wrap it up and put it back in the fire engine until the next time. Sometimes the man needs to test the fire hose to see if its working he does this when he is by himself, which is -normal.- Then the fire engine sends a letter to the stork who depending on whether he can be bothered drops a baby in the vegetable patch.
Didnt you have sex ed at school?

Well, when the job is done, so much energy has been given off along with the stuff. Others say the stuff is a form of energy and when it-s out the penis surely gets softer.

jobs done so it wants to rest

yeah, I got the same question in my mind too! Guess that we are meant for a one time jerking!
hahax...
I-m totally not answering your question!

well the job is done and it goes back

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How can i make my penis big and stay big? -

How can i make my penis big and stay big? -

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There-s nothing anyone can do to increase the size of his penis �� except expensive surgery, which has risks and often doesn-t work.

Penis size is a major concern of men of all ages. And while it is true that penis size does matter to some potential sex partners, for most people it is pretty low on the list of reasons to have a sexual relationship with anyone.

There-s no quick way to permanently increase penis size. Most medical authorities agree that vacuum pumps and other gadgets that are advertised to lengthen the penis don-t work. The penis may be made thicker by surgically inserting fat from other areas of the body, but most men don-t seem to think that the risks of surgery are worth it. And some are plenty grossed out thinking about what happens when the injected fat starts moving around in clumps.

The average adult, erect (hard) penis is between five and seven inches long. Some are smaller; some are bigger. Smaller flaccid penises tend to grow more proportionally during an erection than larger flaccid penises. Some penises are too large to become fully erect.

Penises come in all different shapes and sizes. We are all very different and that-s normal. Potential partners have all kinds of different preferences, too. Some like smaller penises. Some like bigger penises. Most like partners for qualities that have nothing to do with the size of their penis. That-s also normal.

Hope this information helps!

get a prince albert piercing then hang weight-s off it,works for me lol

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How large is the average penis on an asian? -

How large is the average penis on an asian? -

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WTF?!?!

Here we go again with another -penis length/size- question.
Average is about 5 to 6 inches. Penises come in a variety of sizes. Your penis size will be the size you are given! There are no pills or creams, no toys or tools that will make a penis longer or larger. Any product claiming to do that should be regarded as being suspect. Likely it is a scam and the only thing that will get bigger is the wallet or bank account of the person/company offering the product. Look closely at the promotions and you will see that the product is not tested, inspected, approved or endorsed by any reputable organization. If it works why has it not been submitted to the U.S. Federal Food and Drug Administration for FDA Approval. If you are concerned that your penis is not large enough then consider that the average length is 5.5 inches and frankly that is plenty large enough. Read some of the posts from females who are afraid of the -huge- penises out there. Sure the -American thing- is -bigger is better- but that is not always the case. If you are concerned about the ladies pleasure - and that should be your main concern, you should develop a technique or style that makes the most out of what you were given.
It is important to remember that sexual intercourse is not simply a piston going back and forth at a high speed. Actually a lot of the -jocks- haven-t figured that out yet. If you work at developing a style you will score more and it will be more fun for both of you.
And it will be fun learning the technique.
And if you are still wanting to do something to make your penis bigger, each night before you climb into bed, get down on your knees, bow your head, and pray for a larger penis. Trust me, you stand a better chance this way than with any tools or toys

2 inches to 2 1/2 but they have to be yao mings size otherwise .03 mm lol

I will tell you if you tell me how large is the average penis size of a caucasian!
I am a gay aussie male (seen a cockatoo!) with a taste for both asian and caucasian men. I can tell you that just like caucasians, the asian penis can vary in size from ridiculously small to ridiculously large. Fortunately most are somewhere in between!
By the way, why did you ask the question?

4 inches!!!

1 cm lol

3 1/2 to 4 inches hard

Why don-t you just do a search?you don-t seem to be getting much luck here.

five inch.

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How can I increase the size of my penis NATURALLY? -

How can I increase the size of my penis NATURALLY? -

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I am 15, and my penis is 3 and 1/2 inches flaccid, and about 4 and 1/2 inches erect. Are there any exercises that I can do to increase the size of my penis naturally?

(DISCLAIMER - Please don-t say any of the following because it doesnt work, and it gets on my nerves when people tell me these things

1- I have time to grow, I am too young
2- Get surgery
3- Masturbate more
4- Have sex more


The person who can give me a good answer will receive the BEST ANSWER.

THANKS

you only need around 3 and a half inches to 4 and a half inches, the part the girl feels isn-t any deeper then that. anything more is unnecessary. There are exercises out there but none of them have been proven to be effective at all and alot of them do damage. Do not ever use penis pumps, its a great way to burst a blood vessel and you do not want that happening. The penis isn-t a muscle that you can work out and grow, it-s made of spongy tissue that contains chambers that fill up with blood, stretching out the tissue and making it -hard- and erect. hormones cause ur body to began pumping more blood into the penis when your horny making it erect and eventually you achieve a state where there is a higher balance of blood flowing and out of the penis which sustains the erection. Penis pills base their ability to work on the basis they increase blood flow, which wouldn-t make your penis bigger just give you the biggest erection you could have naturally. Excercises include:

jelquing which is where you take your thumb and forefinger and squeeze the base of your penis while in a semi hard state, u slowly move the circle you-ve created with your thumb and forefinger up to the head of cock. This supposedly is supposed to make chambers that fill with blood bigger, and stretch out the tissue more making your penis bigger. Hanging is where you hang a weight from you penis to stretch the tissue out but isn-t healthy and can make it so u can-t get an erection at all. if it doesn-t do that it results in an unattractive thin, stretched out appearance.

Clamping is where you tie something around the base of your penis very tightly while your hard and ege. edging is extended masturbation without ejaculating. You get to the point where your going to, then you stop and wait a little bit then start again. This isn-t proved to be effective but alot of people do it anyway.

Really I would wait til ur done growing because if you mess something up now it-s not going to grow right, and you-ll regret that when your older. By the way you wont stop growing til ur 20 - 25 and ul probably a few more inches at the least. Your already at average. Hope I-ve been able to help.

There really is no proven way to do this. Alot of companies will offer things and take your money, but you will get no real results.

For what it-s worth - the average penis size RANGE according to many surveys I-ve read is from 4-7inches, which you are perfectly in the middle there.

Learn to be a good lover and satisfy your partner, and nobody, nobody will care about the size. Trust me, I know.

I don-t really think you have anything to worry about. I-m pretty sure there aren-t natural ways to make it grow, and please don-t take those pills that are advertised, they-re all scams and crap. But really, as annoying as it is to hear women say this, its true. Its not about how big it is, its about how you use it. Besides, your within normal range.

at 15 u already fully growed because your puberty is past due. Some new pills help, no girl is impressed with 4 1/2 but you can go up to 5-5 1/2 with the medical use which stil is about average.

1- You have time to grow, you are too young
2- Get surgery
3- Masturbate more
4- Have sex more

A vacum Pump will help

Go on Google. Search -jelqing-.
that is all you need to know. it works.

okay all you have to do is drink grape juice, eat fried chicken and also watermelon

ok dude just wak off at night every night it helps and go on the web sight porn hub

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