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How big is your penis? no jokes? -

How big is your penis? no jokes? -

mine is 6.5 inches and 4.75 girth but looks nothing like guys i watch in porn it is a good amount smaller I am considering plastic surgery let me know what the common is according to this poll?

  • 6.75 in for the length and 6 in for the girth. You don`t need surgery, you are above average for the length and close to average for the girth. Don`t mind about porn actors, they are exception.

  • The average size of a fully developed guy is 5.0-6.5 inches, for someone of 15-17 it is about 4.5-6.0 and about 4.0-5.5 for a couple of years below that. You are top end average for a fully developed guy, the only reason some of these guys are in porn is because they have been gifted with huge penises.

    Mail me on gcdamfs@yahoo.co.uk if you have any other questions or queries.

  • i-ve seen afew guys with small peepees in porn...not impossible.
    hahhaha.
    but you pretty much average.
    the g-spot in a womans woohoo is only 5 inches deep, i believe,
    and her whole woohoo is only 8 inches in depth...
    so no worries.
    my peepee does not exist sadly. =[

  • Guys in porn are above the average. That-s why they-re in porn. The average for an adult is 5-6 inches so obviously you-re fine, don-t worry about it. You definitely do NOT need plastic surgery.

    How big is my penis? Don-t have one.

  • Mine is actually 6.5 inches and 4.75 girth as well. That-s interesting... Guys in porn are well endowed, that-s why they-re in porn. Most guys are around your size though, the other, well they-re either in the porn industry or small...

  • Lol surgery for your penis?

    People are getting more pathetic by the day.

    EDIT: and why is the average on yahoo more like 6.5 or 7 inches, when stats show it to be something like 5.5

    Methinks we have lots of liars here.

  • Dude, people always say that size matters! Well if u got the right girl she won-t care if she really loves u! And also just like everyone said the guys in porn movies are either high on Viagra or amper on plastic surgery and also maybe even mdified on computers. But the fact is don-t get plAstic surgery ur fine

  • Um...who cares? The only people that actually get worked up or conscerned about everyone else knowing their penis sizes are either trying to compensate for something or just blatently homosexual and want an excuse for another guy to whip it out!

  • Why do u say -no jokes-? Were u expecting some?

    U are an average penis size for a north american adult.

    And I don-t know my penis size and I-m not gonna whack off right now to find out just to answer this question.

  • Mine is 7 and half inches and 5.00 girth,listen dude yours is fine,girls hate big ones from what I-ve heard,it hurts them a lot,so like i said your size is fine

  • mines like 5.9 hard and like 4 girth but ur normal coz the ave size is abt 6....guys in porn r longer coz they make them longer with stuff...u dont need a plastic surgery lol....if its too long then girls dont like it and i am sure that urs is perfect

  • Don-t compare to what you see in porn. They are only there because they are huge. I-d be afraid if a guy whipped out one of those. Your size is about perfect. No surgery.

  • porn people use viagra mines is natrual 5 inches soft 7 1/2 inches hard

  • Mr. Hands has a very large penis. I think you should get plastic surgery so you can be hung like a ******* horse.

  • as big as you can imagine

  • 7- lenght and 5- inches around

  • |---------------------------------------�� ------ that big

  • mine is 8 in

  • i got 9 inches no joke but im black so im blessed with it.

  • get a penis transplant from a stallion!

  • mine is 8 inches im black and u no how us black people have big penises

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  • huge as air plane

  • soo.. judging by the other answers 2.45 inches is small?

  • im just a cat

  • I dont have one but i want one in me...hehehe

  • just ask ur mother


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  • How big is the average penis and how do i measure myne? -

    How big is the average penis and how do i measure myne? -

    i have read that the average size is 5 inches. now i dont know where they got that statistic because i have honestly never been with a man belong 7 inches, but i dont know. big ones can be good, but too big...owey!

  • 6-6.5 inches is average length.
    To measure, get an erection,place a tape measure at the base (on top of the penis) of the penis next to your body and measure to te end of the tip of the penis.

    Supposedly, the distance from the tip of your index (pointer) finger to the hand is the same length if you don-t have a tape measure handy but have a ruler or other igid neasuring device.

    To mak sure, get an erection and mak an L shape withyour hand so tumb sticks out - index finger is straight ot and place it against your penis. If your thumb is resting on the tip of your penis and the tip of th index finger is against yur body without pessing in too much, you can measue tat.

