How do i fix my penis? -

How do i fix my penis? -

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my penis got jammed in a door.. and i try to pull it out and the 4skin came up and now my penis has a tip type thing and i don-t know how to fix it... HELP

dang, that sucks

go see a doc ASAP

and what exactly was your penis doing in a door??????? (just curious...) but ya go see a doctor.

dude go to see a dr as soon as possible ..n how u got it jammed llike wat was u thinkingor doing

You should get cut.

congrats u just half circumcised urself.

go to the doc.

d*mn, thats rough !

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How do i fix my penis? -

How big is the largest penis? -

How big is the largest penis? -

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it-s not on a human

IT-S NOT ABOUT SIZE. How many times do you have to hear it before you believe it? Besides, the biggest penis belong to elephants, and no man con come anywhere close to being that large.

For that matter, a penis is the worst possible way to satisfy a woman, and that-s the whole point, satisfying your partner

I don-t know

Here we go again with another -penis length/size- question. There is not much of a relationship between belly size and penis size. Your penis size will be the size you are given! There are no pills or creams, no toys or tools that will make a penis longer or larger. Any product claiming to do that should be regarded as being suspect. Likely it is a scam and the only thing that will get bigger is the wallet or bank account of the person/company offering the product. Look closely at the promotions and you will see that the product is not tested, inspected, approved or endorsed by any reputable organization. If it works why has it not been submitted to the U.S. Federal Food and Drug Administration for FDA Approval. If you are concerned that your penis is not large enough then consider that the average length is 5.5 inches and frankly that is plenty large enough. Read some of the posts from females who are afraid of the -huge- penises out there. Sure the -American thing- is -bigger is better- but that is not always the case. If you are concerned about the ladies pleasure - and that should be your main concern, you should develop a technique or style that makes the most out of what you were given.
It is important to remember that sexual intercourse is not simply a piston going back and forth at a high speed. Actually a lot of the -jocks- haven-t figured that out yet. If you work at developing a style you will score more and it will be more fun for both of you.
And it will be fun learning the technique.
And if you are still wanting to do something to make your penis bigger, each night before you climb into bed, get down on your knees, bow your head, and pray for a larger penis. Trust me, you stand a better chance this way than with any tools or toys.

as big as your mouth.

human- John Holmes -dead porn star-18 inches (could not get fully erect )

Sperm Whale -5ft or longer (sorry guys guess you-ll never measure up)

I remember seeing an 18- one online somewhere
There probably is someone out there longer but embarassed

Hi there. I know that the porn star John Holmes aka Johnny Wad was reported to be 13.5 inches. He unfortunately got caught up in cocaine and died of AIDS. A very nice man. Not the brightest, but nice just the same. Have a Great Easter.

well, at band cam there was this horse that ...

hehe

who cares

if it is that big, then it is probably too big to use properly anyway except on a horse ...

i dont know but i think it is on an elephant

REVA P is compleltly wrong the largest penis isn-t on a elephant.. it-s on a blue whale which is also considered a mammel... the largest -dork- or penis what calculated in at

somewhere around 12 feet!!!
Try having fun with that o.O

there once was a prono star named long dong silver and his was 12 inches long. naturally and he was a white man..lol

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How big is the largest penis? -

How do you get a bigger penis? -

How do you get a bigger penis? -

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lose body fat and get really lean. Your penis will look bigger.

If you pay a plastic surgeon several thousand dollars, your penis can become fatter, but not really longer. That-s really the only method of penis enlargement that works. Everything else �� particularly pills sold through magazines and the Internet �� is a scam, aimed at malekind-s #1 biggest insecurity (penis size). Some devices involving suction or vacuum can actually injure your penis. Instead of trying to change it, learn to accept your penis exactly the way it is. Size doesn-t matter to a woman, it-s how you use it that matters! :@)

You can-t.
Its near impossible.

Suck on it!

you can get it fatter with a plastic surgon but you also can buy a pennis pump idk if it-ll work because i don-t have a pennis i have a vagina but you can try it

good luck email me,
mall shopper

You canget a penis enlarger pump

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;��

u can-t, be happy with what you got. =]]

You wait till your older. =) Find a very sexy girl and rub it against her down there before you two do it.

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How do you get a bigger penis? -

How can i get my penis bigger? -

How can i get my penis bigger? -

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By doing exercises. I read an article earlier that talked about ways to make your penis bigger.

I-ll leave a link to the article below.

hope this helps...

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My Penis was cut off...how shall i tell my GF? -

My Penis was cut off...how shall i tell my GF? -

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a few weeks ago i was putting my penis in a hoover to see what it felt like, however at my moment of climax i knocked the hoover down the stairs and it sliced the end of my penis off..my GF doesnt know yet and practically been begging me to make love to her...


in all seriousness what shall i do...will she finish me?

Johnny.... if this was the case son, you would have bleed to death as the penis is a bloody organ, and it would not stop bleeding. I have had my penis removed and stitched on many times from and accident in 84. Lost both testicles, and now have an implant, after many surgeries just to save what i have left of it and to make it possible to get an implant in it. Where, Boston, Maine, New Jersey, Connecticut, and finally Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore Maryland. Good Luck Steve

LOL!! How in the hell could you lose your penis and your girlfriend not know aboutit?? GIVE ME A BREAK!!!

i think the only thing to do is kill yourself. i would.

How old are you? 5? what idiot puts their penis in a hoover. Have you been to hospital or your GP? if not you should. I think you should tell her. She will either laugh or finish with you. its hard to tell. if she finishes with you its clear she only wants you for sex.

You are an idiot, but in all seriousness you should go and see your doctor and then tell your girlfriend. I wouldn-t tell her about the hoover though :-s If she loves you than she won-t dump you although chances are, you will be able to get it fixed on the nhs. Good luck mate

Tell her, you-ll know if she really loves you for you, or she loves you for something else.

Tell her, she won-t ever have to worry about you cheating on her ever! Well done!

well, you need to tell the truth about you accident i-m sure she will understand, anyway avoiding the problem will not go away- anyway it depends can you make love or not?

This happened to me aswell... I was lucky tho and managed to grow a new one. And believe it or not this one is black and three inches longer!

You should get your penis out of the hoover then dildo her with it..

Or grow a new one like he ^ said

tell her if leave then find new one tell them a wolverin attacked it then you f... the h... out of it lol

Go the whole hog and have a full sex change. She might like it.

WTH???

cat her pinus offff

wow what i dont know buddy

tell her ur a girl

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Hi,, i have a 6 inch penis and i was wonder i want my penis get 10 inch how,,? -

Hi,, i have a 6 inch penis and i was wonder i want my penis get 10 inch how,,? -

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is there any medcine that make it grow big and thick

why would you wont to do that

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Hi,, i have a 6 inch penis and i was wonder i want my penis get 10 inch how,,? -