My penis is stuck in the drainage pipe, does anybody know how to get it out? -
My labtop is really close to the sink, so I am able to use the computer, despite my penis being stuck in the drainage pipe.
why would u even put it there?I doubt you-re on your laptop at the same time. This is a joke, right?
If your penis can fit in the pipe, it can probably fit out. If you have an erection, think about your grandma or grandpa and it will probably go away. If not, call 911. I hope you have a phone nearby... If not, then either call 911 or a close friend if you have a phone nearby, or put some soap on it so it will slip out. If that really happened, sorry about it, but that-s a funny scenario. ROFL!!!ok, let-s go through this scenario:
you got horny and stuck your thing in a drainage pipe.
it got stuck (be proud, you-re big, just not that smart)
you go onto Yahoo answers and post a question about what to do.
I-m guessing if it was in -reaching distance- u were probably masturbating to the drainage while watching a porno on your laptop.
That about right??
kinda creepy, but whatever works for you.
Its probably time to swallow your pride and IM your buddy over to help
or, if all else fails......LOSE THE ERECTION!
good luck!Why was it there in the first place? How would you even fit in the sink far enough to get it stuck there? Weirdo... Call me over, and I would help you to press that little button that makes alot of noise, and maybe it would chop off some silliness and put some common sense into your head.the first question here is, why the hell is your penis in the drainage pipe to begin with?
..uhh, idk rub some butter on it to loosen in up so you can slide it out.
then either shower or find a woman (or dog) to clean it off for youhow did it even get there seriusly were you trying to do something sexual anyway use butter to try and get it out oo yay and how were you able to go on a computer and post this question if your penis is stuck in there?Please cut pipe from your penis. when your penis will in normal it will remove form pipe. Another way if you cut your skin in anywhere in your body just little when some blood comes out then your penis will remove from pipe.use some butter. is it in reaching distance?
loosen it up.
what ever you do.
dont turn on the garbage disposial.turn on that little switch near the sink that makes alot of noise when you turn it on and everything will be okhahah
ok why was it in there anywayzzz
but use like butter or hmmm...ya pam to take it out
lol were you trying to have sex with the pipe??USE SOME ANAL LUBE! if not available.... use some WD-40. i use that to jack off. then my chick likes to lick it off. and eat chicken wings.think about something nasty to make your hard on go away and it should slip right outIf this is serious, call 911 or a relative.ice to reduce swelling and then some oil (but don-t rub it in, silly- it-ll only get bigger...)i heard about getting a dick stuck in a vacuum cleaner but not a drainage pipe!HAHA...nice.get some soap and turn on warm water and pour soap around your d!ck, and dont do that again lolwow, you must have a big penis
I-LL GET THE CHAINSAW, JUST STAY STILL!loose the erection turn the water on and pull outCut it off.Lol....get rid of ur ***** and then take it out.prayhaha is this real?? y would u do that?call 911.......im sure u could messge someone and get them to send someone to ur house kinda awkward though hmmm???i doubt ur penis is stuck and ur on yahoo answers at the same time.u are a jackasscall someone 2 help u i don-t u can-t get it out by ur self
My penis is stuck in the drainage pipe, does anybody know how to get it out? -