  • The average adult male penis is about 5-6 inches in length, though I-m not sure about girth. If you-re a teen, then there really is no average, seeing as teen males of the same age can be in different stages of puberty and vary in size. The most accurate way to measure your penis is to get a firm erection, then use a measuring tool (preferably the measuring tape you use to measure your waist) and put the very beginning at the base of your penis and stretch it the length of it. Whatever number it-s at is the length. The girth, I-d advise you to measure the width at the center or base, not really sure. Hope this helps.


    If you wish to answer my question, please answer. Educated answers only please:
    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;��

  • im 14 and mines 7 inches so i think thats average and basically you get hard then grab a ruler put it next to ur penis and mark off then next year you can do it again and make a growing chart!!... did i go to far?? haha

  • Measuring tape, or a bendable ruler if you want to find your circumfrence. Some ladies like knowing stuff like that, believe me. To just measure it, put a ruler at the base and bend it to the curve, all the way to the tip! Simple.

  • white guys 5 1/2 in-6in, black guys 7in, asian guys 4 1/2in. get a measuring tape or ruler dude!

  • average is 6 inches. and you measure it with a ruler when its hard lol. hope i helped! =D -3

  • Measure from base to tip. And most guys add 2 extra inches to it.

  • 5-6inches and get a ruler out and measure it lazy ***


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  • For how long does the penis enlargements effect via pump machine lasts? -

    For how long does the penis enlargements effect via pump machine lasts? -

    Pumps do work as a treatment for impotence, although the problem is that when you take the pump off, the vacuum is gone, so the blood tends to leave the penis very quickly, and you lose your erection.

    As a penis enlargement method, the same problem applies. You will get extra size as long as the pump is on, but take it off and you��ll go straight back to where you were before.

    There are also quite serious safety risks with penis pumps. When using anything mechanical on the penis, there is a risk that you could burst capillaries, get blisters or, even worse, develop improper circulation leading to possible impotence and a whole host of other problems.

    At best, you will get temporary enlargement but it soon fades back to your normal size. Overuse, or misuse by increasing the vacuum too quickly, could lead to tissue scarring or penis deformation.

    Apart from surgery (which is dangerous - very expensive), the only penis enlargement method which works is exercises.

    Because they increase the amount of blood that the penis can physically hold, you can gain extra inches length and width if you do them properly.

    There-s a good site below with more information about all the different methods - check it out.

  • I-ve pumped and the effects has lasted for like about 24 hours. Yep, a temporary situation, however the Results does increase penis size.

    jabril���
    side note: to augment and maintain the turgid state of the pumped penis attach a c?ckring for no longer than 30 minutes.

  • It last as long as the pump is attached. As soon as you take it off the enlargement goes away. They can also be very damaging to the capillaries in your penis. If you pump to long it can cause permanent damage and you-ll have erection problem the rest of your life.

  • These pumps don-t work they are sold by scam artists trying to make a quick buck, these pumps can permanently damage your penis

    natural penis enlargement is the only way to enlarge your penis size
    http://www.easypenisenlargement.org

  • Waste of money, they don-t work! The only thing that will enlarge is the person-s bank balance who-s selling the kit to you.

  • Macho man is right! You are endangering your health too!


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  • I got my penis stuck in my oven door and it latched closed, does anyone know how to remove the handle? -

    I got my penis stuck in my oven door and it latched closed, does anyone know how to remove the handle? -

    Its a maytag 2700 sooo, if u can help

  • Your penis has a handle?

  • ok. iam trying to picture this. your oven its a self cleaning oven. and your penis is stuck in the door. now i hate to do this man. but your in trouble. and that a BIG . T R O U B L E. your done for. for one this and this is hind site. be sure to tell your friends not to walk around the kitchen naked and cleaning ovens. but yea. its sorta funny youll have a lot of good storys to tell. your kids when you get old. oh. wait there is no way youll have kids. lol

  • -listen every body i got my d!ck stuck in a that new oven you know the new maytag 2700 and my laptop was laying by me in the kitchen and i wanted to know do you know how to get a penis out of an oven because the latched closed and how to remove the handle to get my d!ck out?-You got butter lol!!!

    there is a website belowe showing ovens that his d!ck is in so we can know how it look to tell him how to get his d!ck out

  • Obviously you have a computerized oven. Do not remove the handle!!!
    Just start the -self cleaning- cycle; when it-s over, you-ll have a clean penis, a clean oven (your mom will love you) and you-ll be able to open the oven door without a hitch ! Voila, problem solved !

