How do i cut off my penis in a painless way? -

How do i cut off my penis in a painless way? -

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i know it may sound unusual, but i think the penis looks gross and i don-t like the look of it. it looks like a.. like a.. i dont know what but if you were have never been introduced to an image of a penis in your life and you dont know what it looks like, what-d be your first reaction? exactly. its the same way you reacted to a woman vagina. :-(

how do i remove it in a painless way?

My first reaction to a vagina was -AWESOME.- so I have no idea what you-re talking about.

If you want to cut off your penis you first need to see a therapist. Not because you-re crazy but because you need to talk to someone about how you feel and therapists generally will help you get to the operation. Then you can see a doctor and get it removed, but no surgery is painless.

How do you cut off your penis in a painless way? You don-t. You don-t cut off your penis at all.
Seriously. If you are genuinely feeling this way about your penis, you need to see a doctor and tell him about it. He might be able to suggest something to help you. Do NOT attempt anything by yourself. You need professional medical help to avoid infections, etc.

Get yourself a really sharp knife. Maybe a -cut throat- razor would be better. Better still ask your friendly neighbourhood surgeon for a loan of his scalpel. Don-t use garden shears, an electric hedge trimmer or a chain saw as these will only make your eyes water. Put your penis on a nice flat surface and get to work. With no hard bone to contend with I reckon you could have it off, if you will excuse the choice of words, in a couple of seconds. Good luck.

If you do it yourself it will hurt and quite possibly kill you, ie shock or bleed to death. Don-t be a prick (excuse the pun) see a doctor or psychiatrist.

You freeze it (put some ice cubes around it in a bag) then get one of those twig cutters and start gently cutting

The penis is your friend.
Do not hurt the penis.

A very sharp kitchen knife usually does the trick

Cut your head off and you won-t be able to see it anymore

put it in the paper shredder! It will do the job, good luck. :)

Slam it in the car door.

WHAT?! remove your penis?!
idk.

check yourself into the nearest nut ward you need more help then you know

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I know there is heart transplants from pigs to humans, how about a penis transplant from a horse!?!?!? -

I know there is heart transplants from pigs to humans, how about a penis transplant from a horse!?!?!? -

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Xenotransplants are the transplants of animal organs to a human to improve the human body or fix it. So why not enlarge your penis with a horse penis? You will then be truly be hung like a horse.

hahahaha. you have too much time on your hands, friend.

The pig is a very close relation of the human, genetically speaking. Horses are a very different animal.

In any case, the penis is highly vascular, and has many nerves associated with it. While you might be able to transplant a penis from an animal to a man, it wouldn-t have feeling, and probably would not erect.

I think if you got -Excited- you-d lose too much blood pressure and pass out....Might be fun though ^^

haahaha thats a good idea hahaha

lmao why stop at a horse. Go for a blue whale

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How can i help my son about his penis? -

How can i help my son about his penis? -

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he is a 11 and he told me that if he tied a rope to his penis head it can make it bigger i hear that it works he tried to sue dental floss but it keeps slipping off will rope work? or what other type of method can he use?

None.

he is at an age where if puberty hasn-t started, it will

tying anything around the head of the penis is going toi cause problems later on

There is nothing out there that will make him bigger and, quite frankly, a big penis does not make you a better lover

(Oh, I want you to know that I am treating this as a somewhat serious question and not a troll posting, OK?)

You are going to assist your son in hurting himself. Can-t you just explain to him how it-s no big deal if the head of his penis grows normally and chances are it-s gonna be big enough anyway. Is there another reason he wants to do his? Why are you encouraging him and feeding an insecurity that-s growing in him at such a young age? My heart goes out to him.

see i have done this before what you are going to have your son do is tie very thin rope to his dick and tie the other end to a car. dont worry the rope will break and he will have the dick of a porn star.

This sounds like the old -my friend- gig.
Buddy, I don-t see how it could work and I wouldn-t do it because you are going to hurt yourself.

Slap him (in the face) so he cries and realizes he-s not man enough yet and shouldn-t be caring about his penis- size, as he won-t use it for a few years..

Tell him to stop. That sounds dangerous. He-s eleven, he has time for his how-do-you-do to grow. Please don-t help him tie his shwing-shwong up.

To all you who say 11 year old shouldn-t care about size.....well the issue about size is that bade I-m 13 and was pressured about it since I was ten......I think we need to stop this insanity its only hurting us.

Find another way to bond with your son. This is something he should be doing with his friends.

he-s 11!!!! doesnt matter how old you are noone should tie ropes around their junk!

omigod, he is 11 you don-t need to worry about how long his penis his.

you are sick you are supposed to be doing other things with your son!

