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How do I measure my penis? -

How do I measure my penis? -

With another penis?

  • Clamp it in a vice so it doesn-t move, then grab on to tip with some pliers and stretch to full length. Then just measure with a tape measure. It actually works better if you soak it in vinegar for a couple of days to loosen it up.

    Good Luck!

  • first when your soft then when your hard
    you can use a tape measure or a ruler idk somthing

  • cm.with ruler.

  • with a metre-stick ;-)

  • inches

  • I use a yardstick


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  • I have small penis,how to enlarge it,suggest any oil or pills? -

    I have small penis,how to enlarge it,suggest any oil or pills? -

    how do you know its small. i dont think there is any oil or pill to increase the size of the penis. even though there is so many ads claiming to increase the size.
    you must know that the female are generally not after the size of the penis but how you can make her squirm with joy after having orgasm.

  • There are no effective enlargement techniques that work. Live with it and be happy it hasn-t fallen off!

  • u can do penile exercises this is a natural way and it will not take much time and without side effects and u can read these articles at
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    these articles will help u to know how to do this best wishes

  • you know those weights you can buy? put one of the weights on your penis, get an erection and make your penis go up and down so it is lifting the weights, like how weights increase biceps, well i call it the penis enlarger work out

  • surgery is the only way. Pills and oils only enlarge the blood vessels that make your penis look bigger but it won-t last. Think about this, the length of your penis now can be doubled with surgery because there is still half of it still in your body.


    on the picture in the link you can see where there is still some of the penis in the body right behind the testicles...it-s expensive but only you know if it-s worth it.


    if you find a woman who loves you for you she won-t mind a small penis. My husband isn-t huge but he is plenty big for me!

  • hey do not worry about the size.

    Only learn the tricks to please your partner. Size doesn-t matter in sex.

  • well good luck with that i have that same problem

  • Hit it really hard so it will swell up

  • well... size dont matters.. its what u do with it...
    u can be 4 inches and still please a girl...

    u can be 10 inches and suck at it....

    size dont matter....

    or surgery but then you will look like a floppy banana so just be happy with what god gave u

  • Try Some BAM or OxiClean

  • wow pretty outright there mate u could try a hot girl that usually enlarges a penis

  • Although it is recommended you remain satisfied with your natural size, if you really wish to enlarge your penis, pills like VIAGRA and CIALIS are said to be highly effective. I don-t know about oils but there are penis pumps available in the market. However, each of these methods comes with its own set of side-effects so please be cautious.


    I have small penis,how to enlarge it,suggest any oil or pills? -
  • How do u deal with ur penis if u got this prob? -

    How do u deal with ur penis if u got this prob? -

    my penis is pretty small when it soft but when it gets hard its like the hulk. completely different. is this prob gonna hurt me gettin some

  • a lot of men have this situation, we called their penises -grower- which means it is inside the body when flaccid, you can not see more than mushroom head,and when it is hard it is big, you can see it all, it is normal

  • lol

  • I advise u dont bang wen ur hard u might kill her or him and rip them a new hole.

  • you have a -grower- rather than a -shower-.

  • You have a green penis?! You should get that checked out man.

  • Some women will be afraid of it if it is too large. They will stop you after they see it.
    Other women can handle a big one, so they will let you do them.
    Most women are happy with average size.

  • I am the same way, I haven-t had any problems with getting some. If anything they like it cuz its a good surprise.

  • I have the same problem. When flaccid, my junk looks like a grub worm. But when aroused, it turns into the giant woman eating cyclopes.

    7 long and 7 round.

  • Nope. Just dance with her. Let yourself get aroused. She will -sense- that your not as big as it would seem. Size really doesn-t matter to women. They are weird, not like us men. You could be a penisless, ugly sob and if they love you, they will still find you sexy. Do make sure you know how to please your woman, regardless of man equipment heft. The internet can teach you. http://fastseduction.com/

  • Most ladies prefer there penis pink or black, not green.

  • This is not a problem dude. You-re just coming on here to boast about the size of your meat.
    And then, you want chicks to say it-s so big and they would love it and give you anything you want.
    Like whatever man, you have to find out about relationships and stuff, just having the big landing gear, i mean, it-s vain and sad, and plenty of chicks will see through that for what it is.
    Get over yourself. If you got nothing else to offer, then it will be a problem regardless of the poundage.

  • So that means you are a grower:small when it is flaccid but huge when erect,
    I have news for you:it will not cause you any problem at all:getting some.
    Colors


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  • My penis erects to the left, how can i get it to go staright? -

    My penis erects to the left, how can i get it to go staright? -

    Many men have the same issue. Don-t worry about it. It can be quite erotic.

  • HI .. You have to live with what you have been given .
    adjustments while being intimate seem to just happen somehow. Not a worry your not alone there are many that tend to go either way. The woman of your dreams and you will adapt just naturally. No worried.
    Smiling SunShine

  • Your stuck that way, but it-s not a bad thing! I point to the left as well :D

  • Put a splint on it. Actually you can-t. It is what it is.

  • yank it to the right really really hard, but wait till I-m there. I wanna watch this.


  • http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2006/as-2006��

    It-s very normal for a guy to have curvature to his penis. Generally, it-s caused by a plaque or scar forming inside of the penis that pulls the entire shaft to curve to the side or in a downward direction. The curve may stem from a complication during circumcision, and sometimes it-s from different kinds of trauma to erectile tissue in the penis during an erection. Unless it-s causing painful erections or problems in sex play, there-s no reason to do anything about penile curvature.