  • Well you got yourself to the computer to ask all of us here on yahoo answers instead of calling a friend or family member to actually help you take it off! Funny how logical that is!

  • sooo, your laptop was just lying around in your kitchen, or did you have to carry the oven with you to your computer to ask this question?

  • Use a Komatsu Zenoah chainsaw or a Estwing Sportsmans Axe with Leather Grip 305mm. Then claim it on your insurance and say a mad man named Johnny did it!

  • then how the F#ckin H3ll did you get to a computer What your Mr.Fantastic No so stop wasting peoples tim with your Bull Sh!t Lies

  • cant be done gotta remove the penis dumbass

  • why is your penis in the oven in the first place you silly little boy.

  • What a waste of good internet.

  • Didn-t know computers were so close to ovens these days...

  • -_- Epic fail

  • how this is funny LOLL ILMAO

  • you really need to wear an apron, if you-re going to cook in the nude

  • if u say epic fail ur a queer... stupid *****, judging others


    I got my penis stuck in my oven door and it latched closed, does anyone know how to remove the handle? -
  • How do i get a bigger penis? -

    How do i get a bigger penis? -

    i want a huge penis without surgery. How can i do this.

  • eat kebabs


    How do i get a bigger penis? -
  • If your penis wasnt circumsized at birth is there any way u can get it cirzumsized and if how much cost? -

    If your penis wasnt circumsized at birth is there any way u can get it cirzumsized and if how much cost? -

    Uncircumcised guys have the advantage of being able to choose what they want, so in the end you end up satisfied no matter what. Cost varies by location, so you have to ask. But being uncircumcised also has benefits, so make sure you research on it, especially since once you get circumcised you can-t go back. I-ll help you a bit. Circumcision is a traditionally Jewish and Muslim procedure, although it was introduced and encouraged to the Western, developed world as a way to stop masturbation, especially with the help of Dr. Kellogg. (see link 1) However, although scientific studies have discovered that circumcision harms masturbation by up to over 60% (2), needless to say, it doesn��t completely stop masturbation. Many circumcised guys find it more convenient to use a commercial lubricant as a result (3) since the typically moist foreskin that is like the eyelids is not present to rub the glans with (4).

    Most developed nations quickly rejected circumcision after noticing its ineffectiveness against masturbation, and as a result the United States remains the last developed nation doing it to a significant percentage of newborns. (5) This was done as a result of the for-profit American health care system promoting myths about benefits of circumcision (6), such preventing penile cancer (6a, 6b), preventing HIV (6c, 6d) despite the USA being the developed nation with the highest HIV rates and circumcision rates (6e, 5), and preventing STDs (6d, 6f). As a result, circumcision is now brings in hundreds of millions of dollars to doctors and the American health system. (7)

    However, circumcision has been becoming less popular as years have passed by. In the 1960s over 90% of guys were circumcised in the USA, now circumcision rates are as low as 14% in some states. (8) More and more parents are discovering that circumcision carries more risks than benefits, and realize that by leaving their sons uncircumcised, they have the choice of choosing what they��d like, since the surgery is irreversible.

    Circumcision risks include the loss of sexual pleasure according to multiple studies (2, 9, 10, 11). Those studies take into effect many sensation points, including the foreskin, and they involve many participants. There have been other studies that claim no difference, but they don��t even take into effect the nerve endings on the foreskin, which as seen in one study, are some of the most sensitive points on the penis (10). One study even found an increase in erectile dysfunction rates after circumcision (10a). In another study, it was found that females ended up reaching orgasm with and preferring uncircumcised males in 9 out of 10 cases (10b). In addition, circumcision is extremely painful on newborns (12, 13, 14), and you risk many bad conditions, such as a buried penis when too much foreskin is removed and limits the size of the penis (15), or adhesions or skin bridges that develop from the head to the shaft when the skin heals after the surgery (16), meatal stenosis [occurs in up to 10% of circumcised males!] when the opening of the penis becomes irritated from too much exposure and rubbing and begins to close up (17), and meatal ulcers (18). All those risks are, of course, not including the possibility of having too much skin removed, which can cause discomfort during erections due to lack of skin to allow the penis to expand, and could consequently cause a hairy penis by pulling pubic hair and skin to the shaft. Often a circumcision scar develops around the penis after circumcision. In addition, circumcision has negative effects on breastfeeding. (18)

    To conclude, here is a link that describes the anatomy of the foreskin (19) and the development of the foreskin with infants, a link especially helpful for parents (19a). Ultimately, one survey found that although uncircumcised guys are a bit more satisfied percentage-wise, it��s within the margin of error. (20) The only difference is that those unsatisfied uncircumcised guys can simply get circumcised and end up satisfied either way. In addition, in one survey it was found that up to half of circumcised guys expressed concerns on wishing to have had the choice themselves. (21) That, along with the risks and negative effects that are being seen more with the help of the Internet, may be what is bringing down circumcision rates.