Dont Do That

what kind of freak helps make there 11 year old son-s penis bigger...
1st, the kid probably didnt start puberty yet. just wait!
and 2nd, i agree let him do that with his friends or something.

that is so dangerous

WTF?!?!?!?!? THAT DOESNT WORK!!!! ya dont do that

didn-t you get caught on date line NBC

umm u should have done this a long time ago!

Troll I-m guessing?

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How can i make my penis bigger? -

How can i make my penis bigger? -

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its currently 5 in erect and i want to add at least 1 1/2 inches is there any exercises that i can do??

Spray it with Miracle Grow but just two times a day!LOL

Making your penis bigger is very easy man. All you need to do is use natural penis enlargement exercises like these
http://www.easypenisenlargement.org/natu��
you should get a bigger penis in around 6 weeks if you do the workout-s everyday

Leave the pills and pumps alone.When you get married and are ready for inimate behavier, and you find the right girl for you, the size will not make any difference. It-s how you use what God gave you not the size. Be loving, kind and compassionate towards your new wife and you will see what God gave you will be enough.
Just don-t use it until you meet the right girl and get married.

If you want to waste money, buy a pump and some pills. They won-t help, and hopefully they won-t cause you any harm.

Of course, you can stop worrying about what you can-t control.

Surgery is the only realistic way

A penis pump. if they make those. and pills

pills. I know you watch t.v. its all over

oh umm no sorry :(

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How can I make my penis bigger I donrsquo;t think it has grown in a while and I need held D=? -

How can I make my penis bigger I donrsquo;t think it has grown in a while and I need held D=? -

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eh=/

I have used Longings for Men and have seen a difference. Go to herbal remedies.com under men-s health.

You can always shave if you have questions taylorc2011@yahoo.com

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My penis curves to the left. How do i fix it? -

My penis curves to the left. How do i fix it? -

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Ok well im 15 and my penis curves to the left, and its embarrassing! How can i fix it naturally, because i cant go up to my dad and ask him for something to fix it lol. So if yall could help me out that would be great.

It-s normal

sorry to tell ya man but your stuck like that unless u have surgery. Alot of men have it. its all normal and if a women judges you by it ten it isnt a love on love relationship. As long as your having sex for love and not for fun thats all that counts. hope i helped.

well its hard for me to understand what you mean by curving so ill asnwer both ways it could happen.
first, if you mean it points to the left when you have an erection its because you let it hang to the left when its not erect or you masterbate with your left hand more often than you masterbate with your right.
if you mean it curves as in rounding this too has to do with your masterbation. Im not going to assume right off the bat that you do masterbate but if you do you seem to move your hand into a curve its been proven that the shape of your hand when masterbating becomes the shape of your penis in other words if you make a curve when you masterbate your penis will get used to it and start curiving same with people whodont touch there middle fingers to there thumbs while masterbating this creates a lop sided effect if you do not masterbate than it might just be an offbalance of your muscles to fix this while in the shower give yourself a hard on and place a wet cloth at the end of your penis contract your muscles as to pull your penis closer to your belly button and up to the sky and hold for 10 seconds do this five times everytime you shower and you should be balanced in no time at all

If you are cut, you can try foreskin restoration to even out the skin. Otherwise, masturbate with your left hand. Whacking off with your right hand can cause curvature to the left (at least for me anyways) and vice versa. I wouldn-t worry about it too much.

Apply Preparation -H- to the right side!

Some people just have curves in their penis, totally normal.

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How can I get my penis bigger? -

How can I get my penis bigger? -

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Go on Ebay.

A tall ladder, a concrete block, and a 2 foot long piece of sturdy cord. Or, a good imagination.

That question has been asked more times that most others here. The answer is always the same....-you can-t-

You would be better off examining your apparent dissatisfaction with yourself, as your partner will be more in tune to how you use it.

Surgery is not the only way to get a bigger penis. Traction devices are clinically proven to make the penis bigger. Ever seen tribes like the women with brass rings on their neck?

Proof that traction (or using steady, measured force) works. It can work on the penis also.

Check out fast, easy, natural penis enlargement www.biggerpenis4ever.com/SG

The ONLY way to make your penis permanently larger is by plastic/cosmetic surgery. Few if any insurance companies cover the procedure, and like Lucien B said, you-d be better off working on your self esteem and discovering ways to better satisfy your partner with what you have available. Chicks often enjoy a little lick-a-de-slplit before you just cram it up inside -em also. Try it, you may like it.

try a pump but make sure you use a penis ring before use that will give you thickness

dude thats an ignorant question but go on ebay and buy yourself a penis enhancer I dont remmond this because once your an adult your penis will probably be larger depending on genetics

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