  • use the other hand for a year or two!

  • Just learn how to work it! =)

  • You can-t your talking about it looks like a banana. I know what you are talking about. NO

  • well this is the normal situation which occurs after too much
    mastuburation....

  • one of them things in life-no problem as it is


    My penis erects to the left, how can i get it to go staright? -
  • How penis functions? -

    How penis functions? -

    In what circumstances?
    - It works as part of your renal system getting rid of waste liquids through urination.
    - Works as part of the reproduction system, along with testis, vas diffrens etc.

  • If you need to ask then you don-t need to know.

  • What do you have a penis or a vagina .

  • with difficulty
    ha...ha...haaaa


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  • How do i increase the length of my penis? -

    How do i increase the length of my penis? -

    im now 17 and my penis is 5 and 3/4 inches and i would like to know how to increase the size without any drugs

  • Have I told you about cock-pushups? All you do is lay flat on the floor and let your ***** lift you off the ground.

  • Your size is already a average size, and you still have some chances to make it about six or more by the time you reach 21. It mostly depends on genetics inherited from your parents or from you ancestors. However, there is another thing. Don-t be too worried about the fad of having big sizes. Asked any experienced woman and they will tell you that size is not the real important thing. It might boast up
    a man-s ego, but his art and technique in making love is what makes the women really full and satisfied. What you do before inserting yours to hers and what you will be doing when it is already inserted - is the joy of sex. So, try to master the art and you will be great lover!

  • this could help http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeKBS5qnN1I

  • Do penis-ups.

  • not really likely going to happen little man

  • impossible.
    size doesn-t matter, just figure out what you are doing

  • This page will tell you how to reach a much larger size, permanently:

    http://mycomparisons.com/1.php?id=penis

  • God wanted it that way.

  • What you need to do is get some duck tape pull your thing with your hand to your belly button tape it there every night be fore you go to bed then when you wake up un do it tell you go to bed. also take a rope with a rock throw it out a window that will make it bigger to

  • pull it ha ha

  • o.k. -johnny-

    you can either go to surgery to extend it, they pull out dick out abit more, but when they do that, your dick will only become stiff a loose (very flaxible)

    or you can just grow up and let it grow naturally

  • Masturbating to make you bigger is a myth and proven not to work. Pills don-t make you longer, only bigger and for a few minutes (it isn-t permanent and will not make your penis longer.) The ONLY real solution if you are dead serious about making yourself longer is to get penile extension surgery. It turns out guys have up to 1 to 2 inches of penis INSIDE THEIR BODIES! This will cost you some cash, so...good luck with that.


  • http://www.socyberty.com/Sexuality/25-My��

    read and know your sexuality better

  • No way of increasing your penis size, unless you go for surgery. But, there again, there is no point in doing so. Its the skills that matter and not the size. I reckon your size is alright.

  • Without drugs, impossible ^_^

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  • masturbate 5 times a day

  • you can-t just be happy for what you have dam its small haha j/k its fine dude girls to care. don-t stress out about it.

  • ooooooooooh!

  • You really should be happy with what you have, because it-s what you do with it that-s important.

    That said, if you are worried about size, it can be very difficult to get past this hang up. It definitely is possible to get a bigger penis without pills or surgery. If you-re prepared to put the work in, natural exercises do work - just check out forums where they talk about these sort of things, - you-ll find lots of men who have been successful.

    The first thing to do is get some information. A good site I found is
    http://www.biggerbetterman.com
    - it gives lots of good background info.

    Good luck!


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  • My son asked me about why his penis is small and how it could be bigger? -

    My son asked me about why his penis is small and how it could be bigger? -

    He is 12 5-6- 140 lb and his penis is 2.5 inches long and 3/4 inch wide when erected. Btw he gave me this info when we talked. Is this normal

  • He-s normal, probably still a little pre-pubescent. Its not bad at all that he is open with you about his concerns, more adults should have open dialogue with their kids (probably put men-s health out of action) The best thing to do is maybe buy him a book about puberty/sexuality aimed at young men. There are some excellent ones out there.

  • Normal for a 12 yr old- he-s a little young to be worrying about penis size- tell him to check back with you in a couple of years or so if he still has concerns, for now he has growing to do and will do that in the next few years.

  • A bit overweight for his age.

    Size is about average for being 12.

    Be glad he is willing to ask you these questions since many kids would never talk to their dads about that kind of thing.

    I have a 13 yr old cousin that wouldn-t ask his dad anything, he always asks me.

  • It-s not normal for him to be telling you his size but yes the size is normal, that-s the size my boyfriends penis was when he was 12. Tell him he still has plenty of time for it to grow.

  • its called 30 years of theropy your son wi8ll need it after you mesureed it or rapedorincested

  • He-s 12, probably not even beginning puberty yet. Tell him he-s normal and it will grow in time.

  • Do you expect him to have an adult sized penis at the age of 12? Seriously? How old are you?

  • it-s not normal to be posting your sons penis size on the internet.

  • For a 12 year old yeah.

    But he-s tall. It-ll grow in time, he-s probably just starting puberty.

  • Yes, -your sons- penis is quite minuscule.

  • his penis is small because HES TWELVE. All boys have tiny penises at that age.

    -Connor

  • yes its normal he is just fine

  • I agree with cool breeze


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