  • You can get circumcised you will need to see a urologist for this surgical procedure. I would guess that it will cost approximatly a grand with anesthesia and as an outpatient. It is good to have this done and no one should let their child go uncircumcised since this completely negates all risk of phimosis, paraphimosis and squamous cell cancer of the glans penis.

  • A guy can technically get circumcised at any age. In the US, the cost would depend on the kind of insurance you have. It can range from being free (unlikely unless it-s medically necessary) to several hundred dollars.

    If there-s nothing physically/medically wrong with your foreskin it-s probably not a good idea nor is it worth it. The foreskin contains a lot of nerve endings that would be removed, and these nerve endings may contribute to sexual sensitivity (link 1). Furthermore several studies indicate that the foreskin may actually be beneficial to the sexual satisfaction/pleasure of both the man and woman (links 2, 3, 4).

    So, while not universally true, there-s a good chance that things may not feel as good afterwards compared to before with having a foreskin. And as long as you keep it clean (which is easy) and practice safe sex, you-ll probably never develop any real problems with the foreskin. So why put yourself through the pain and potentially end up regretting it?

  • Yes you can still be circumcised at any age but I have no idea how much it costs.

  • Of course you can! I was done at 18 and would never go back! It was done in the Drs office with a local, watched the entire thing! This was 10 yrs ago and it was $400, now I bet it would be double that. It is well worth the expense and discomfort!

  • It is possible, I don-t know how much it costs, but you can get the procedure done. Just talk to your family physician and he well let you know.

    I-m pretty sure they-ll put you under anesthesia, so it won-t be painful during the operation, but the recovery time is around 3 to 4 weeks.

  • I-ll do it for you if ya want.

  • yes you can, it will hurt so bad though because you will not get anything to numb you...
    the cost will depend on your doctors office.

  • YES. check out UROLOGISTS in the phone book. this kind of doctor will do it. as far as cost, phone around, costs will vary. the cost in Canada 19 years ago varied between $50.00 and $75.00 for newborns.

    This simple procedure is (for adults) usually done in the doctor-s office with a bit of local freezing. If you are going in for any other surgery, it also can be done while under anestetic.

  • Yes, you can have it done by any surgeon, but a cosmetic surgeon will do the best job. The cost will be at least $1,000.00 maybe more.

  • Why???
    Please read about the purpose of the foreskin and the procedure of circumcision:


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  • Im 17 years old how long my penis has to be by now? -

    Im 17 years old how long my penis has to be by now? -

    when I was 11 years old it was 4 inches but now it grow more and i want to know what the normal size for a 18 yearl old guy.

  • different sizes 4 different ppl. Go measure urself like the other have done to c what ur size is.


  • http://www.coolnurse.com/penis_size.htm

  • by the time youre around 18-21 yrs old...you would have reached your maximum length.

    an average length for a man-s penis when erect is 6.16 inches...and 4.84 inches in girth (around)

  • The average size is 6 inches when erect. I believe most women will say it is girth not length that provides the kick, however.

    But I have to say, I have a thick and long one, and it is not all it is cracked up to be, as sometimes it can get a bit painful for the woman. As long as you can find the pleasure button, she won-t be concerned about your size, my friend.

  • non erect normal size should be --5-inch-

  • you got me beat!!!..............not!

  • the second your voice changed, it stopped growing.
    Medical says the average on the PLANET is around 6 inches.
    Some are more, some are less.
    Keep in mind they -measure- at full erection

  • it doesn-t HAVE to be any length
    you-re fine i-m sure unless you went back in size

  • hey poor dude dont go with size u have already attain ur ...

  • why dont u go measure it

  • How long is a piece of string? Stop worrying about it.

  • 7 inches

  • Most women will tell you that it-s -QUALITY- NOT -QUANITY- that counts.
    It-s hard to say. Your dad should know, the odds are you will be the same size as him.


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